Chijioke Ndubueze
@jokey442
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You're about to get married with this mentality. I guess his earnest prayer should be;
"Lord please never allow my wife be the provider even for a day"
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@Day_veedd
@black_bhoy_
@Chemicalboyy
Pele o, but we learn everyday. Crows are usually seen in large numbers and it's described as "murder of crows" so being just two as seen on the photo, there goes the joke "attempted murder"
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@avisval
@instablog9ja
Go to Lagos you will buy Abj drivers beer (Mortuary standard) for being patient.
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@Fantasy0D
@DrOlufunmilayo
I graduated at 25 and served at 28 due to school wahala. At a time I felt life has left me behind seeing my mates serving .Then, served at 28, got a job at 29(promoted twice same year), married at 30
I haven't yet arrived. Don't give up bro. God can compress time.
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@wuranicole
Women play around from 18yrs up to 27yrs even while in a relationship. At 30yrs, when they've all turned evening newspapers they now want to hook someone's son to settle down. At 30 women retire, men play forever. The circle goes on.
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@instablog9ja
After "happy new year" I never post anything again even till now.
Na "Best in viewing status" I be.
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@simply_edopikin
@mrdecomarine
@oreoluwa_sugar
@Layo_OG
This is not related. Physical appearance isn't same as status quo. Money can be made by any gender. So asking if he has money when you don't is absurd. Ladies ask about height and complexion as well. That's their physical attraction. Any man or woman after money is a gold digger.
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@taadelodun
Moved to the UK and found out that the only people you give way for and can blow siren are the emergency unit (police, ambulance and firefighters).
In Nigeria, politician move like emergency units😂.
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@MikaelCBernard
@itssonjosh
Simplest way to know this is fake is: Does a call start recording before the recipient picks? Absolutely not.
They even recorded the calling tune.
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@Mochievous
"Piglets" Tryna stop harassment with harassment.
Beauty with brain is key. Where there's no beauty, brain does magic still.
Then imagine one without beauty and brain. 🤔
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@Old_warri9
@Wizebaba
Madam you should have used another profession to make your point. You see that "oil worker" you put there, just remove it.
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I used to think primark was a top brand until I moved to UK. It is actually a store for low income earners.
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@instablog9ja
Fantasies born out of peak period. At 30 or 35, ideology will change and when reminded of this it will be said "that's her past". The internet is life icloud. It stores for future purposes.
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@Kim1ofafrica_
@Letter_to_Jack
I disagree with your boss. Being married is different from bringing kids. Marriage is for companionship. For kids, wait until you achieve some level of comfort especially in the Nigeria of today. Give your kids a soft landing.
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@instablog9ja
Today Christian, tomorrow Muslim. Reasons a Northern Muslim don't consider a southwestern Muslim as being Muslim enough.
Just take a stand and stop jumping from one religion to another.
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@BeccaMelanin
@Dre_Ova
You're obviously part of those students who want to attract extra mark by adding furthermore to a simple question.
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@Chuks_Eric_
@tobicious_abhay
@omoelerinjare
@PO_GrassRootM
Buhari's administration:
President: A Northerner.
V.P: Yoruba
Senate President: A Northerner.
Speaker HOR: A Yoruba.
So such scenario is not new to Igbos and las las them go survive. Igbos are more enterprising than politics.
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@O_IceManni
@Oghenebruno
For one to be among top ten richest in Africa he/she should worth billions of dollars. Igbo land aren't Lagos where swamps are sold for above 400m. With 400m such edifice will be erected in Igbo land and you will still have balance.
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@blessin05099212
@Naija_PR
Beyonce and Rihanna are not in Rwanda. When you go to Rome behave like the Romans.
Tiwa Savage own worse, she reach Morocco wear agbada come out.
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@Nichola48908872
@Ifeadigoh
Heard it's Jibrin of Sudan initially now this. Are people now doing work shift with Nigerian presidential seat?
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The moment I start believing in 50/50 my pride as an Igbo man is gone forever.
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@Chinwe_Imma
@Daddy_Nomso
@DONJAZZY
She was definitely doing well in UK so no need for clout. Na broke women dey chase clout.
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@AyanfeOluwa21
@DeeBeeVilla
Note this and also pass this to your other friends and any lady you come across henceforth:
"A guy chasing a lady is old fashioned we are in 2021. Right now No means No"
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@richiesxn
Is it that the debtor doesn't have any belongings?
Pay him a casual visit, then pick at random. Case closed.
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@Silk_Beauty_Wit
@ShutUpSamir
This is the tweet. When you marry such a prudential woman as a man you won't be scared of anything. She can have all the cards and you sleep comfortably with no worries. Coins are in safe hands.
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@kellz_zumba
@Naija_PR
He's maybe the father. At that point if he decends on the boy with that level of anger he might regret it. It takes few savings to get a new phone, but can you replace anything on your son if you damage one. Have you thought loosing him over a phone that can be rebought?
