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Jonathan Pyle

@jonopyle

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Scunthorpe, England
Joined August 2009
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@rickygervais
Ricky Gervais
4 years
Still can’t believe we managed to finish this scene πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/b1NPPnvJE6
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@JOE_co_uk
JOE
4 years
Here's our top track list of the songs they made us all belt out in school assembly. Hope you enjoy singing these for the rest of the day!
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@GaryLineker
Gary Lineker
5 years
Football: there’s nothing like it. One minute it rips you apart, the next it sends you into orbit.
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@shanebacon
Shane Bacon
5 years
The proper way to celebrate a 59 ... Michael Caan, a 27-year-old pro on the Vancouver Tour, fired 59 yesterday at Meadow Gardens in B.C. with this worm of a putt on the last. Amazing putt. Even better reaction.
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@tobytarrant
Toby Tarrant
5 years
No YOU wasted a few minutes of your life putting Sean Dyche's face on Fat Bastard not me
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@jonopyle
Jonathan Pyle
5 years
😦😦😦😦😦
@cricketwyvern
David Paton
5 years
So the truth is out at last. The Dashboard is still reporting the old PHE figure of 77 deaths today for the UK. The figure using the same 28-day cutoff as other countries is revealed to be ... 20. The old PHE method inflated today's figure by a small matter of 385%.
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@cricketwyvern
David Paton
6 years
Reassuring that the Pillar 1 tests by specimen date are continuing to decrease. 7-day average for England down to 172 as of 26 June.
@cricketwyvern
David Paton
6 years
This comment from the Director of Public Health in Barnsley suggests that an increase in Pillar 2 cases does not mean actual cases increasing. If this is the case, then Pillar 1 (measured on a more consistent basis) trends may still be a better indicator of progress.
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@robmcelnea1
Rob McElnea
6 years
The hills are alive πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚#robmacmemories
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@jonopyle
Jonathan Pyle
6 years
Think it’s time time come off Twitter for a while. The shit is going to really hit the fan in the next couple of days in the UK and I don’t think people realise how bad it is going to be.
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@Point1golfcoach
Andrew Nicholson
6 years
Why are people generally so stupid .... I don’t understand πŸ€”
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@piersmorgan
Piers Morgan
6 years
Great idea. Make them feel valued. RT & share. πŸ‘‡
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@ScottAdamsSays
Scott Adams
6 years
Lots of smart people are debating about the economic pain being worse than the "cure" of preventing #coronavirus spread. I don't know the right answer, but I can help you frame the question.
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@JessycaaMayy
Jessica May
6 years
#NHS I love you ❀️🏨 I literally don’t know what we’d do without the NHS... So happy I made the decision to change jobs and start my career within the NHS 🏨
@NHSMillion
NHS Million
6 years
The spirit of NHS staff is absolutely astonishing ❀️ Please RT if you’re proud. WE WILL BEAT THIS!
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@piersmorgan
Piers Morgan
6 years
Cometh the hour, cometh the man... THIS man. Cool, calm, serious & his gigantic new financial measures to help businesses & workers today are genuinely astounding. Great job @RishiSunak. πŸ‘πŸ‘
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@jonopyle
Jonathan Pyle
6 years
Di*khheads #panicbuyinguk need to get a grip. Absolutely no need!! On the plus side there’s plenty of fillet steak πŸ₯©
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@piersmorgan
Piers Morgan
6 years
The lack of any decisive action on Coronavirus by the British Government is scandalous. Stop hiding your heads in the sand @BorisJohnson @MattHancock and DO SOMETHING. This is a matter of life or death. What the hell are you waiting for???
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@joelycett
Joe Lycett
6 years
@HUGOBOSS Hugo Boss has a smelly bum bum.
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@joelycett
Joe Lycett
6 years
I have had a lot of press requests for statements today. I will now make a number of statements which I REALLY hope do not get confused with the opinions of @HUGOBOSS. Just to clarify these are the statements of Hugo Boss, not of Hugo Boss.
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@jonopyle
Jonathan Pyle
6 years
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@GNev2
Gary Neville
6 years
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@BoxingKingdom14
Boxing Kingdom
6 years
Let this stat sink in: IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF BOXING Tyson Fury is now the 1st fighter to end the reigns of two world champions that have had 10+ title defenses. 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
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