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@jmartsacto

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@jmartsacto
DeLivery DeJoe
5 months
Me every night the @SacramentoKings lose.
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6 months
This Roman Reigns fan was distraught to say the least at Reigns losing last night at #WrestleMania XL. 🎥: ringside.ed (via TikTok)
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1 year
The vibes.. #SacramentoProud
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2 years
Just saw a Playoffs on TNT commercial. Sacramento was in it. Chills man. Chills. #SacramentoProud
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6 months
Ava was a huge Sacramento Kings fan, sometimes I wonder if it was just to humor me because she knew Uncle Joe was weird. She passed away yesterday. She was 17. I know it’s not my beam but I’m claiming yesterday’s for her. #LightTheBeam Forever.
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2 years
@MaxLewisTV The same ppl telling you not to get vaccinated are now telling you “we’re in a pandemic.” Rad.
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5 years
@ChrisAl23182349 @SteveKerr Another gem from the “what about...” crowd.
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1 year
“Act like you’ve been there before!!” MOTHERFUCKER WE AINT BEEN HERE IN 16 YEARS!! We aren’t the team. We don’t have to lock in and practice tomorrow, just party and celebrate. Go home. #SacramentoProud
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6 months
Today we wear purple for Ava. I’ll say hi to Dexter for you, Uncle loves you. What is grief, if not love persevering?
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7 years
@BSTeGz @w00sher @Jdxthompson Tacos don't buy themselves.
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DeLivery DeJoe
3 years
I’m a dad. I’m thankful the @SacramentoKings give me so much practice at being disappointed. My kid is almost 3, so when she’s old enough to start being a jerk I’ll be ready. Silver lining.
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3 years
I just spent $600 bucks at the @KingsTeamStore because I think the @SacramentoKings might need some trade capital, and it’s my birthday. Don’t let me down….
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1 year
Welcome home @SacramentoKings
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1 year
It’s what we do. #SacramentoProud
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6 months
Have another, my love. #LightTheBeam
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6 months
That one was for you, Ava. We lit the beam.
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2 years
@KawhiNewEra @BleacherReport Kawhi’s ligaments don’t wanna see playoff Kawhi either.
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2 years
@ESPNNBA LeScoot
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3 years
@jackjprosper @jelani9 Did the police show up without shoes or vehicles? Are they so untrained in any other method besides shooting that they don’t know how to “follow?” Seems to me they’re routinely provided with numerous options, yet depending on skin tone only one option is used. But ok.
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2 years
@ShamsCharania @sam_amick They really trying to make me hate this team.
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6 months
That one was for you, Ava. We lit the beam.
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9 months
I probably could have put a down payment on a house. No regrets. #Authentic #LightTheBeam
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1 year
@CarmichaelDave So far.. more keep coming.
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1 year
@ClutchPointsApp He brought that arm down at an outward angle in comparison to his other. He was flailing to find contact.
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3 years
The family hooked it up for #XMAS2021 @SacramentoKings
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1 year
@MattGeorgeSAC If you’re gonna go after HB, you need to first go after Fox for blowing the dribble and going to plan B. It was a great look. He missed. My only criticism is why a 3? We’re on to game 5. We have 2 home games. Let’s get #SacramentoProud
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DeLivery DeJoe
2 years
@nickjonas I found your popcorn at Walmart. Dude, I know I don’t know you and vice-versa, but I owe you a handshake. That was incredible.
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DeLivery DeJoe
8 years
@okhanSTR I have no idea who did this but they didn't do it for me. I'm sorry on behalf of all decent people.
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6 months
The outcome tonight is inconsequential(she loved beating LA though, so…). You guys brought a light into a darkness my family is only just starting to grasp. My eternal gratitude is yours. To you all.
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DeLivery DeJoe
6 months
Ava was a huge Sacramento Kings fan, sometimes I wonder if it was just to humor me because she knew Uncle Joe was weird. She passed away yesterday. She was 17. I know it’s not my beam but I’m claiming yesterday’s for her. #LightTheBeam Forever.
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1 year
@Omidaval20 @MarcJSpears @andscape @espn He literally jumped onto a chair and yelled at the crowd, looked devastating
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2 years
#MosquitoFire as seen from Rocklin.
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8 years
What a sad day for anti-hate. Well done idiots, fighting hate with hate. #Sacramento #disgraceful #pathetic
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1 year
@thekingsherald I choose violence
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2 years
@YahooSportsNBA I’m assuming you forgot Fox isn’t an AS yet. Otherwise this is just another example.
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1 year
A Royal Arrival #SacramentoProud
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1 year
Every. Car. This city is all love. #SacramentoProud
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1 year
Light the Beam! #SacramentoProud
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4 years
@SacramentoKings This is either the best... or worst.. post in history.