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@isaacolugbenro1
Possession is deceptive. I do bolt at my leisure time and there you will meet a lots of broke people with possession.
Picked a rider at Chevy view, throughout the trip she was on a call pleading for assistance as her account is below 3k and she's owing the bank.
I shock.
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@BlackAlaric
@thetoluoflagos
@TheUrbanStore_
You can't go any further. Just turn the wheels fully to the driver's side if that's not yet a full wheeling, then reverse.
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@Ardar_Lity
@Naija_PR
It's happening. Nobody questioned that, but don't make it a reason for being gay.
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@its_thriller
@Elkrosmediahub
It's a vocal audition. Seyi suits the position being a great vocalist. Her wrong choice of words won't change the fact that she got the voice. She's just unlucky her music can't thrive in the Nigerian Music industry as expected.
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@Baba___Alabi1
@Officialkathe
Priorities differs. Hustle differs. Most times your priorities in a scale of preference determines your hustle. Some believe it's now now or never. While to some it is slow and steady till they get there.
At a point in your life, street evaluation won't matter anymore.
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@UMHmanga___
@el_agbon
Religious killings started with the Muslims who wanted to dominate Jos, believing Christians can't hurt a fly. They met the shock of their eyes when Christians reacted and over killed. Same story in KD. Deborah's case may slide cos she's not Igbo else Onitsha would have replied.
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@Wizarab10
A hookup babe dragged a married Man for coming to her dm. Laugh wan kill me.😂😂
Her point is that she is doing olosho with her full chest, but the man is cheating on his wife. People funny.
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@Rus_technology
@iamspreado
The person has to go through visa application like it is in Nigeria. This is why it is necessary to make research before choosing a country to go to.
If such event was happening in Poland, with your Poland visa you can find your way to any other EU countries by train. Except UK
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@muna_chims
@wuranicole
Not a competition rightly said, but most ladies will say "I live my life the way I want" then later condemn men for living their lives the way they want. That's hypocrisy.
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@the_smallie
Education makes a man unable to be a slave.
The noise in the South is a fight against oppression and slavery.
The silence in the North shows the slaves are happy with their Masters.
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@hartng
@OlabayoBalogun
If you want to learn about secular politics, start from university. Nothing will shock you again. In fact you can predict the betrayals henceforth.
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@iAlamuOfLagos
@coco_002
🤣 I stopped cash out on sporty after PSG vs Atlanta 2020. Played ov2.5 and they were on 1.0 at 89th min. Cashed out 2k, immediately the match recorded 2goals within 2mins. I nearly cried as I missed winning 28k. Since then if the game will cut let it cut.
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@naikiadex
@obeberhiri
@g_owu
@quinn_tope
@AmbyCEzem
No blame them. Visit ministries in Nigeria and see why Nigerians feel abroad is work n bills.
Visited NPA to run some registrations the whole staff in a particular dept were gisting. I sat for about 20-30mins waiting for them to be done. I dare not interrupt, they are elders.
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@MohWorldent
As a Senator or Rep, you take up minor projects such as what he did, water projects, scholarships and special empowerment in your constituency. The governor does the major projects. For his wealth, source is best known to him.
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@Shadaya_Knight
Life of a simp in general agrees to everything thing a woman tells him from her own point of view. He never objects.
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@Osas05347063
@justsociety4all
So many allegations on BAT are not even true. Particularly this one is false. The problem is Nigerian youths will believe so far as it's Tinubu. We don't make our own findings.
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@Reddishwine3
@Officialkathe
I'm not justifying cheating though, but you ladies believe coochies are the same but classify the guys as big and small, long and short, bananas and cucumbers. So it applies both ways, all coochies can't be the same.
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@Juicy29325466
@iam_chyderah
@gziiie
Wahala... So guys with 800k salary dating girls with 60k salary dey fck up🤷
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@Chezzy_Adex
@TheBaeTwits
Vacate the seats before her arrival. You've saved yourself 99% stress.
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@iamabayorr
Reading this thread the only thing that can to mind is that those clamoring for breakaway doesn't know how it feels to loose hard earned investments to another man.
70% of investments of an Igbo billionaire is located outside the eastern region.
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@Lekki27004154
@drpenking
All these because he abstained from sex with her for 5years. Why are you glorifying fornication? You are very used to immorality I see.
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@Nkemchor_
@itssonjosh
@TomiArayomi
No one translated Chimamanda Adichie's letter to hausa so that people in the north will know what she said.
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@LeaguesReporter
My annoyance is that most of the Spanish players can be seen performing these days whereas Nigerian players are no where to be found.
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@Tracerthedon
@AbayomiOdd
@AfamDeluxo
But the bushes get accessible roads meaning they have prepared for future population growth. Ibadan bushes na herdsmen dey create road.
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@quinn_tope
Siblings who do not want to see each other made it that way. My uncle in Sweden come home every year. Me in Lagos, how many times do I go to the east, once a year.
