Jason Mustian
@jasonmustian
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OG internet dirtbag. i’ve run a few startups (poorly). all opinions are my own and correct.
Paris, France
Joined January 2010
Look, if we remove the slippery slope fallacy from the list of logical fallacies, then before you know it we’ll be removing all the other informal fallacies from the list and will soon forget the very concept of an informal fallacy altogether.
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Is homeboy using chatGPT to talk to me on tinder 😐
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"Your gums are bleeding because you don't floss enough" -my dentist, as he cleans my teeth with a mini fish hook
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can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. you just sound like a vampire
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Vaxxed?
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Every Epstein email is like: yes i loev girls . eberyone knwos it . hapy bihrtday ,,,
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she looks like a white flavor of love contestant
Amy Schumer deletes all pre-weight loss photos from social media as she shows off trim figure in new snaps https://t.co/BgV7I2IbZH
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this is actually what every interaction at an SF party looks like
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What a community note...on a DoorDash case study.
Prices are steadying and wages are climbing, new DoorDash report shows https://t.co/z5BeKMfKJH
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I am getting older, and slower, and I hurt a lot. But I fully believe that I have enough left in the tank for this. I can take them.
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Who cares if Mamdani met his wife on Hinge? You can find the Speaker of the House on Grindr
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“you could give the Democrats three wishes and they'd negotiate it down to one”
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Brothers how many sets of instagram do you have left? I need the machine
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Without fail, the first thing a cult leader discovers is his divine right to sex with more than one woman.
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