Jon Reimer
@jreimer3
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Bass player, software engineer, and nerd aficionado
Joined September 2012
After several delays, @DOGE has finally posted its purported savings. Why did it take so long to create a simple webpage with a 1000-row table? Who knows! Let's dig in. Headline number: $55B saved. They list the savings per nixed contract. This should be easy to verify then. π§΅
It's Monday. @DOGE is the laziest, most overpaid bunch of incompetent, unelected bureaucrats we've ever seen.
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it occurred to me that some of you have never seen this video⦠enjoy. btw all replies must be quotes from the video no exceptions.
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How it feels going into 2024
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the evangelicals have forgotten their natural predator: the internet atheist
Thought he had an easy target. Didnβt realize dude rockin the sandals/jeans/ponytail/solo Bluetooth was born into the shitty internet debate. Molded by it. When Mr TikTok was out partying he was studying Usenet archives and paying for Something Awfulβ¦
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George R.R. Martin says he's written 1,100 pages of #TheWindsOfWinter Same amount of pages that he had written as of December 2022 "I'm struggling with it ... It's a big mother of a book ... Maybe I should've started writing smaller books when I began ... it's tough"
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The AWS key management service is the best AWS service. It truly reflects my feelings when using the AWS CLI.
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still think abt this one a lot
Whats a video that lives rent-free in your head?
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Thanks for coming back with an edible arrangement.
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Fox News tried to do a bunch of scary man-on-the-street interviews about crime. It didn't go well.
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Not even close
Greatest phone call scene? π I'll start and it's easy:
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Genuinely canβt think of a single part of driving a car that would be made better with a touchscreen.
To everyone arguing against Tesla removing the gear shifter: what looks easier to you?
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State Sen. Nathan Dahm (R-OK) has penned several bills loosening gun restrictions, including the nationβs first anti-red flag law. He thinks these bills protect the Second Amendment β and that they make us safer. We think it's probably one or the other. Watch it on @AppleTVPlus.
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"Most important thing's profit, not these people. It's just bullshit." "Fucking cowards." https://t.co/R3GgQz0sjn
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