If you’re confused about which country to move to between the US and the UK, move to Australia.
The goodies in both countries are in Australia. Those things you’re avoiding in both countries are not in Australia.
Of course this is a bit generalised but here’s a good albeit…
Substituting Victor Osimhen and Ademola Lookman was the best decision our coach made. We criticized but we didn’t know that Man had to sneak in our top penalty takers, very tactical.
José Peseiro was born for the Super Eagles.
God Bless You Sir
This is Calistus. He is so good and has been in the skit industry for over 10 years now. He posts his skits mostly on Facebook. I pray he gets his flowers one day.
No sex tapes
No drama
No clout
No controversy
No prostitution
No married men
No BBL
Just low key and making it big
This is one Nollywood actress I respect so much
Do you know her name?
This guy came on board and made Nigeria skit makers realize that they don’t have content apart from showing women’s buttocks so they stopped skit making and started dancing with Pampas.
One day he will receive the flowers he deserves
Everybody is praising Osimhen, Lookman, no one is acknowledging this man Jose Peseiro for his hard work , great training and best decisions . God bless you Sir.
If you travel by air a lot, beware of over friendly chatty seat neighbours.
The older lady comes and sits next to me inside the plane. She asked me to help her put her bag in the overhead luggage compartment. But a gentleman sitting across quickly came through.
No sex tapes
No drama
No clout
No controversy
No prostitution
No married men
No BBL
Just low key and making it big
This is one Nollywood actress I respect so much
This is Calistus. He is so good and has been in the skit industry for over 10 years now. He posts his skits mostly on Facebook. I pray he gets his flowers one day..
Tupac died in 1996
Mohbad was born in 1996
Tupac was born in June and Mohbad was born in June.
Tupac died in September and Mohbad died in September.
Tupac died at the age of 27 while mohbad also died at the age of 27.
What a wonderful coincidence!!
RIP, Imole
Peter Obi taking a quick nap at the airport before boarding his flight for a meeting scheduled for 4am and 6am. What a simple man. Nigerians please let’s give this man a chance next week 🙏
After standing on Jagaban’s mandate,Toyin Abraham couldn’t even vote in her polling unit because Jagaban’s thugs came shooting in the air and scattering the whole process. She ran on foot to her house. A foolish woman both on screen and in real life.
Jack tweeted the Nigerian flag at exactly 12:00am Lagos Time of June 12th. To achieve this, he probably had to research the hour in his local time that would match that and made sure he didn’t miss it. Such sacrifice for our country. God bless jAck
#KeepitOn
#June12thProtest
Noodles are bad for your health
Noodles are bad for your health
Noodles are bad for your health
Noodles are bad for your health
Noodles are bad for your health
Noodles are bad for your health
Noodles are bad for your health
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This is Dr Bolanle Aseyan from Kabba in Kogi State, an alumni of LASUTH.
She met Dr Olufunmilayo (OurFavOnlineDoctor) on Twitter on November 2019. They started talking and somehow later fell in love. In 2020 during the COVID-19 pandemic, she pressured Dr Olufunmilayo to arrange
Dangote and his grandfather that gave him 500 000 to start a business in the 70s, one can sight the Dantata sticker on the private jet. Imagine one’s grandfather owning a private jet in the 70s. Dangote was never poor. Don’t allow anyone pressure you, you are doing your best.
David Hundeyin single-handedly solved a murder case an unearthed a criminal gang with his own pocket money. Something that IGP of Police has not been able to use huge federal allocation to do after the case was officially handed to over to him. God bless you brother.
Stop inserting cotton buds into your ears
Stop inserting cotton buds into your ears
Stop inserting cotton buds into your ears
Stop inserting cotton buds into your ears
Stop inserting cotton buds into your ears
Stop inserting cotton buds into your ears
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Igbos supported Olusegun Obasanjo
Igbos supported Goodluck Johnathan
Igbos Supported Buhari in 2015
Igbos supported Atiku in 2019
The only one time Igbos decided to support one of their own, Peter Obi, the most qualified, Igbos have been tagged tribalistic and ethnic bigots.
