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ANNAPOLIS, MARYLAND—Ram’s Head On Stage—Fri., Dec. 19, https://t.co/pRvbaBn7Qm OGUNQUIT, MAINE—Jonathan’s—Sat., Dec. 20.

“I'll be a penelist on Wait, Wait Don’t Tell Me”—CHICAGO, ILLINOIS—Thurs., Dec. 18.

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WATERTOWN, MASSACHUSETTS, THIS SATURDAY! I'll be telling my little at Mosesian Center for the Arts— Sat., Dec. 13, https://t.co/2kzUdNYiwV They don't have art every night. Get your tickets. Get your laughs.

NORWALK, CONNECTICUT, THIS FIDAY! I'll be telling my little jokes at District Music Hall—Fri., Dec. 12, https://t.co/x3mpDxtvng Belly laughs reduce stress. Get your tickets. Get your laughs.

I saw that video of Trump at the White House Christmas tree lighting “quoting Jesus” about loving and serving one another. No he didn’t. That was AI. If Trump is suddenly preaching kindness, count his fingers — AI always adds extras.

I’m about to tell ‘em in Kirkland, Washington.

I’m about to tell ‘em in Kirkland, Washington.

Hey, you might not live in the SAN FRANCISCO area, but your best friend, Sam, who moved there last year to photograph gluten free fog does. Tickets to my show at The Palace of Fine Arts on NEW YEAR'S EVE would make a nice gift.

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I’m about to tell ‘em in Spokane, Washington.

SPOKANE, WASHINGTON, TONIGHT! I'm at The Bing Crosby Theater—Fri., Dec. 5. https://t.co/tT5DeM6PrF Get your tickets. Get your laughs.

I’m like a mail carrier. Nothing can stop me from my appointed rounds. I’ll carry the plane to Spokane if I must. I live The Bing!

Another canceled flight! The 10:40 A.M. wouldn’t go, but I got on the 2:30 P.M., and there’s a man at the gate talking on his bluetooth to his boss, LOUDLY, for the last hour.

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SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA, NEW YEAR'S EVE Show at The Palace of Fine Arts https://t.co/ZUUd0A5iMp

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA, The seating chart for my NEW YEAR'S EVE Show at The Palace of Fine Arts shows In the front row, there is 1 seat on the end, on the right that isn't taken. There are plenty of seats available, but if that 1 seat stays empty, it's gonna drive me crazy

I’m about to tell ‘em in Missoula, Montana.

ANNAPOLIS, MARYLAND, One of my favorite parts of the Holidays is my annual show at Ram’s Head On Stage—Fri., Dec. 19, https://t.co/pRvbaBn7Qm Get your tickets. Get your laughs.

OGUNQUIT, MAINE, Ease Holiday stress with big laughs at Jonathan’s—Sat., Dec. 20. https://t.co/nAQzuascDB Get your tickets. Get your laughs.

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA, Let's fire up our auld tradition of spending New Year's Eve laughing at The Palace of Fine Arts—Wed., Dec. 31 https://t.co/ZUUd0A4KWR Cant' wait to see you. I've always brought you to mind.