Musinguzi John
@johnatwoki
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Digital Manager| Influencer Management (I browse the TL to hire you for my clients) | Communication Strategist| Adman| Memes are life
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Dear
@PoliceUg
,
Your pickup truck Reg No: UP 4838 coming from Kyanja headed to Ntinda/Bukoto knocked my car 🚘 and damaged my side mirror.
Please note that I was in my lane, struggling in traffic jam like the taxpayer I am 😞, as your driver exercised his right of way.
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Another week to try again so I can afford bread and not eat cassava 😅
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I got my 1st job through a Facebook DM. I have the tenacity, patience, and ability. God knows much the Ad Agency world demands of those qualities and more.
I hire influencers via WhatsApp and they do a great job without ever meeting them physically. It’s the 21st century!
Gosh I am so old fashioned 🙆. I don't understand how one texts on watsapp or just calls to ask for a job. Try dropping yr cv, following up & even sitting patiently at reception until the boss can see u 🙏 it shows tenacity, patience & ability 2 withstand è presssures of practice
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Guys believe me when I tell you the real war is on
@ntvuganda
#NTVOnTheSpot
😂
@NandalaMafabi
is another thing 😂😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😂
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What I need to be educated on is if that right also involves knocking people who are in their lane trying to reach their work places so they can clock in and pay PAYE that in turn pays your salaries 🙄
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Can we recognize the unique fact that
@mkiboneka
stays dressed in character even at formal engagements? This is personal branding 101. Much respect!
@mkiboneka
: When you stop caring about the money and start caring about the craft, the money will care about you.
#NSSFCareerExpo
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Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing Mrs. Musinguzi 🥰
Merry Christmas 🎄
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It’s hard to know what one has to do to remain a law abiding citizen in this country 😔
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Be like the Small Goddess
@KomugishaOlivia
. She overcame her phobia for needles and donated blood. I personally assured her that her arm was bigger than the needle and she could do this 😆. Proud of you, Sylvia ✊😁
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Them: What kind of happiness does someone get when their life is saved by your blood?
Me: An
@emeka_ug
kind of happiness 🥳. Please make someone happy today. Donate blood.
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Somebody enlighten me please 🙏🏾. Why are Cashew nuts so bloody hell expensive 🤨?
I bought this 150g pack at 12,000/= on my way home.
Which part of Uganda are they grown? I want to buy land there and quit my job 😅
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Here comes the new age 😌!
Thankful to God for all the good that has happened in my life over the past year.
To growing more wiser, kinder and richer, in that order 🙏🏾
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It’s here where you find out if you’re rich, planned or just an annoying social climber 😅
#BoyzIIMenInUganda
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@igniteivan
You can work as many jobs as you want in Uganda. Heck, you can even sleep for 30mins and work through the rest of the time but you won’t get paid as much as they pay a guy doing the same in the US. We live in one of the poorest continents and that comes with its impediments.
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You all believed an uninformed fashion opinion of our old uncle who spent most of his adult life in a government issued police uniform!?
Afande let’s have a little fashion war. You have 2hours to respond 😅
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I saved life today 😊. Feeling proud 🤗.
@CiplaUganda
is partnering with the Mengo Rotary Blood Bank to help addess the ever growing need for blood in our health system. Follow the campaign on
#HopeInEveryDrop
🩸 . Some goodies for you when you donate 🍾. Come through ✌.
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I almost forgot to wish my
#1
UG celebrity crush
@Lydiahjazmine
a HBD. I practically melt listening to your music. Grow gracefully, Beautiful.
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@qataharraymond
Here is an unpopular but true opinion. The martyrs collaborated with the coloniser and betrayed their own country and for that they were killed. They committed treason. Let's revisit our history and stop this brainwash😂😂.
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Dear Fresh Graduates,
They don't have the jobs they are about to promise you in those bars. Even that uncle who's telling you to "send me your CV I will see what I can do" won't do shit for you 😅. That's the world my friends! Do whatever brings a dime in your pockets. Congrats!
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@Mutuzo_M
We have two boys at home. I would literally trust them with my life. They are so loyal, honest, extremely hardworking but most importantly they would die protecting my mum. That’s everything to me!
They are our relatives now.
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@UG_confesses
All these issues can be solved by having your own means of transportation. Genda ogule emotoka man 😅
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To life 🥂
To the lucky ones that found me 😊
To the good ones I found along the way 🛣️
And to the dreams that scare me but have to be achieved 🌟
May this new year bring more clarity and gravity in the value I bring to every table 💎
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This Bagonza album slaps you guys ☺️
Please stream it.