Which state is Debbie from, who is the governor of the state? We must tag him aggressively. In this mad generation, positive values must be encouraged by all means
Kenneth Okonkwo fired APC on Twitter, fired them on Television, fired them on podcasts. Now it’s time for tribunal he wore his attire to head to court and fire them in court. What a man 😃
This guy was the most popular prankster in Nigeria. His pranks were harmless. He didn’t pour anything on anybody or make anybody slump.
However, He just vanished one day. His last post was in 2022. I honestly hope he is fine 🥺
This 7 year old girl shielded her little brother from the earthquake rubble in Turkey for 17 hours straight. Both made it out alive. Bless their souls 😢😢
Access Bank will hire Zlatan and pay him 10 Million just to come and scream "Ayiiiiiiiiiiiii" but then sack staff who graduated from tough Universities with First Class, staff that they were paying 75k. Let me hear anybody tell me that Education is the key again 😒
After having sex with someone you aren’t sure of their HIV status,there is a drug you can take to prevent you from being infected with HIV when if the person is positive. It is called PEP. Every victim of r
@pe
MUST they get this. It’s available in most hospitals in 9ja.RT please
In the midst of all this chaos I think we should all take a moment and appreciate Late Iniobong Umoren’s friend, Uduak Umoh. This is an unsung hero. Please get yourself a friend like Uduak. Read 👇🏼
#JusticeForHinyUmoren
Trinity has been sent to prison because of extreme pranks. I would love to know the law that was quoted to send him to prison. Is there any law against pranks in the Nigeria constitution?
Chef Dammy has now cooked for 60 hours. Have you noticed that the quality of the food and utensils have suddenly improved? Yes that because sponsors have started trooping in. Your hate can’t stop her. 40 hours remaining to beat Hilda . We love you Dammy . Go girl
Uyo to Abuja on AirPeace is now 45k. Ibom air was charging 100k plus. AirPeace came with 50k. Ibom Air reduced to 65k. They still didn’t have customers. They reduced to 55k. Now AirPeace has reduced to 45k. Monopoly is evil!!!
Temi Otedola got married to Mr Eazi, a multi-millionaire and super star musician.
DJ Cuppy is getting married to Taylor, a millionaire boxer
Women always marry their class or higher.
They won’t look at your face if you aren’t their class.
When you finally make money as a man,
Dangote is Commissioning his refinery tomorrow.
These are 20 facts you should know about Dangote Refinery.
1. It is located in Ibeju-Lekki, Lagos, covering a land area of approximately 2,635 hectares.
2. The refinery is powered by a 435-megawatt (MW) power plant.
Don’t take Viagra if you’re taking Antihypertensives
Don’t take Vitamin C if you are taking Antimalarials
Don’t take take Alcohol if you are taking Flagyl
Don’t go under the sun if you are taking Ciprofloxacin
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Look at this Uduak Frank Akpan very well. Is he on Dreads? No! Does he have beards? No! Is he wearing tattoo? No! Does he have bulky muscles? Piercings? No. Is he a murderer?Yes.I hope the Nigerian police can learn from this. Stop profiling men based on looks.
#FindHinnyHumoren
Yemi Alade knows exactly how to cash out from AFCON. Every two years before AFCON, she will enter studio and cook a new single shouting Africa oooooooo. Then AFCON will pay her 100 billion to come and perform it at opening ceremony. Rinse and repeat. Smart money woman
INEC scored LP 0 votes in Obot Akara LGA of Akwa Ibom State meanwhile LP had 135 votes in just 1 polling unit in Obot Akara( Village Hall, Mbakpo Nkap in Nto Edino IV ward).
INEC results for Akwa Ibom State has been massively rigged. This is the greatest rigging since 1999.
Dangote cement is produced in Nigeria . The raw material is sourced locally in Nigeria at almost zero cost. Nothing is imported. Almost zero taxes yet the price of cement is 5,200 Naira in Nigeria and same is sold in Seme, Benin Republic at 1,500 Naira. Sit & Explain to me.
Dangote cement is produced in Nigeria . The raw material is sourced locally in Nigeria at almost zero cost. Nothing is imported. Almost zero taxes yet the price of cement is 5,200 Naira in Nigeria and same is sold in Seme, Benin Republic at 1,500 Naira. Sit & Explain to me.
