The Wasatch Jackalope
@Jackalopes_Inc
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And if thou gaze too long into Twitter, Twitter will gaze into thee.
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If you thought having multiple girls in the same house all have their periods at the same time was bad wait until all your chickens decide to molt at the same time. πͺΆ πͺΆ πͺΆ
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Elon Musk put a string of satellites that parade across the night sky every night indelibly changing the sky for the entire planet and these people are melting down ever a reno.
I did not have East Wing renovations on my "what will break democrats?" bingo card.
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Uva uvam vivendo varia fit.
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One time my mom made me wear a jacket over my little red riding costume and no one knew what I was supposed to be. π
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Welp, now need a cast iron cauldron.
The company that makes them does a black one and a white one too they're so cute π₯Ί https://t.co/ptoTkGOdra
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Felt a little Bri*ish today. I also learned if I want to make the perfect medium boiled egg for ramen I need to try and cook soft serve eggs for breakfast.
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Donβt mind me. Iβm just over here being *ππ’ππΆππ°π’π΄*
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Why?! Why is this a thing???
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I know bread! And this bread does NOT weigh a pound!
Forget your most boomer complaint or your most zoomer complaint. Give me your most medieval complaint
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I think I need this.
My husband bought this for me. I think I will stick it in a frame and hang it in my office at work π
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Excuse me while I go searching for a Gar crochet pattern.
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Friendly reminder: Itβs extremely rude to hold a crowded elevator door open while you finish a conversation with your friend who isnβt getting on.
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My office chair feels strange. Like someone else has been sitting in it. My home office chair.
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