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The way Nigerian men are so entitled to food enh. Chineke nna. It's a surprise they haven't eaten all of us in this country. I shudder at what these men will do if there is a famine
My greatest fear in life is raising an ungrateful child.
Literally takes 30mins to make an average meal.
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@TheOluwabukunmi
And when you think about it, REALLY think about it.
All these men, arguing foolishly have at one point raped a woman. Or subjected them to some form of sexual assault.
Even if they don't force themselves on women, there is a woman somewhere scarred for life because of them
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@cynister_exe
You can draw a line from parents hitting their children to get them to "behave", to people physically abusing their partners in a relationship.
To physically abusive people, inflicting bodily harm is the only way they know how to deal with behaviours they find unacceptable
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Putting it out there that if someone proposed to me at a big moment in my life, I'm breaking up with you.
If I were Hilda’s bf, as soon as she finishes, going down on my knees straight, give her that ring before she go rest. Because once she wakes up, it’s media tour straight. Before that celeb status hits her head, she has already agreed to marry me and agreement is agreement.
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@TheOluwabukunmi
God knows I'm just tired.
It's even more heartbreaking when you realise that there are more women with similar stories.
If women cannot be safe in their own houses, where else are they supposed to be safe?
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No sharing tips, no exchanging ideas or job opportunities. They won't help other Nigerians make their transition abroad smooth. Just madness
I hear say Tier2 visa boys dey show Tier4 visa babes shege. All my female friends are on Tier2 so I can't relate 🤭. My Tier2 guys are always balling with different sisters 🤭 and receiving gifts - You don't look that bad my lonely brother, you are just on the wrong visa ✊🏽
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Was this not the same Soma that was crying his eyes out the other day? Men are funny sha. When emotional blackmail fails, they'll switch to physical abuse. Losers
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@kingsleypst
Do you ever preach about anything, other than sex?
How many times in the bible did Jesus Christ include sex in his sermon? Or is your own bible different.
One would think you're a sex therapist instead of a pastor.
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@ulxma
I stopped listening to Tuface's songs for a reason.
Glad he is consistent in validating that decision.
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@harissa_totanus
@raetheforce
Marina is bad too. Trying to pin a pregnancy on an innocent young boy she's apparently older than
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@zikokomag
One thing that makes Hertitude special is the fact that it's only for women. There aren't many spaces that accommodate women and it's so cool that Zikoko did something like that.
If men need their own space, then should call it another name. It should be an original not a spinoff
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The day you people show me a video of men doing "Faith Testing Wedding Suit Ceremony" and embarrassing themselves like this to find "Good Wives" is the day I'll start taking marriage seriously. Until then, death to marriages and "settling down".
Single ladies go on FAITH TESTING WEDDING GOWN CEREMONY With Actress CHACHA IKE
May God answer their prayers 🤲🏼🤲🏼
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@hevonberi1
@0nyiny3
Maybe if you do this mating call louder, all these grown men on Twitter fighting for food will hear and pick you
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@Shomicita
Huge difference between delusion and imagination. I think this person is confusing one for the other.
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@BolanleCole
Abuja to Ibadan is not served alacarte. You have to grab, snatch, and trek with it
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@its_daqueen
They are actually more dangerous than the men. Because they will sell you out and infiltrate your personal space
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It's even more heartbreaking, because many outspoken women have had that fiery spirit, beaten or oppressed out of them. And when you look at their faces you'll see a shadow of their former selves
If you talk to the average Nigerian woman, you will notice many do not have a mind of their own. They’ve been socialized like that.
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@AOnung
Yes. Maybe that pity can turn into you doing your own cooking. Because as an able-bodied man why are you depending on women for a meal? Or throwing a tantrum because a woman refused to cook?
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@shaqkraft
It's all jealousy now. Igbo is the only tribe in this Nigeria that has refused to bow to the majority. We walk tall and stand proud even after everything they've thrown at us
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@Zikoko_Mag
"A man is like a baby, when his mother is done raising him, his wife will continue from where she stopped." That's the fastest I've ever checked out of a conversation. In record time too
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@TheOluwabukunmi
Peace of mind is not served "a la cartè" they must grab it, snatch it, and run with it.
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@TheOluwabukunmi
I'll never forget the day an aunt told me that I was a market they were going to sell. As per they'll take me to a man's house and collect money. Took all of my self control not to fire her back 🤣 I was always a rebel even as a little girl. I'm still one now
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@TheAjibolaGrey
But I thought the "true Yorubas" had special powers?
