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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
18 days
🚨 Rant Alert 🚨 I am all for an independent Scotland. I appreciate the SNP are the only party with a bit of power that share this interest, however I am sick to death of this ‘vote SNP’ and we can get a mandate pish. In 2019 the SNP won 48 out of 59 seats. No mandate for that.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
Ye shouldn’t laugh, but…
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2 months
Okay! That’s enough internet for me for today.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
Not one arrest. Not even the hint of an arrest.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
Wee ball boy doing the zombie behind the goal 😆😆😆
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
6 months
Bellahouston 1982 Pope John Paul 2, kicks a ball back to a young Willie Collum.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
First I’ve seen this. @StephenGraham73 @CelticFC
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
That’s uncle Andrew. That’s the one we have to stay away from.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
Had to be done.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
6 months
That’s gonnae fuckin’ annoy them 😄
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 month
Dear English football channels. Ally McCoist is a prick and nobody likes him.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
First I’ve seen this video. I’m putting this on repeat before my next game of 5s.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 month
Just watching this again and pissing myself laughing. 3-3 draw with the champions at snake mountain. 😁😁😁 They thought they had won this title.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
Fuckin’ love games like this. You just know the Huns watching have punched the dug.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
Scottish refs at Celtic games with VAR
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
6 months
Just a guy waiting on his cold beverage at his local public house.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
I’m worried for wee Gio
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 months
Scottish FA have released next season’s referee kit.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
This gave me heart failure at the weekend.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
I’ve obtained a copy of the letter *rangers are sending.
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Sky Sports Scotland
1 year
📝 Sky Sports News understands Rangers will write to the SFA for an explanation over why Alfredo Morelos’ first-half goal at Celtic Park was disallowed. What did you make of the decision? ⬇️
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 month
Sitting laughing to myself at Maeda yesterday. Wee man usually keeps his cool and never really shows emotion, however yesterday the atmosphere got to him and he’s head first into the Celtic fans after an OG 😁😁😁
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
Wee, green man in Krakow reminded me of James Forrest for some reason.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 months
Scales when the cross comes into the back post.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
*rangers winning today is the equivalent of a valet taking a selfie whilst parking your Bugatti.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
🌭
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
👑
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
Don’t worry @fitbatweets yer account is safe. I’m not a threat…🤣🤣
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
8 months
It’s happening again…They never learn.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
Who done it better? Retweet for Jota Like for Jota
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
😂😂😂
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
29 days
How it started vs how it ended.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
4 months
Chased out by the fans you say…
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
4 months
First half display
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 months
I’ll just leave this here…
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
A fuckin’ love you man!!!
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
@days_scottish @RangersFC Admitting they are a new club. Fair play.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
6 months
Baldermort gets a drink of Jimmy Bells spunk. He’s now a fully fledged hun.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 months
They really thought they could beat us today. 😁 Ps Yer man at 1:11
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
Huns thinking that if Charlie wears her crown it's still the same Queen.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
4 months
Workplaces come Monday
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
Jota has a new redneck haircut and Greg Taylor is training…The Huns are getting pumped.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
A wee pic for the Celtic Maw’s
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
Still one of the best tackles on a hun in a derby game.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
4 months
This wee prick should never be allowed to pull on a Celtic jersey again. One of the worst defenders I’ve ever seen in my 35 years watching Celtic, and I’ve seen some bad defenders in that time.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 months
A fuckit. I’ll do it.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 months
Some cunt get this photoshopped onto their shite tifo
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 month
Celtic Maw’s when they see O’Riley
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 month
We see ye noo ya daft auld, hun boot!!!
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😂😂😂😂
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
🎶🎵You can shove yer coronation up yer arse🎵🎶 Meanwhile…
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
To her majesty…THE QUEEN!!!
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
Celtic to every team in the league
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
6 months
Next home game, 10s of 1000s wearing this…
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
It’s mental to think that they daft bastards fired a manager that got them to a euro final and replaced him with a guy that’s done nothing of significance in the game. All to win zero trophies this season. 😆😆😆
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
5 months
James Forrest is a Celtic legend. Replies off cause I’m not debating with wee virgins.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
UPDATE: Police Scotland ARE anti-Catholic and sectarian.