Don’t pirate it.
Let
@IamApass
earn from his hard work 🙏🏾
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“Reporting the police to the police” is some punchline I never thought would be so real 😅
Dear
@PoliceUg
,
Your pickup truck Reg No: UP 4838 coming from Kyanja headed to Ntinda/Bukoto knocked my car 🚘 and damaged my side mirror.
Please note that I was in my lane, struggling in traffic jam like the taxpayer I am 😞, as your driver exercised his right of way.
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No one makes black shine brightest than
@AzawiOfficial
😍. Gulu is on 🔥
#GuinnessBrightHouseUG
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Here sending ‘Kind regards’ and ‘Please find attached’ but deep down I can’t wait for November 🥹
#ForTheCulture
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Very unpopular opinion: Your gig plugs have seen whatever you were wearing/doing at those brunches over the weekend.
You are brand reputation suicide! You most likely won’t be hearing from them unless they have a ‘fashion’ client who specifically asks for your ‘services’
END.
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But
@nbstv
and
@ntvuganda
mutubalemu ku magezi namwe. Now which show should I watch between
#NBSFrontline
and
#NTVOntheSpot
. They all seem hot 😣
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@emeka_ug
@AKasingye
Afande is bored in retirement. Now he’s shooting strays like his rowdy former colleagues 😬
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Please my boda guys most times you want to talk to me on your ride I be blasting good music in my earphones like Amina by
@YkeeBenda
. But Kireka Boy I'm yet to find at least one of your songs that I don't like.
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The greatest Ugandan patriot that ever lived. Him, together with Kabaka Mwanga never sold out their country to the colonialists until their last breathe. Happy Coronation day to all Bunyoro Subjects on the TL.
#Empango2020
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It's happening right now
#YouthVoice
the launch of
#WD2019
harnessing
#ThePowerOf
youth in gender equity.
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Be patient and kind to yourself. Greatness comes with time, not overnight. Trust the process. Have a great week with more money in your pockets and more peace in your heart❤.
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I’m looking for Facebook influencers and content creators for a Football Media brand.
Please tag them or better still tell them to DM me.
Y’ll seem to have abandoned to the platform and yet clients still want to attract customers from there 😢
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😂 these people don’t know what we go through to get those gigs. You are just one wrong tweet away from being sent back to the drawing board to look for other people after client flagging half of the folks on the list 😅
You guys we suggest your names for influencer gigs and you’ve already abused the clients😂
Lwaki bu following bwamwe bubawaga maani?
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The ghetto youths had their field day with
#LoveFestConcert
and
#SityaDangerConcert
now it’s time for sugar daddies/mummies and their planned kids to have their turn tomorrow at
#BoyzIIMenInUganda
😅
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I have just reached the Tusker Lite Rwenzori Marathon finish line 😅
Not competing with anyone in life but your former self is such a peaceful thing 😌
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@MosesNambaEmu
@chrisatuk
@SimonKaggwaNjal
@TheLoveDre
@tumusiimeUg
#KidomolaChallenge
is here for you to take on😊😊
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Dear Jajja
@KagutaMuseveni
please be informed that my beans are done. I want the next bag to come with a
@UgachickSupa
pack and spices. Is that too much to ask? 😭😭😅
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I am Musinguzi and I don't feel insulted 😜. You can't go around speaking for us all mans. It's an insult!
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Chasing success alone can easily turn you into a lone wolf with lots of temporary friends in your life.
Find love, have someone you can go back home to. Evenings are always the loneliest of times.
Success is sweetest when it’s shared with those near and dear, your family.
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If everyone would pay attention like
@sabrinakitaka
the world would be a better place
#PHYS2018
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What a testament! Congrats to you, Henry. Thank you my friend
@KomugishaOlivia
for breaking his story on
@ntvuganda
. That was impactful journalism! You should be proud 🤗
My name is Henry Ssuubi. I'm an Engineer working with
@UgandaBaati
, the country’s leading manufacturer and supplier of Superior quality roofing products and customized building solutions.
Kindly share your greatest Life lessons for the new year below this tweet!
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If you want to know how easy donating blood is, here’s a crash course from
@ImaniMulungi
She did it with a smile and even slept later 😂. Easy-peasy ☺️
#HopeInEveryDrop
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Is retirement this boring, Afande?
