I am the finance controllor for my organisation. The admin team order Tetley teabags and are confused every time when Yorkshire arrive. Little do they know, I amend the PO and remove Tetleys and replace it with Yorkshire. I will not drink that piss water

The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon. The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

What’s going on here @lakedistrictnpa @CumbriaCC? Waterhead car park full of takeaway boxes, beer boxes, cans, plastic bottles and endless tissues and toilet roll. A mere 100m from lake Windermere, no wonder it’s almost dead. Not a bin in sight, no wonder ay? #LakeDistrict

I’m having to lean against a door on this train. With no one social distancing. How is this okay? @TPExpressTrains

My 11yo just asked, “Are baby donkeys called ‘donklets’?” And, you know what, I think they should be.

How upsetting that our snapchat memories are now memories of the first lockdown

Currently in that cycle where I have no motivation to do anything but then I get frustrated that I'm not doing anything so I sit with no motivation but furious at myself for it until bedtime where I get angry at myself for wasting the day.

Beep beep, let's ride 🚗

Facebook is a different kind of world I swear

Someday this is going to be all over and to celebrate, we should get a load of bands to play together. There'll be food and drink. Maybe do it outside. We could call it a 'festival'

i love how our generation has 0 loyalty to jobs 😭 boomers will stay in one job for 20 years and gasp at the idea of job hopping, sorry but you can watch my fat ass twist boy as i bounce to the next...

As if this Jill woman thinks I tried to run her over on the way to work this morning when I live the other side of the country 😂😂😂

Panic over. Spotify is back! 🥳Looks like this run is happening 🙃

Nothing now Spotify has crashed 🤷🏻‍♀️

#NewProfilePic

Excuse 3261 for not going on a run: SPOTIFY IS NOT WORKING Fr tho- pls fix it 😭

i’m literally just in my own bubble 97% of the time. really don’t care for what anyone else is doing loool

All their solitude sessions have been incredible. But this! THIS! Incredible ⁦@NBThieves⁩