My family (both extended) will always warn you not to forget your root whenever one wants to leave for this country
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@Suleimabaker
@ruffydfire
You can’t come through the window and start cleaning the house. Come through the door holding a broom every other person will join.
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@Jiggacoy
@adimweird
@provii8
You didn't see that the sentence was quoted. It's obvious you read without comprehending.
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@kupaleon
@instablog9ja
You aren't done mentioning bro. Continue listing, you will definitely get to those making clean money.
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@oku_yungx
Replace the “world” with Nigeria or Africa. Nigeria is a packaged place. This is not applicable in most western countries.
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@sophy_cynthy
@luckyejoh
@edembaonyekachi
@thetalkativeNG
Pay 75k for his WhatsApp tutorial to get started.
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@DaWhyteWolf
@iam_ekjosh
@DeeBeeVilla
Ladies haven't still understood that sometimes when a guy tries harder there's a motive. Do you know if he has sworn to get in between your thighs hence all those efforts.
I have been in the midst of a gamble where a guy bet to sleep with a particular lady. It took him 1yr plus.
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@fkeyamo
Muslims don't separate politics from religion. Most of their political decisions are first consider religiously okay. Times have changed. Christians shouldn't keep mute as well and the pulpit has the loudest voice. If the Orthodoxies won't use theirs, I trust the Pentecostals.
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@Mide__mid
@slaymama_69
Did Uber before NYSC and now I'm working, but the truth is I miss cruising around town in the name of Uber. I be Lagos map like this. Thanks to Uber.
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@toniii_lee92
@LifeOfNapaul
Bro I don't know how many languages you speak, but English and facts are part of them.👍
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@Tobenna99
@UgwunnaEjikem
But that's not the case here. Comprehension is always a big problem to Nigerians. We read, react then come back to understand the tweet.
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@Kgheuer
@shema4u2c
@hartng
@UzeziOgho
Party chairman and President/governor decide almost 70% of them. The Senators have to Paddy with the presido to smuggle their person of interest most times.
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@gracefi64334419
@papywave
@Grachidex
As painful as calling a human being broke? Don't you know broke shaming can lead to depression?
And depression can lead to death?
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@TheAblebaee_
You call that permission? That's accountability.
You see why single or unmarried people shouldn't give marital advice.
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@maziechidiime
See the effect of having seaport close to the east. All these cost will be averted. Mazi I will suggest you advise your clients to register their cars in Lagos before delivery.
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@willydavinci7
@DeeOneAyekooto
You don't know who BAT is. Baba for negotiation. A rare politician who doesn't mind being on a negotiating table with his core political enemies.
Ffk, festus, Elrufai used to oppose him, now the story have changed. I wouldn't be surprised if BAT tried negotiating with PO.
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@EleluAyoola
@X_Dailly
When they didn’t support him you complained, now they drum support for him you still complain. What is the color of your problem?
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@SavvyRinu
Nigerians didn't use it. We preferred crypto which is not a crime. The CBN can't force it on us. So stop asking like you and I used it and it didn't work.
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@Purpleandflawed
@sandraaaa_mo
@Dhavidote
Like you're getting to know someone for the first time and you're already talking about budget😂.
Let's be real pls and first dates mustn't be solely on food. Come on, we don't know each other, sip wine or any other drink while we talk. What's paramount is the ambiance.
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@Lbgobo
@TosinOlugbenga
I tried funding my Luno account using my naira card, but it was declined twice
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@Kaywest24
@toolzbabe
You should know a guy with potential even when he's broke... Life is acrimony.
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@Wizarab10
@papalolo2123
You all think Atiku, Saraki and Co will spend all these monies to get power and won't want to recoup these expenses once the get power.
Like they are running a charity organization. They will inflate government spending to get back what the have spent.
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@Jossy__j
@instablog9ja
You're making sense until that part "if you're broke stay away from women" like man makes money just to have a woman. If we go by this your statement, your grandfather would have been the loneliest man on earth.
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@jon_d_doe
@Joyce_okies
Joe you took the word out of my mouth. He knows who he is married to. I have two men in my work place who their wives have sent out of their houses using the police. To avoid loosing all he had worked for, wife should remain in Nigeria.
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@kiiingvstro
@eleniyanjb
@yay_tunes
@ajuicygeorge
I guess you were expecting to see high rise buildings. Residential areas look this way and most of those buildings are over 50years old. It's not trenches.
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@Defydodo
@aproko_doctor
I was expecting a lady to comment "and vice versa" to the initial tweet, but all I keep seeing is sex.
It just settles down to the fact that most Nigerian women have nothing to offer aside sex.
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@balogunAsadiq
@TinubuOclock
😂. Campaign with what, false narrative? Baba invested Lagos money in Econet alongside James Ibori and others. These investors helped them (Econet) raise more than $200m for the operating license. He didn't bring Econet rather he invested.
Make una dey research before agreeing.
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