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Small small online communication etiquette: Typing while the other person is also typing on WhatsApp is the interpersonal communication equivalent of talking over each other and it's rude😏. Wait and hear them out before you too can have a go. I thought you should know. Bye👋
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This twitter metric/feature will be a key driver in making decisions to hire influencers and content creators going forward!
How are you going to improve your views? Without sharing your nudity of course 😅
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Then there’s us. No social life, no love life, just work, then more work, Netflix and sleep 😔😒😁😁
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I will marinate this
@UgachickSupa
throughout the night in the fridge as the spices are sipping through every corner of each portion then I will bake it tomorrow morning and issa fire weekend in my house 😋😋. No body is invited though 😆😆
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A calm demeanor like
@PeterKaujju
's is what Brands with constant PR nightmares need to thrive. No wonder he's moving from
@KCCAUG
one hell of chaos😂 to
@UmemeLtd
another brand not in many good books of its customers😂😂😂. I have great admiration for you good Sir.
@PeterKaujju
will be remembered for setting up
@KCCAUG
KCCA’s communications department from scratch and successfully positioning KCCA as a top-performing government agency, effectively reversing the negative image of KCCA’s predecessor, KCC.
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This is the last monthly Reminder: Hon. Edward Kiwanuka Ssekandi is no longer our Vice President 😅. The good old Eddie was put out of his misery by Tib's recent cabinet reshuffle that said 'Nah, not today Bruh'😆...1/2
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Tell your friend, to tell a friend, to tell a friend ...the
#KidomolaChallenge
is ON!!!
Wash your hands, take a picture or video,
@RwenzoriUg
@centurybottling
and your squad.
#FightCovid19Ug
#StaySafeUg
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As you go to work today ask yourself; Do you enjoy your job or you're doing it for the money? Regardless more money in your pockets and more peace in your heart is all I wish you❤
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Me acting surprised every time I see my workmates for the 1st time after years of working from home 😅😅😅. Good morning my 451 followers. I wish you more money in your pockets and more peace in your hearts. You're loved 😍
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As you go out today take time off to appreciate the position you hold in this world. There are thousands yearning to be where you are right now. Don't take it for granted. I wish you more money in your pockets and more peace in your hearts. Happy new month😍
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Laba lockdown friendly prices gwe 😋😋. We are going to eat kikoko we even forget the lockdown.
#UgachickDelivers
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This is my annual newsletter to fresh graduates.
Ba Dear,
First of all congratulations. You have reached a great life milestone and you should celebrate it. However it doesn’t really get better or worse out here depending on what life and fate throw at you and here’s how;…1/11
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Lest we forget who the real G.O.A.T is in this business. GGMU 💪🏾💪🏾
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Humans are evil! How can you kill a chicken and it's entire generation!? 😭😭
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This Winnie Nwagi curve should be evidence that a boy child can say No as well😅😅
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@bamwinebernard
@ANMakubuya
@lubowami
Here is an unpopular but true opinion. The martyrs collaborated with the coloniser and betrayed their own country and for that they were killed. They committed treason. Let's revisit our history and stop this brainwash ✊🏾✊🏾
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There's power in looking beyond your life's horizon (the troubles, the fights, the setbacks). Focus on the bigger picture of your purpose and victory will be yours to embrace on the other side. Good morning Fam.
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This was one heck of a show 😂. This is the kind of 'civil chaos' we need. Just go beyond the 'he said, she said' for once, bloody hell! 😁
#NTVOnTheSpot
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Who ever imagined that our parents would encourage us to take weed😂? COVID-19 has done did it 😂😂
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Watch the Tusker Malt ConverSessions Season 2 with Juliana Kanyomozi.
Remember to Subscribe, Comment, Like and Share 💚
#TuskerMaltConversessions
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Congratulations if you have found renewed hope in your life. Be it a new job, prayer, meditation, a new friend or even a lover. We all need to keep renewing our weary selves once in a while. It helps us see another day. More money in your pockets and more peace in your heart❤
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When Kagada was asked if she will address Oulanyah as Mr. Speaker if he wins 👇🏿🤣
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Professional Advice: As long as you are still in the business of looking for employment/gigs/contracts please avoid trolling brands.
There people behind them and they notice everything. You never know when your paths will cross…
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Okay I thought
@malaikatenshi
was joking about this whole
@RomeluLukaku9
thing. Looks like she just might make it. As a
@ManUtd
diehard I want to
#HelpMalaikaMeetLukaku
and I want it to happen soon.
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