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Software engineer, currently building the future of Augmented Reality / Mixed Reality interaction. This is where I shout into the ether. Seattle, STL
Seattle, Wa
Joined June 2008
In case doughboy tries to optimize Twitter's network traffic by unplugging random network cables:.
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0 Posts, 62 Following, 11 Followers · Hoping for a new techno optimism. Software engineer currently in AR/VR, HoloLens. Don't call it the Metaverse. Seattle, St. Louis @jasonmray on the Tweets
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(The fourth magi rolling up late to the manger, bringing Doritos) So, uhh. *crunch* . what child is this?.
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Seeing all these former bluechecks with like 800k impressions and 800 likes is crazy. I once had a tweet with maybe 27 views and 3 likes. Never realized that's some Hank Aaron level shit.
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RT @MeCookieMonster: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed potatoes. #HappyThanksgiving.
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People talk about how Twitter will slowly start to fail in strange ways. Clicking on a "Show this thread" in my timeline seriously just opened Trump's profile on Truth Social.
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This iOS 16.1.1 homescreen redesign is the absolute ugliest decision. It's like all my apps have given a black eye.
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Dear Elon, here is my very ever so salient best top hardcore line of code. It single-handedly fixed the build on three major systems!. I'm so very proud of it and I hope it meets your requirements to not fire me!. Here it is:. }.
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RT @CaseyNewton: I’m reading this email and the part where he goes, “please email me a bullet point summary of what your code commits have….
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RT @uberpreeya: In the ten minutes I have before meeting and work. here is my Take. In the event that Noel isn't doing this out of actual….
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"Good news boys! Public interest in our Hindenburg class of dirigibles is now through the roof! So many compliments about our humanity!" - Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin.
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Bad news @adamfelber and @paulapoundstone! Looks like you have some. uh. copycats. on your tail. #nobody #felbersFelineFunbags
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The real 5D chess move would be ridding Twitter of bot accounts instantly by banning everyone still liking his tweets.
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RT @dril: can we all please affix "#justforfun" to the tweets that aren';t meant to be taken seriously. this would really cut down on the m….
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Yeahh. When the legal risks of a CEO's antics shift onto engineers, it's time to quit, folks. I feel bad for Twitter employees dealing with visa's, compensation still vesting or tied up from acquisitions, or even just too burned out to do tech interviews.
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Boy, it really is hard to tell truth from parody on this app. Does this “Esther” even work at Twitter? If only there were some simple indication that she is who she claims to be…🤔.
@TwitterBlue Not all previously verified accounts will get the “Official” label and the label is not available for purchase. Accounts that will receive it include government accounts, commercial companies, business partners, major media outlets, publishers and some public figures.
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Are you a parody account? If you're a parody account and I ask whether you're a parody account, you have to tell me, right? Right?.
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Sheesh! These big-time movie producers. it's always about the Pentiums, I tell ya!.
@bj_carter @TheRokuChannel Roku's working on it. In the meantime there's VPN (Very Probably No) way to watch it legally. I'm sure you have a TORRENT of other questions, but I have to move along, sorry.
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He's like a 16 year old "libertarian" who believes history is a list of dates and facts, code is law, developers are fungible, legal and illegal are universal, reality is a boolean tree of true/false statements, sentences are either real or parody, and jokes are edgy or lame.
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Just wait until he realizes that the accounts claiming to be Dali, Bansky, Carl Sagan, a highway overpass, or an anthropomorphic mars rover are neither real nor parody.
Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended.
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