That's they couldn't shout "stop" with their arms raised to redirect the bottle?
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Straight people have no business dropping hot takes and their "two scents" about the queer community. People's sexual orientation is not your talking point or a chance to present yourself as knowledgeable.
Just leave them alone and talk about other things. Like the economy
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I can't begin to count how many times I've been told to "tone it down" or "make yourself more accessible" so that it will be easier for men to approach me. How is it my fault that a man is a weakling?
@Sisi_Yemmie
And the ones who have a mind of their own are seen as saucy or being too fiesty with a bit of "better reduce it if you want to get married" mentality
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@comrademika
Most people who claim to be "feminist" don't even know how or why Feminism started or who it's original pioneers were.
They've shifted feminism to personal gender wars, who pays during dinner, who's allowed to show their body in public or not, and who's the most liberated?
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It's razz, disgusting and very off putting. People like that rarely follow safe sexual practices too
I don’t think any woman should be having sex with a man who calls vagina “kpekus” but that’s just me sha 🧍🏾♀️
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"Are you sure a man will marry you like this?" Music to my ears 🥹
Someone said I’m not wife material and I nearly teared up as I said “thank you”. That’s honestly one of the best compliments i’ve ever gotten. Bless your heart darling
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Why are you people always trying to scare women with rubbish things? Invent a billion replacements, we don't care
Ladies, if you thought you could abuse nerds for a hundred years and they wouldn't invent replacements for you, you were not planning ahead.
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So, there are "believers" in this country, but Christians are getting slaughtered in the North? Why haven't you gone to those places?
Seems to me like, you and your fellow believers select the parts of Christianity you wish to defend. And it's always the irrelevant aspects
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@bodybyzedd
@BigBadReni
He is emotionally distraught and connection starved, so it's a woman that'll fix him abi? You people are so disgusting. Just look at how rapey both of you sound. Losers
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Men will really say anything to get out of being held accountable for anything or be a responsible spouse in anyway. Which is why once again, I say , good luck to male centered heterosexual women, you'll need it 🤭
Because with the rubbish I've been seeing
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@ulxma
My Dad was a police officer. Even when he was stationed to other states, he always came back on some weekends to see us.
And every long holidays we travelled to visit him. Many of the things I know today, he taught us.
We used to do quiz and current affairs.
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@ulxma
These takes don't surprise me one bit. Men are always going to be messy and constitute nuisance no matter the topic discussed.
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@Aminaruk
NYSC is the only scheme in the country that allows Nigerian youths visit states they haven't been to before.
I know our GOVERNMENT is horrible and security in this country trash.
But instead of scrapping it, can't we reform it? Or the scheme has no redeeming qualities?
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@BOGbadams
The hate the world already has for Nigeria will become amplified if Tinubu should stay on that seat.
Everything that's happened in the past to Nigerians in diaspora will be like a joke compared to what they'll do to us once they have a good excuse to turn up the prejudice
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Very happy that Nigerian men are getting the international recognition they deserve. A problem shared is a problem avoided 🙂
A man r*pes his underaged niece and there are dudes in the comments blaming his wife for setting him up. WTF.
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So, Abia State has this type of place and I've been looking for where to tour whenever I travel back to Aba
Somewhere In Abia State. What do you think of this place?
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@TheOluwabukunmi
It's so depressing. I already lost faith, because I know they may not do the right thing
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@wickedsous
Fun fact if you have to "beg" for sex that means the person wasn't even going to consent in the first place and you used persuasion to get them to agree
So, yea, you had sex with them without firm consent
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Why do men act like they've never seen a woman before?
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I wonder if Homophobia alters the way your brain works?🤔 Because they're always very foolish
If being gay is okay why does one partner always act like the opposite sex?
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@Ethereal_ilo
God knows, I can pay money for some of these pastors to shut up about this constant preaching about relationship and sex. I can pay the whole world
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@sapphicslike
Aha, The World To Come. One of my favourites 🥹 next to Dickinson, Carol, and Ammonite
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@BigBadReni
A 48 year old person has already lived the best parts of their life. That man has had experiences, that you are yet to have. Don't let anyone use marriage to deceive you
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@harissa_totanus
@reignsologist
@raetheforce
Wasn't she going to pick Colin as a potential match without telling him about the pregnancy?
Nobody is judging her for an unwanted pregnancy.
It's the fact that she wasn't honest about it to Colin and instead wanted to make him the fall guy.
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@kemiadetiba
I saw 🥹🥹 thank you so much. This is a great full circle moment for me.
