Johnathan Appel
@johnathanappel
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Writer @lastweektonight | Words in @newyorker @mcsweeneys Formerly: @boogiemanja @storypirates | He/him/his (((Jewish)))
New York, USA
Joined July 2014
Congratulations to @johnathanappel '16 and Jacob Ribicoff '86 for their recent Emmy Awards! š Appel '16 won an Emmy for Outstanding Writing for "Last Week Tonight With John Oliver." Ribicoff '86 won an Emmy for Outstanding Sound Mixing for "Severance." #AmherstProud
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The next SOME FUN LINES satire and humor showcase is THIS SUNDAY at @caveatnyc!!! Featuring a wildly talented lineup of hilarious writers/artists! Grab your tickets and use code "somecheaplines" for a discount! yay! https://t.co/VhdmLy5ofh
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HAPPY 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY SONIC BO-Ooooh..... oooooooooh....... huh.
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4 free additional at-home COVID-19 tests available again in the U.S. https://t.co/oijnLA5XYf
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A town crier who has hit a dead end with his job dreams of new professional fulfillment.
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Wow, no one is even listening. What am I doing out here with my stupid scroll?
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In @NewYorker today with some important announcements https://t.co/tz069OMBI7
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Join Thrillist and The Dodo Union members outside Vox Media headquarters (85 Broad St, New York, NY 10004) tomorrow, September 4, from 10am - 11:30am ET for strike leafletting! #UnionStrong #1u Support virtually by resharing solidarity graphics:
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WGAE members at @thedodounion and @Thrillistunion are engaging in a one-day strike TOMORROW. Management has withheld raises and promotions from members at The Dodo & Thrillist ā despite giving them to their other @VoxMedia colleagues. Enough is enough. #OneUnionOneContract now!
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Jews, we need to stop comparing ourselves to goblins
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Kamala Harris appears on āRuPaulās Drag Raceā with a voting message.
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Wear a mask, y'all. If you stopped, it's okay to start again. Pick a place or two that you go regularly and mask there. I don't want you to get sick. Wear a mask.
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Summer fun?? Humor readings?? I just said the same thing twice
š SOME FUN LINES: A SATIRE AND HUMOR SHOWCASE! š¦summer edition š grab your tix!! https://t.co/NTl98lBULG
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This is such great news, this show constantly surprises me (in a funny way, not a spooky way)!
EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Tomlinson for the win. CBS has renewed her late-night show āAfter Midnightā for a second season. It comes after the show launched in January
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Can you name all the cameos??š The Animation Guildās (TAG) Master Agreement expires on August 16th ā and we need YOUR help! Spread the word about whatās at stake for animation!!! Follow, repost, and #StayTooned for more!
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Ilana and I are want to end forced broker fees in NYC forever. Itās time to pass the FARE Act. Come to City Hall on June 12th to show your support š«
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"I seem to be the only one who bothers to signal anymore. Iāve seen cars with two hundred spikes and no rear taillight. Just take two of the spikes off!" https://t.co/9y11lndUij
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When the world died, all that was left was chaos. All that awaited us was death. Living in the ashes of our civilization, Iāve learned two things: ...
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"I know civilization no longer exists, but driving etiquette still does. I donāt care how many wheels or turrets your war rig has; if youāre trying to turn left and Iām going straight, I have the right of way." https://t.co/9y11lndUij
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When the world died, all that was left was chaos. All that awaited us was death. Living in the ashes of our civilization, Iāve learned two things: ...
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"I realize a 2006 Toyota Camry may not be very flashy or deadly, but itās dependable, sturdy, and, affordable. And Iāve realized thatās what I need to survive this endless nightmare humanity has created for itself." https://t.co/9y11lndUij
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When the world died, all that was left was chaos. All that awaited us was death. Living in the ashes of our civilization, Iāve learned two things: ...
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Oh what a day, what a lovely day (to have a new in @mcsweeneys) https://t.co/Ex7AFRK3NM
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