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New tour dates. Podcast NOBODY LISTENS TO PAULA POUNDSTONE New albums CATS, COPS AND STUFF, PAULA POUNDSTONE GOES TO COLLEGE streaming worldwide.

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@paulapoundstone
Paula Poundstone
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The super-rich are just like us, right? Um… about that… we’ve got Evan Osnos, author of “The Haves and Have Yachts” here to enrich our knowledge. And, what do you call it when you want to hear from listeners but are out of clever titles? You’ve got “Mailbag! Feedback Edition!”
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Paula Poundstone
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Trump, if you really want respect… wrestle a bear. 🐻 #Satire #comedy @HC_Richardson @fieldteam_6 @StephMillerShow
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Paula Poundstone
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I'd love that, NorrisJ. Tell them you want me.
@007NorrisJ
NorrisJ007
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@paulapoundstone Melbourne, Florida. King Center. I promise to bring my “I love Larry” sign.
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BTCC
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Bitcoin’s on fire at $112K! Time to flip the charts on BTCC!.Exploring Cryptocurrency with Jaren Jackson Jr.🏀.
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Paula Poundstone
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I’m about to tell ‘em in Rockland, Maine.
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Paula Poundstone
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RT @BerniceKing: The #LittleRockNine integrated Little Rock Central High School 68 years ago today. In 2025, many are hard at work to preve….
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Paula Poundstone
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Mine didn’t ask me to come back.
@Brink_Thinker
Kevin W.
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Be Honest. Did parents really just let their kids wander the neighborhood all day with no phone and just say. be back before dark?.
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@PeterPitts
Peter J. Pitts
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A new proposal from @CMSgov under @DrOz wants to add catheters, ostomy & trach supplies to Medicare’s competitive bidding program. This is a bad idea and will worsen outcomes for seniors & Medicare recipients. My latest in @MedPageToday explains why ⬇️
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Limiting urological, tracheostomy, and ostomy supply options will do more harm than good
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Paula Poundstone
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RT @Brink_Thinker: Be Honest. Did parents really just let their kids wander the neighborhood all day with no phone and just say. be bac….
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Paula Poundstone
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I’m so sorry. The game will miss you, but you’ll get there.I was at the recent L.A. game. I waved at you, did you see me?.
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Caitlin Clark
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I had hoped to share a better update, but I will not be returning to play this season. I spent hours in the gym every day with the singular goal of getting back out there, disappointed isn’t a big enough word to describe how I am feeling. I want to thank everyone who had my back
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Paula Poundstone
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SELLERSVILLE, PENNSYLVANIA—Sellersville Theater 1894—Fri., Sept. 26. SKOKIE, ILLINOIS—North Shore Performing Arts Center—Sat., Sept. 27.
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Paula Poundstone
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IRVINE, CA,. Can't wait to tell my little jokes Irvine Barclay Theatre—Sat., Sept. 20 Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
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Paula Poundstone
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SANTA CRUZ, CRUZ,. I only leave my cats for very special shows. Join me at The Rio—Fri., Sept. 19 They're gonna pee in my suitcase for this.
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Paula Poundstone
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ANCHORAGE, ALASKA,. Laughter makes it sunny all night at Discovery Theater—Sat., September 13 .Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
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Paula Poundstone brings her legendary wit to the stage. She hosts a podcast, stars on NPR's Wait Wait, and voices Forgetter Paula in Inside Out.
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Paula Poundstone
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Thank you, Ron.
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Ron Swaggard
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@paulapoundstone @HC_Richardson @fieldteam_6 J F C this is hilarious.
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Paula Poundstone
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Thank you, WaveBrave.
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WaveBrave
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@paulapoundstone @HC_Richardson @fieldteam_6 “So worth the nose job”. I’m ded🤣.
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talkspace
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If you’re hunting for good news here’s something: Talkspace therapy is covered by most insurance plans and the average copay is only $15 (but most covered members pay $0).
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Paula Poundstone
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See you SOON, Irvine! Get your tickets for September 20th at
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Paula Poundstone
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Dear Donald Trump and eve, I won Nobel Peace Prize for this.
@msevereddin
eve (always spelled with a lower case e)
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Paula deserves an award for this!.
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Paula Poundstone
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That cabinet meeting was less “meeting” and more buffet of flattery. Bacon, luggage, hot sauce — I played them all. #TruthHurts
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Paula Poundstone
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RT @BeschlossDC: As Black students try to enter Little Rock High School, tomorrow 1957:
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@amrenewctr
Center for Renewing America
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The next conservative era has arrived. Join the movement rebuilding America from the ground up.
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Paula Poundstone
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RT @RepCasar: You can understand the problem in America right now with just two numbers. Yesterday we learned Trump has made $5 billion for….
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Paula Poundstone
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Go, Rep. Lofgren!.
@RepZoeLofgren
Rep. Zoe Lofgren
3 days
House Republicans have voted to create a new January 6th subcommittee, seemingly so they can gaslight America and make excuses for Trump and the insurrection he incited. I served on the original J6 Committee, and I won’t let anybody distort the facts of that terrible day.
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Paula Poundstone
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IRVINE, CA,.Sept. 20, normally a mundane night in September? Not this year! Join me at Irvine Barclay Theatre—Sat., Sept. 20 Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
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