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DeLivery DeJoe
1 year
When you’re going to a @DLoAndKC @ESPN1320 Watch Party at @SkyRiverResort , you gotta wear your blessings.
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1 year
@mczif_ @kings_muse It’s a bridge over a river for a 2 way street, not US highway 101 over the SF Bay inlet. I mean, we don’t need a massive landmark to make a 20 second trip but go off I guess.
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6 months
Went and snatched one in person for my girl Ava. #LightTheBeam #AvaAndTheBeam
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7 months
@NBCSKings I’m calling a fans only meeting Followed immediately by an OnlyFans meeting. Keyboards optional.
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1 year
This is why I’m not allowed in the @KingsTeamStore anymore. Meh. WE WON!! #BeamTeam #SacramentoProud
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2 years
@PokemonGoApp Good luck with that shit. Lmao.
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@philfanacc You need to light a few beams tonight.
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9 months
@DLoAndKC merch is hotter than fish grease. #lightthebeam
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2 years
@SMUDUpdates Godspeed y’all and stay safe.
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4 months
“Wear your blessings.” @DLoAndKC #ChattyHouse
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4 years
@HowlinFantods @neiltyson *every election cycle.
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3 years
This backfired spectacularly
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3 years
I just spent $600 bucks at the @KingsTeamStore because I think the @SacramentoKings might need some trade capital, and it’s my birthday. Don’t let me down….
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DeLivery DeJoe
2 years
It was absolutely my honor to meet @IamKDiddy and @damienbarling today. So proud of what they’re doing for the city, these fans and for radio. Great event. I’m not trying to slight the #chattyhouse love you all too. Just not enough characters. I’m not blue. 😃😂
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She says she’s the Sacca Kings Pirate, and she says “light the beam!” #BeamTeam #SacramentoProud
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1 year
Game 1. Epic barely scratches the surface. #SacramentoProud
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1 year
Got to meet THE @Trysta_Krick with @damienbarling and @IamKDiddy Everyone looked fly. Except me. Oh wait!! I was wearing my C-Webb @donisdope shirt. Yea I did!! I HAVE ARRIVED!! Nice meeting you Trysta. You’re awesome.
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6 months
Domas should be looking at Adam Silver right in his eyes and staring.
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8 months
I can see the beam from my house tonight! Thanks #cawx #LightTheBeam Fair Oaks, CA
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8 months
@kings_muse Worry about one psychotic loss at a time.
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3 years
@w00sher @AP We are dead in the water. All systems are down at the warehouse
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6 months
If anyone would like to, tomorrow in memory of Ava we will be donning purple. It makes sense why the beam has looked so much brighter now! 😎 My eternal gratitude to this Kings community for helping to bring light and joy to myself and my family. #LightTheBeam #AvaAndTheBeam
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1 year
Let me in damnit, I’m hungry!! #SacramentoProud
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Misty in this beam. I love it. #BeamTeam #SacramentoProud
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@jblockheads @Vivek It was the 18th take on his tippy toes.
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YO!! The party is in this general vicinity!! @DLoAndKC @damienbarling @IamKDiddy @JTapia_03
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@AnnouncerScott @NBAonTNT You don’t know who the Warriors are playing until the last 3 seconds.
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2 years
@DarthAmin Coffee. Venti. Two sugars.
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1 year
Just secured a playoff ticket. Delivery Boss is the real MVP.
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9 months
Merry Xmas to me continues.. @KingsTeamStore #LightTheBeam
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7 months
@WayneWonderfull @TMZ This is EXACTLY what happened. Guaranteed.
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2 years
TURN THAT MOTHER FUCKING BEAM ON!!
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1 year
So many Beam Babies being made tonight. #SacramentoProud
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1 year
207 let’s go!!
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🦁Marnie@TheKings🦁
1 year
So Game 1 … if you sit in sections 206 , 207 , 211 , 107 , 108 - know I put those shirts on your seats with strait love ❤️👏🏽 My feet are killing me tonight - but you’re worth it lol. #FeelTheRoar #BeamTeam
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You’re right, Dray, you’re right. Keep talking. Make those refs listen. You got this.
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@cameronsalerno1 @thatl0calguy Fueled by Arby’s and pure hatred.
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1 year
Good Luck shoes. #SacramentoProud
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Can't get enough, so happy for my hotel and our city! @TheCitizenHotel @SacramentoKings @Golden1Center #SacramentoProud
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5 years
@_petethetrainer Plantar Fakeitis
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This house will never lose faith in @hbarnes We hope he retires here. Will his role change eventually? Maybe. I don’t care. As for me and my house, we will serve the Black Falcon. #LightTheBeam
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A shirt so nice, I bought it twice. Not sure what the #ChattyHouse was on about, I don’t see anything weird here. @DLoAndKC
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#AvaAndTheBeam from Fair oaks! Awesome. #LightTheBeam
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