@AnthonyRJoseph
Anthony Joseph
2 years
UPDATE: Police Scotland have closed their investigation into sectarian & anti-Catholic singing by a group of Rangers fans being escorted to Hampden Park in April – with no action taken. They say they will “thoroughly investigate” if new information comes to light. #HateWontWin
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
Is ‘Protestant work ethic’ when you hide in the shipyards, but can take part in an orange walk during a war?
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 months
You ever just wish they cunts had stayed dead and hadn’t zombied back into Scottish football…I do.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
This advert makes me so fuckin’ angry. The UK is supposed to be a rich and civilised place to stay and instead we have adverts on TV detailing how old people are struggling and it is being accepted into the culture of society. Meanwhile France riots over a change in pension.
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This upsetting advert from Age UK is also a warning to never ever vote Conservative. They did this. When they get booted out, their legacy will be a destroyed country and a population reeling from 15 years of abject fucking misery. They’re utter scum.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 months
Baldy Beale
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
28 days
Some good news at last for @LeSouness
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 months
Maeda obviously had old skool treatment
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
Meanwhile in Glasgow…
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
The chat between a Celtic and *rangers fan on Twitter the past decade or so… CF: Patter RF: attempt at patter CF: Patter RF: You’re a nonce It really is boring.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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If *rangers were a hairstyle…
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
9 months
Maeda is gonnae chase the Livi no.23 back into the house tonight when he’s putting his bins out.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
🤣🤣🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 months
Be Silva rolling about in the Dundee mud bath tonight.
@ChuckCallesto
Chuck Callesto
2 months
SHOCK VIDEO: ⚠️ Man on some sort of synthetic narcotic loses all sense of reality.. Highly synthetic drugs are becoming much more prevalent.. WHAT IS CAUSING THE MASSIVE INCREASE?
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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They have genuinely went batshit, full tinfoil suit and hat crazy.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
VAR officials trying to find a reason to chalk a Celtic goal off…
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
This version of earth can't end quick enough.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
Morelos and Lundstram on holiday.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
8 months
@I_amMukhtar @terry_finnigan Does he play right wing?
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
4 months
Know what’s hilarious? The Huns would have you believe the officials in Scotland are against THEM. #GaslightFC
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
He wears double denim and he hates the Huns!!!
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 months
Rangers: our players are fucked after midweek. Any chance we could call this game off? Don Robertson: Hold my whistle.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
6 months
What the wife sounds like when you’ve had a few scoops after work and walk in with a sausage supper…
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
4 months
St Mirren at 8/1 to win today. That’s means if you put a tenner on St Mirren, you’re a hun.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 months
Supermarkets - Record billions in profit Gas & Elec - Record billions in profit Fuel - Record billions in profit Amazing how much more money the rich can make during a cost of living crisis.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
Ball smacked about 80mph and hits your elbow from 2 yards away and penalty given. VAR has killed football.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
9 months
Enjoy Fenians
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
McSouness: The simpletons simpleton
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 month
Santa was asked, ‘Is the North Pole the most magical place you’ve ever been’? He replied, ‘Not now I’ve visited Paradise’!
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
See these utter fuckwit cunts that think the royals generate cash for the public, I would love to kick every one of these nuggets right in the fanny.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
22 days
I think we know who’s right here.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
Catchy
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
This guy is an utter prick.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
Somebody tell that wank Piers Morgan to unblock me so I can call him a cunt!
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
5 months
Cannae wait till we get CCV, Hatate, O’Riley and McGregor back in the team.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 months
Maeda held his mum’s hand as she gave birth to him.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
They are the people.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
6 months
New flag ordered
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
@KieranPAndrews That will be the SNP who have been voted into power by the Scottish people then.
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Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
Jesus fuckin’ Christ. This is the manager off an opposing team for anyone outside Scottish football watching in.
@RangersReview55
The Rangers Review
1 year
🗣️ “Am I allowed to say Tav or do I have to call him James?” 😂 David Martindale explains why he felt his Livingston’s red card was crucial to the final result
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@johnnyXscotland
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2 years
Ye laugh, yer going to the burny fire…
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@johnnyXscotland
Johnny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
Stick these in the freezer and that’s the only jubblies I’m interested in.
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