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Jason Mustian

@jasonmustian

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OG internet dirtbag. i’ve run a few startups (poorly). all opinions are my own and correct.

Paris, France
Joined January 2010
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@2Philosophical_
J.P.A.
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Look, if we remove the slippery slope fallacy from the list of logical fallacies, then before you know it we’ll be removing all the other informal fallacies from the list and will soon forget the very concept of an informal fallacy altogether.
@ZyMazza
Zy
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Petition to remove “slippery slope” from the list of logical fallacies
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@CirillaGhray
🦊Cirilla Ghray Fawkes, J.D.🦊
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Is homeboy using chatGPT to talk to me on tinder 😐
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@Eden_Eats
Eden Dranger
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"Your gums are bleeding because you don't floss enough" -my dentist, as he cleans my teeth with a mini fish hook
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@sickupid
dan
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can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. you just sound like a vampire
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@jasonmustian
Jason Mustian
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Vaxxed?
@TMZ
TMZ
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🕊️ The United States penny has died. It was 232. What we know: https://t.co/cTCqwQLmrD
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@jasonmustian
Jason Mustian
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Woke was unstoppable in 2016.
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@MikeBeauvais
Mike Beauvais
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Every Epstein email is like: yes i loev girls . eberyone knwos it . hapy bihrtday ,,,
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@almondeeto
susan sontag in elden ring
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she looks like a white flavor of love contestant
@PageSix
Page Six
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Amy Schumer deletes all pre-weight loss photos from social media as she shows off trim figure in new snaps https://t.co/BgV7I2IbZH
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@hello__caitlin
c a i t l i n
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The internet has ruined my brain
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@jbillinson
Josh Billinson
2 days
The moon landing: Not H-1Bs or native-born Americans, but a secret third thing…
@MericaCulture
🇺🇸 The American Culturist 🇺🇸
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NASA Mission Control celebrating the Moon landing in 1969. Zero H-1Bs present.
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@sonofalli
alli
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this is actually what every interaction at an SF party looks like
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@jasonmustian
Jason Mustian
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What a community note...on a DoorDash case study.
@PressSec
Karoline Leavitt
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Prices are steadying and wages are climbing, new DoorDash report shows https://t.co/z5BeKMfKJH
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@SavagelyAvg
SAVAGELY Average 🇺🇸 ✝
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I am getting older, and slower, and I hurt a lot. But I fully believe that I have enough left in the tank for this. I can take them.
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@0xratnakar
Priyanshu Ratnakar
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wake up babygirl, now news is written by chatgpt
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@JamieBonkiewicz
Jamie Bonkiewicz
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Who cares if Mamdani met his wife on Hinge? You can find the Speaker of the House on Grindr
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@sdgrumbine
ΛЦƧƬΣЯIƬY IƧ MЦЯDΣЯ
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“you could give the Democrats three wishes and they'd negotiate it down to one”
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@Mike_Ess_
Mike Ess
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Brothers how many sets of instagram do you have left? I need the machine
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@gldivittorio
GL
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"America will be doomed if we become the four states that make up a quarter of the US population and a third of its GDP"
@Acyn
Acyn
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Hannity: America will be doomed if we become New York, and New Jersey, and California, and Illinois.
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@JVanMaren
Jonathon Van Maren
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Without fail, the first thing a cult leader discovers is his divine right to sex with more than one woman.
@Protestia
Protestia
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Protestant Pastor Announces He Has Two Wives, Claims ‘Polygamy is Biblical’ https://t.co/Yo8Tr10L59
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@p1nkempress_
🌸 paprika 🗡️
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Elon is a pedophile with no friends
@justinboldaji
Justin🦩Boldaji
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Can’t wait until someone tweets “Elon is a pedophile with no friends” and it becomes a Certified Banger and they have to delete the whole thing
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