Jonathan Pyle
@jonopyle
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Scunthorpe, England
Joined August 2009
Here's our top track list of the songs they made us all belt out in school assembly. Hope you enjoy singing these for the rest of the day!
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Football: there’s nothing like it. One minute it rips you apart, the next it sends you into orbit.
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The proper way to celebrate a 59 ... Michael Caan, a 27-year-old pro on the Vancouver Tour, fired 59 yesterday at Meadow Gardens in B.C. with this worm of a putt on the last. Amazing putt. Even better reaction.
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No YOU wasted a few minutes of your life putting Sean Dyche's face on Fat Bastard not me
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😦😦😦😦😦
So the truth is out at last. The Dashboard is still reporting the old PHE figure of 77 deaths today for the UK. The figure using the same 28-day cutoff as other countries is revealed to be ... 20. The old PHE method inflated today's figure by a small matter of 385%.
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Reassuring that the Pillar 1 tests by specimen date are continuing to decrease. 7-day average for England down to 172 as of 26 June.
This comment from the Director of Public Health in Barnsley suggests that an increase in Pillar 2 cases does not mean actual cases increasing. If this is the case, then Pillar 1 (measured on a more consistent basis) trends may still be a better indicator of progress.
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Think it’s time time come off Twitter for a while. The shit is going to really hit the fan in the next couple of days in the UK and I don’t think people realise how bad it is going to be.
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Why are people generally so stupid .... I don’t understand 🤔
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Lots of smart people are debating about the economic pain being worse than the "cure" of preventing #coronavirus spread. I don't know the right answer, but I can help you frame the question.
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#NHS I love you ❤️🏨 I literally don’t know what we’d do without the NHS... So happy I made the decision to change jobs and start my career within the NHS 🏨
The spirit of NHS staff is absolutely astonishing ❤️ Please RT if you’re proud. WE WILL BEAT THIS!
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Cometh the hour, cometh the man... THIS man. Cool, calm, serious & his gigantic new financial measures to help businesses & workers today are genuinely astounding. Great job @RishiSunak. 👏👏
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Di*khheads #panicbuyinguk need to get a grip. Absolutely no need!! On the plus side there’s plenty of fillet steak 🥩
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The lack of any decisive action on Coronavirus by the British Government is scandalous. Stop hiding your heads in the sand @BorisJohnson @MattHancock and DO SOMETHING. This is a matter of life or death. What the hell are you waiting for???
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I have had a lot of press requests for statements today. I will now make a number of statements which I REALLY hope do not get confused with the opinions of @HUGOBOSS. Just to clarify these are the statements of Hugo Boss, not of Hugo Boss.
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Let this stat sink in: IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF BOXING Tyson Fury is now the 1st fighter to end the reigns of two world champions that have had 10+ title defenses. 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
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