Jess🥦
@jldx392
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Joined March 2009
You were an angel in the shape of my mum. You got to see the person I have become.
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Aw? The hurricanes lost? Some of the worst fans in hockey go to bed sad? I love this song! Let's go rangers.
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If Harrison Butker misses a kick any week, I'm clowning him. Every time.
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I saw this and I was like wtf? Former teammates check on each other on opposing teams all the time, relax zebras.
Justin Britt tried to check on his former Mizzou and Seahawk teammate, Sheldon Richardson, and the ref swooped in to ruin the moment.
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@Xzavier46399 @Cahp1975 @willbballin @letsgetitbetter @patriottakes He's literally signing a flag in the video. That is moronic behavior right before your very eyes.
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Its been 4 months to the day that Jim left us. He never got a chance to wear the @zeus30hightower jersey. So I brought him with me to Gillette. However, I guess angels really are only in the outfield. Miss you, bub.
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@whichbaby @trevorshowvan @abundance93 @TableBoston Then she should take her own advice and not be butt hurt and take it up with the credit card company not the customer.
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@pearlsnaps10 @AdamSchefter Because the NFL forced them to play last week and refused to let them properly distance? How is that the teams fault? The league chose to ignore science and the incubation period everyone knows about.
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@philllyfanatic @mackinnom_kari @RepDylan i'm not fake outraged, i am outraged. not telling people where they're headed is inhumane. using human beings as political pawns is vile. and i will do what i am able to do to help within my means. so sorry that my means aren't up to your standards.
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Sir you grew up in a suburb of around 150,000 people. Shut the fuck up with your "small town" narrative. Those lyrics are 1 ass and 2 obviously promoting vigilante justice and you know it. If you don't, you're DUMB or intentionally obtuse.
In the past 24 hours I have been accused of releasing a pro-lynching song (a song that has been out since May) and was subject to the comparison that I (direct quote) was not too pleased with the nationwide BLM protests. These references are not only meritless, but dangerous.
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@CheyenneSulli14 @RedSox Well, considering paternity is literally for the father, yeah, they have paternity leave for males.
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Left a present for my mom when I went to bed last night. She loves it! Kicking cancers ass 1 treatment at a time!
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Im sorry but you do not cross state lines with a giant ass gun without the intention of killing people. Miss me with that "self defesne" bullshit.
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@NHLBruins This is so great to see. What else would be great to see? Releasing Mitchell Miller.
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For the love of all that is holy. Re-sign ≠ resign. Please learn the difference or shut up.
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Some personal news: .Thank you everyone who's already reached out, yall the best
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Its 4:30 am, I'm watching CMT and I just want to let everyone know that @KelseaBallerini is a queen.
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@realDonaldTrump Bro I've never read the constitution but its gotta be unconstitutional to spend an hour trying to convince a state to lie about finding votes 2 months after the election.
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Are the @RedSox still giving away #GiftOfSox gifts? If so, my mom was recently diagnosed with stage IV lung cancer and she's always been a huge Sox gal, any chance you got a lil goodie bag lying around? Maybe a bucket hat?.
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So the ayatollah, and numerous other dictatorial regimes can have Twitter accounts with no issue despite threatening genocide to entire countries and killing homosexuals etc. but The President of the United States should be permanently suspended. Mao would be proud.
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@DmitreJO @spectatorindex It's not Zuckerberg's fault that elon is driving his platform into the ground at an alarming rate.
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Too many game 7s in Boston this weekend. I will sell my soul for the bruins to win theirs.
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@NFL @PapaJohns @RAIDERS @MiamiDolphins @SNFonNBC @That_Duude_John they gotta push papa John's because they whined about sales. not the fact that their pizza is trash lolol.
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HI HELLO you can be pro choice and not pro abortion. Its not difficult. Don't want one, don't get one. Lawmakers need to stay the fuck out of my uterus.
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@JackMeadows4461 @RedSox Oh no! I'm sure they'll really be hurting without you sitting in the bleachers twice a season :/ you really showed them!.
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Well, it's alright to be little bitty, a little hometown or a big ol city 🤠
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@quandaedigle @penguins @rustyyy_92 @BrockMcGinn21 @RickyRakell93 @jakeguentz @pensfoundation @YouCanPlayTeam Not an airport, no need to announce your departure.
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@Exilat @realDonaldTrump Remember when he wanted to rid the electoral college? The reason he was elected. Yeah. me too.
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"A beaut"
Meet Austin Capobianco (middle), the fan that interfered with Mookie. I was talking to him at a local bar when a bunch of other fans asked him to take a pic with him and for his autograph. He was a beaut. Story up soon at ESPN: “If it’s in our area, we’re going to ‘D’ up.”
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The @RedSox absolutely . knocked this out of the park right in the time opening day❤️ All of the goodies made her smile but the @davidortiz bobblehead made her cry big happy tears!
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Women got the right to vote 100 years ago. Today we elected one into the WH. ❤.
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@Amit_B_Z @JerryDunleavy @jaketapper Dude just admit you're wrong. She was told to say thank you. She probably gets hugged in her house for doing something good, so she hugged the man. It's really not that deep.
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Whenever we get better results, like surpassing 270, I hope Chris Cuomo is the live anchor.
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@MarkLazerus They are good outside of Boston. But leaving Bergeron off your selke ballot completely is a laughable disgrace.
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I, genuinely, with all of my being, hope your water heater stops working mid shampoo. This is so fucking gross.
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Wore my hair down and natural and I'm only moderately self conscious about it
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@NHLBruins @MapleLeafs @NESN @985TheSportsHub End Mitchell's contract and maybe you'll get some viewership.
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Its a shame you weren't a stain on some sheets.
The day josh Allen has a severe injury I’ll be the first one to celebrate it.
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When guys disagree with a woman and her sports take they always resort to telling them to stay in the kitchen. All I see is your little pecker and lack of ability to appreciate another players game.
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@Tmillea062493 @EdHand89 @ladyredsoxxx @Steve_Perrault @Section10Pod Should probably unpack this with your therapist.
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Shoutout to all the girlies who've come forward about Craig Teed. Sending you all hugs!.
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I CAN UNBEND MY LEGS AND STOP PLAYING WATER SORT BC THE BOSTON CELTICS ARE GOING TO THE FINALS (big celtis gorl).
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Oh shut the fuck up, you abusive pos.
“Those fans are probably some of the worst fans in the NFL, and I’m gonna stand on that. … They said some nasty things, some things I wouldn’t say in church.” - Tyreek Hill on Patriots fans
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@ThreeDailey The only reason I know what I'm allergic to is because I got testing done when I got hives for no reason. Also allergies can change throughout your life.
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A year ago my mom was diagnosed with stage IV lung cancer. She was given 6mo with no medical intervention. 15% chance for 5 years. We got 11 months, 5 bonus months. Shoutout to everyone who was there for ME while I was strong for her. ❤️🫶🏻
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STOP COMPARING CAM NEWTON TO TOM FUCKING BRADY.
Tom Brady this season: 18 Pass TD, 4 INT. Pats QBs this season: 3 Pass TD, 11 INT
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