And (this might be a stretch) but if you need stories for your movies, maybe you'll want to read some of mine.
The stories are good and it'll be worth it.
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Gutter behaviour, from a Gutter Rat. I'm not surprised
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@kemiadetiba
My name is Jane Njoku.
You should know, every word I wrote in that paragraph was honest. It was the easiest one to do because KOB II told its truth better than I could have done.
A simple piece in a newspaper does no justice to the power King of Boys wields.
Thank you.
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@DonCorleANN
We should ban water, especially since it is "fluid", and most gay people call themselves "fluid"
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This person was probably starved of attention and affection as a child. If you have to break people like this, just so you can feel loved and needed, then you're not the big bad wolf you think you are. You're just a weak child.
Also, you're a sociopath and you need help.
This one no be kink o, Na witchcraft 😭
But fr, you might have underlying psychological issues. This really isn't healthy and it's nothing to be proud of tbh
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@genovevaumeh
Saw Jodie Comer on Killing Eve and never looked back.
Then she did this live reading of one of my favourite female writer's letter and I was sold
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Chineke nna mere mmadu ebere. Being a man must be sooooo hard, especially when your relevance as a human being relies on how dependent others are on you.
He should have dimmed the sun too, so his wife can ask him if it's morning or night
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Cishet men are "okay" with you being a bisexual woman or lesbian, as long as they'd get a threesome out of it. This doesn't mean they support queer people, just self-serving as usual
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@sapphicslike
Oh, I remember this one. One of my favourites. I believe I still have it saved on my device
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@perfectwrights
What they've normalized is sooo condescending. How can any sensible religion normalize this type of reasoning?
The reality is that things are bad. This one can't be wished away
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Pretty sure it wasn't a lesbian that killed his girlfriend and came on Twitter to talk about it.
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I think Nigerian parents should stop reproducing for now
@FunmiKolz
Women do not enjoy having sex with someone they do not have feelings for….
If a woman is cheating as a revenge, she won’t enjoy the sex.
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@ulxma
He must know this look isn't fooling anyone, right? Any sensible person can see through this act
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@TheOluwabukunmi
Because they fall under the same category and these stories have struck a nerve inside them.
Because they're seeing now how that thing they did classifies as SA
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The shamelessness of Nigerians enh. Chineke nna. It's as if the whole country is under a spell.
Governor
@jidesanwoolu
of Lagos makes his runway debut at
#LagosFashionWeek
2023, closing the Emmy Kasbit show.
#LFW23
#BNStyleLFW23
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This is the norm now. Even in English language. They or them is a regular gender neutral term for when there is no specific gender known or implied.
Which is I don't understand people who get upset when someone says their pronouns are "they/them."
Abi that's not the case?
Random. If i’m speaking about someone (mostly speaking) and the gender of a person has no relevance to the conversation, i just realized that I use “they” or “them” as a default.
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@Emeneks
I have said it before that we should pack all these people and put them in a heavily gated community but we won't hear
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I'll drag him to hell if I damn well please. This ass kissing mentality you people have is what got us into the mess we are in right now, as a country.
You can disagree with whatever he says or do but dragging a man of God??? It will never sit right with me sha.
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Baseball bats should be added to the list of wedding gifts for women. In case someone forgets themselves, one swing or two should set things straight
Some of you young women are very useless....Your mother's in-law talked to you and you have guts to talk at her back? Ina Apu Ara? She slapped you becos you raised your voice at her and you get mind slapped her back?
Well na vegetables dey marry una.....Them no born you well
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The only time Nigerian men want "equality" is when it's time to share bad reputation. You made the mess, it's only right you take all the glory too
Check the comments & quotes, and see the gloating like nutheads are found only in a particular location. People still don’t understand funny stereotypes until it loosely becomes “an African is never right about anything.” We’ll be there
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Gulder Ultimate Search too
Maltina Dance All and Project Fame every weekend when we were kids >>>>>>>>
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@cha0tic_enby
@noodle_thing
@txnytree
Queers and queer practices have existed in Africa way before modernization. These people didn't just pop-up because of some Netflix show. They were already here
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And what exactly is the job of the politicians that were elected into power then? I mean, if "anyone of us can be that leader" and it doesn't need to be a politician, who are those impostors sitting in Aso Rock?
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After one month:
"Just see how beautiful his family looks 🥺"
"He might have been a bad president, but he was a heck of a father 🥺"
"Seyi Tinubu is a very humble guy" 😒
if they'd seized all his properties and arrested and tried his family for their crimes, no one will be in here talking to me about abacha.
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