J. Escobedo Shepherd
@jawnita
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Hearing Things cofounder/writer/editor. Xicanista. 🇲🇽 VAQUERA forthcoming @PenguinBooks. Flaming Hydra. Hell Gate. From Wyoming. She/her/ella.
Joined August 2008
rihanna's friends guessing she was pregnant because she stopped smoking weed is sending me.
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it's been days and i cannot get over the pure poetry of the line. suck my dick and choke on it i yield my time fuck you.
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"The cancel culture only allows one side to talk," says Jim Jordan, while talking.
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Sean Spicer on the Emmys is the Fallon patting Trump's head of the Emmys.
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they're showing KORNACKI CAM during the commercials like he is a rare eagle about to give birth.
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imagine you're dolly parton and ryan fucking seacrest tells you to "keep it up".
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i am a reg reader of babe dot net but this was no bueno and i wrote about it
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could also be. suck my dick and choke.on it i.yield my.time fuck you.
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Buccal fat removal got everyone out here looking like Abe Lincoln.
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fuck all these fucking assholes, and how DARE you not immediately come to the defense of the divine jessica walter
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The whole next ep should just be Arya fuckin and drinkin to prove a point.
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do all my skin care addicts wanna hear a thing that happened to me recently that is a NIGHTMARE and i can't stop thinking about it.
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So all of them.
Every police department violating people's civil rights must be stripped of federal funding.
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the irony of french cities banning the burkini to "stop women's oppression" and then french cops forcibly stripping a woman wearing one.
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I CAN STILL SEE IT SQUIRTING OUT IN SLOW MOTION. I CLEARLY SCREAMED.
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hello, i have a new job as editor in chief of jezebel and also wrote a profile of lizzi bougatsos, nyc queen
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we are witnessing a WW sell out our entire democracy right now.
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Meryl's the first person of Awards season to actually tell it what time it is, INCLUDING at the Latin Grammys.
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like "DOG WHAT U DOING" and he's like "i like to put it on my neck and hands" and i'm like ahhhhhhhhh and the psycho theme song is playing in my mind.
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can we just talk about how on desus & mero last week bernie sanders said he liked watching old movies in his spare time and @desusnice goes "what, like belly?" 💀.
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"journalists" and "critics" perpetually posting cheesing photos of themselves with their famous subjects need to get new jobs in PR.
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Hope DeVos is ready to be bothered by extremely loud protesters with every step.
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Happy equal pay day remember black women and Latinas still don't make close to what white women make.
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Welp! I'm leaving Jezebel to write a book for @PenguinBooks (A HUGE HONOR) and work on other projects. It was a tough and emotional decision and I am ride or die Jez 4 Life and miss working with the geniuses, but I'm writing a book! More soon. .
Jezebel EIC @jawnita leaving to write a book
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and then last week in the morning he's getting ready and i see him pull out the drunk elephant c-serum and douse THREE HUGE PUMPS INTO HIS HAND.
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Please read this piece by new Jezebel writer Bernard Sanders
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i can't stop thinking about this instantly iconic tweet.
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@DylanByers As penance for this terrible take u should give your job to a woman who left journalism in her early 20s after being sexually harassed.
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BRETT is FURIOUS that his GOD GIVEN RIGHT to SIT on the SUPREME COURT is being SABOTAGED by this EVIL WOMAN.
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cardi's booker needs to say a firm NO to every talk show host that's not desus and mero, for the love of god.
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would love to know how the "gen x voting bloc" polls are affected by how many gen x black and latine people are ineligible to vote via the terrible social policies during the '70s, '80s and '90s.
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If New Radicals guy doesn’t wear the bucket hat to the inaug i stg.
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Toyin Salau would have been 20 today. Please read this devastating report into how her friends and activists in Tallahassee were forced to do the work when no one else seemed to care
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you guys know that all the journalists who worked at gawker didn't just like, die, right?.
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Someone pls design a bag that can hold a laptop that still looks cool when u have to go to “the club” directly after work, 9-5 thots need u.
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idk what the genius youth hunter harris did for tweet suspension but if it's being horny about movies isn't that literally the last 100 years of male gaze film crit.
