Al Yankovic
@alyankovic
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You know... the weird one. Instagram: alfredyankovic Bluesky: alyankovic Threads: alfredyankovic YouTube: alyankovic Facebook: weirdal TikTok: alyankovic
Joined March 2009
Oh no, they suspended @danielradcliffe's Twitter account! Wasn't it obvious he was doing a PARODY???.
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Hey, come on, I'm doing everything I can!.
Coronavirus: How can AI help fight the pandemic?
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To everybody that's congratulating me right now on my new Kid Rock parody video, let me clarify - that's not me. That's actually Kid Rock.
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Hey! Stay in your lane!.
and I’m here, to remind you of the grass you left when you went away… 😂.
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Humble beginnings: Did you know that prior to his career-defining role as “Weird Al” Yankovic, actor Daniel Radcliffe appeared in a number of movies about a boy wizard, in which he played the title character? #MovieTrivia.
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Big thanks to the Library of Congress for loaning me Grover Cleveland’s accordion for the last month of my tour. 🪗.
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I'm not sure how comfortable I am with them using a parody of "Amish Paradise" in the Sonic the Hedgehog trailer.
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Congratulations to Paul Rudd on being named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2021.
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Travel Tip: Next time you’re in Paris, be sure to try the FOOD!
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I am profoundly sad to hear that after 67 years, MAD Magazine is ceasing publication. I can’t begin to describe the impact it had on me as a young kid – it’s pretty much the reason I turned out weird. Goodbye to one of the all-time greatest American institutions. #ThanksMAD
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The time has finally come… On Aug. 27 at 11:30 AM I’ll be getting my very own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (6914 Hollywood Blvd., right across the street from the Chinese Theatre). The ceremony is FREE and open to the public, so come on down!!.
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Sorry about over-posting today, but it’s been kind of an insane 24 hours. 📸: @chrispizzello
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Why is “dying penniless” considered a bad thing? That’s what I call perfect money management.
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Look what just showed up in the mail!! Whew - FINALLY I can get rid of these dusty OLD ones!
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One of the best days of my life. Thanks again to everybody who helped make this happen.
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I’m always more than happy to pose for pictures with fans!
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Sorry for screaming at the top of my lungs, but WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY JUST GOT EIGHT EMMY NOMINATIONS!!!!.
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My daughter got her driver’s license yesterday. (Sorry, this is the most recent picture of her I could find.)
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I just found out I’m getting a star on the HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME. Unbelievable!!.
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Finally. definitive proof that we aren’t the same person!
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If you thought 2021 sucked, I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you…
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Devastated to hear of the passing of my dear, dear friend, the lovely Miss Judy Tenuta. I can’t believe she’s gone. Earth has truly lost a goddess.
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My current mental state has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I just let my daughter dye my hair purple.
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Once again, my Halloween costume this year will be Sexy Weird Al.
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I realize this doesn’t make me any different from 80% of the people currently living in Los Angeles, but I just finished writing a screenplay and I’m pretty excited about it.
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I’ve been a huge fan of @TheSimpsons since 1989, but in my completely unbiased opinion, I have to say this is the best couch gag they’ve ever done.
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Just listened to this. Not a very faithful cover version, if you ask me.
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Just got back from dropping off my only child at college for her freshman year. Sorry, this is the most recent picture I could find of her.
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Happy one-year anniversary to this tweet.
Yeah, no, sorry. Not gonna do "My Corona.".
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RIP Little Richard - the architect of rock ‘n’ roll, an extremely cool guy and a formidable Wheel of Fortune contestant
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#StrangerThings3 is the best season yet, and not just because Mr. Clarke is listening to “My Bologna” in episode 2 and Dustin is wearing a Weird Al T-shirt in episode 3. (Wait, no, that’s EXACTLY why.)
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Might have to re-think my Halloween costume for this year.
Imagine. She's got her Avengers candy bag. She's dressed up as The Wasp for Halloween, escorted by her father, Paul Rudd, who played Ant-Man, in the actual blockbuster film, Ant-Man and the Wasp. But he's decided to go as Weird Al Yankovic
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@bj_carter @TheRokuChannel Roku's working on it. In the meantime there's VPN (Very Probably No) way to watch it legally. I'm sure you have a TORRENT of other questions, but I have to move along, sorry.
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Today marks the day my daughter legally becomes an adult. Sorry, this is the most recent footage I could find of her.
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Thanks to @guywithfro, 1st AD on the set of Curb Your Enthusiasm - he just sent me this sweet video of the exact moment when @Lin_Manuel and I both found out we were getting stars on the Walk of Fame.
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Yeah, I'm not gonna bother describing the context of this joke.
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This lady married me 20 years ago today. Thank you @suzanneyankovic for the 20 happiest years of my life.
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Hey you guys. Don't worry, we're cool. I pinky swear I won't destroy the world.
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Yes, I know there are a lot of horrible things going on in the world right now, but can we all just stop and take a moment to appreciate the fact that they’re finally coming out with an accordion emoji??
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Whew! Now that I'm finally vaccinated, I can go back to washing my hands for only EIGHTEEN seconds.
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Now It Can Be Told: The gentleman who informed me and @Lin_Manuel that we were both getting stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was none other than… Mr. Larry David.
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With everything going on in the world right now, I figured it was the perfect time to upload this version of the "Fat" video with all the music stripped out.
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In solidarity with the upcoming UPS strike, SAG-AFTRA is now delivering all of its packages in person.
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Nice day, thought I might mess around and participate in democracy.
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Okay, you guys, I’m giving you a heads-up, but I still want you to act all surprised and everything when MY NEW SINGLE DROPS ON FRIDAY.
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There are MANY reasons why I wanted to cast Daniel Radcliffe in my movie, but this is what really clinched the deal for me. (He’s going to absolutely kill this.)
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Some of you might not be aware of this, but when you vote, they give you a FREE STICKER. Not even kidding, they JUST GIVE IT TO YOU. You’d have to be a real IDIOT not to take advantage of this. Just sayin’.
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So… I’ve got COVID. Don’t worry, I’m fine - I’m vaxxed and double-boosted and the symptoms are very mild. But of course this means I unfortunately need to cancel the next couple dates on my tour (Saginaw & Detroit). I’m deeply sorry - we will reschedule those shows ASAP.
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I was hanging out with THIS guy when we both found out. Coincidentally, he’s getting one this year too!! @Lin_Manuel
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Today my album Bad Hair Day was officially certified Double Platinum by the RIAA, 23 years after its release. Going to the DMV right now to change my drivers' license to read: Multi-Platinum Recording Artist Al Yankovic.
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It’s 2022, people - can we PLEASE stop selling clothes by sexual orientation??
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Found it! Here's the note that Michael Jackson slipped under my door back in 1989 when we were both recording our albums at the same studio.
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If you really feel compelled to insult Franken, Sharpton, Gore, Roker, or Pacino. PLEASE CHOOSE A DIFFERENT NICKNAME.
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Thanks to the friends and heroes who dropped by my show at the Greek last night!
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I was in the neighborhood, so I stopped by to visit an old friend last night.
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RIP Super Dave and Mean Gene. Thinking maybe I better stay inside today.
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Streaming services typically don’t like to share data, but based on the online reaction I can only assume that EVERY SINGLE LIVING PERSON ON EARTH has now watched the movie. Over 8 billion views - that’s gotta be some kind of record!! Thanks, everybody! #WEIRDTheAlYankovicStory.
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It’s not that hard, people. If you’re going out in public, WEAR A PORCUPINE.
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