Dear Whitemoney, I apologize for earlier thinking that your music was whack. Forgive me. Na my ears been dey whack o. 🤭
Best Musician in Nigeria. Wizkid dey learn work.
Vote LP
As a Catholic, you go to vote for Tinubu or Atiku, then you come and join us to pray “Prayer for Nigeria in distress.”
You shall be in distress.
You shall be distressed.
Surulere Obidients! This man is contesting in the same constituency as Desmond Elliot. The wooden bridge and public toilet man. Please let’s send Desmond Idiot home. Our mumu don do. Vote LP
Uduak Frank Akpan the rapist and murderer is a cousin to a local government councilor and there are attempts to obstruct justice. People, We are looking at a case of ritual killing and body parts selling. The least we we can do it make the whole world aware.
#FindHinnyHumoren
If you passed through NYSC without having sex with any fellow Corper, there are like only 5 people like you in Nigeria and God will bless you financially
INEC announced
Oyigbo
APC 16,630
LP 10784
PDP 1046
But attached is INEC’s sheet from the party agents clearely showed that
Labour = 22,289 And APC = about 2000. 😳
WHY EDUCATION IS NOT SCAM
A story of Hakimi and Emmanuel Eboue
Emmanuel Eboue, who had £20 million career earnings went broke after his ex wife won custody of their kids and ownership of ALL his assets.
He was homeless, after being kicked out of his house.
If GRV didn’t visit OBA of Lagos, he would have been tagged arrogant but he visited only to be told “Your future is bright but SanwoOlu will win.”
At least coudn’t you pretend to be neutral just for the visit? Let’s not forget that Peter Obi won Lagos even when same OBA
Peter Obi was on Arise TV tonight. He had the opportunity to expose the dirty things he had witnessed in PDP but he didn’t do that.He didn’t insult Wike despite the ill things Wike said about him. He focused on himself and his dreams for Nigeria. We can’t afford to lose this man
This is Harrison Gwamnishu. This man fights against Police extortion in Nigeria and gets the involved policemen sanctioned. This man has gotten extorted money running into billions returned victims. For this, he has had attempts made on his life several times. May God bless him.
This lady here was part of the election officers in Rivers on Saturday.
Today, she is in one of Facebook groups looking for how to change 100 dollars 😳
We have more than enough evidence against Wike.
Since we can't fly them out to UK, my opinion is that every Nigerian Politician who has tested positive to
#COVID19
should be transferred to any well-equipped World Class hospital in his Ward or Local government of origin.
So Davido liked a post accusing LP of rigging. I’ve always said it. Any celebrity feigning Neutral during this game-changing election in the history of Nigeria, check their pockets very well, you will see corn 🌽 inside one of them .
Imagine going for some International summit and they say let’s rise for the Nigerian National anthem and our President does this 😩😩😩. God please take this cup of suffering from this Nation. We have suffered enough. Vote Labour Party
My Peter Obi has already been blessed by the Pope, the highest authority in Roman Catholic and you expect me to take Rev Mbaka from Ketu who endorsed Buhari seriously? God forbid.
Shawarma can cause cancer
Shawarma can cause cancer
Shawarma can cause cancer
Shawarma can cause cancer
Shawarma can cause cancer
Shawarma can cause cancer
Shawarma can cause cancer
Shawarma can cause cancer
Shawarma can cause cancer
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A lady slept with her Ex few weeks before she got married. She confessed to her husband and he forgave her. 9-10 months later, she gave birth. Her ex claimed that the baby looked like him and demanded for a DNA test. The husband thought he was crazy & agreed to run the DNA test
Sleeping naked helps you to fall asleep faster
Sleeping naked gives you better sleep quality
Sleeping naked reduces stress and anxiety
Sleeping naked promotes vagina health
Sleeping naked improves male fertility
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5 years ago, Zenith Bank was the best bank in Nigeria followed by First Bank, but they payed their good tech Bros poorly so they left to Canada. They now employed half-baked Yahoo boys from Computer village and trained them for two weeks. The result is clear.
A heart transplant is surgery to remove the diseased heart from a person and replace it with a healthy one from an organ donor. To remove the heart from the donor, two or more healthcare providers must declare the donor brain-dead.