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privilege is being a lazy "thinker" and a demonstrably piss-poor writer and trending for the better part of a day because you had a tantrum.
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this is how i, too, hope to celebrate my many future divorces
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PRINCE HATED JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND HE IS DEAD SO CANNOT OBJECT TO THIS ACTUAL KIDNAPPING.
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do u ever think about keto-diet vinny on jersey shore wasted and clawing the pepperoni and cheese off a slice of pizza and shoving it in his face
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She wasn’t my candidate but it’s utter bullshit that Harris is out and fucking Pete and Bloomberg are still alive. I hate this party.
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Also never trust anyone whose core value is getting famous.
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Spent my summer (and spring!) making a music and culture publication with @ryandombal @jillian_mapes @CineMasai_ @cushac and gosh wow here we are :)
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i was like dog. are u using my skin care shit and he was like "yeah" and i was like okay that shit is HELLA expensive so please use it incredibly sparingly.
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my landlord buried a cat in our backyard and marked it with a GIANT marble human-sized headstone that says "AT REST".
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A process piece about how Jezebel/Gawker chased the Louis CK story for two years, while people berated us for it
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if you missed it, @andrwwang interviewed "suck my dick and joke on it i yield my time fuck you" guy aka a call-in hero
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shout to all the women who came forward about this, and know that every media company trading on "cool" in the 2000s had this same problem
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and so i also notice that some other days he's smelling like drunk elephant c-serum which is also cool because i'm tryna help him at this point and i remind him it's hella expensive & he promises he's using just a little bit.
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utterly villainous retaliation by a billionaire against workers demanding basic rights
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congrats to all the "liberal" "thought leaders" for injecting their c4nc3l cultur3 message straight to the RNC's veins, you did it.
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Hello, I have been working on this profile of the Palestinian-Canadian artist Nemahsis for awhile and I would love for u to read it. We talk about her gorg new album and also everything it took to get to the point of her self-releasing it.
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so annoyed that i have to remember a third rate music writer because they've gone extremist.
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crazy that the best rappers alive are beyonce and rihanna.
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one thing they don't tell you about the telfar bag is that you can fit 2 bottles of wine, 6 cans of cat food, a wallet, a book, a laptop, and a seltzer in the medium, with room to spare.
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reminder that tom petty was an unknown aspiring rock dude until a woman--stevie nicks--generously allowed him to duet with her.
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i want to cry just thinking about a future with a president that doesn't spew racism, hate, and narcissism in every speech. biden needs to appoint a cabinet head of national therapy for the trauma of the past 4 years man.
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this Minaj feature is THE MOST. styling is amazing, story is great http://t.co/7BZD4A41WJ.
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one thing i learned from reading music writing in 2018 is how many ppl think spain is latin america.
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the dunkirk score is one of the most incredible things i have ever heard hans zimmer was robbed.
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I wrote about Selena, J. Lo, subverting racialized sexuality, and (kind of) ass as a site of intra-Latinx unity
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tyler and lil nas x's performances were brilliant and a glimpse of what the whole grammys could be if it weren't so dictated by and obsessed with institutionalized mediocrity aka $$$.
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someone should have worn head to toe ed hardy to this shit.
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Maybe we should take advantage of the cheap flights to fly to South Korea to get tested for the virus.
EXCLUSIVE: .For weeks, thousands of flu samples sat in Seattle as researchers sought to test and flag them for coronavirus. The C.D.C. wouldn’t allow it. When testing did happen, it was too late. The virus was upon us. w/ @sherifink.
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i'm about 80 percent recovered from omarion, which brought with it cool new experiences like "shivering so hard i barfed" and the b-side, "puking gatorade on my laptop".
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Shout to anyone too scared to publicly name their harassers/abusers. Know there's so much love for u, and belief, and implicit understanding.
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Can u believe Congress impeached a President for lying about sex lmao.
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.@joannarothkopf & @ellieshechet's undercover nite at a young republicans party made me cry laughing. SO GOOD
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i just want everyone to know that someone came INTO my office, STOLE my good chair, and replaced it with a BROKEN one. no one is admitting to their thievery, so i shall soon review security footage because this shit is flagrant. WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED!!!!!!!!.
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