Jane Lynch
@janemarielynch
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Joined June 2009
Rest sweet, Naya. What a force you were. Love and peace to your family.
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If it walks like a bunch of fuckers and it talks like a bunch of fuckers it’s a bunch of fuckers.
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I haven’t had so much as a cold since Covid. Masks forever? 😷.
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He does not want mass testing. He will never make it available. He will fight it. He does not want the resulting numbers. If we want massive testing we have to go around him and press ever forward in spite of him.
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God he looks good.
Barack Obama gets a standing ovation at Game 2 of the NBA Finals in Toronto. Via blogTO
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I broke my Twitter addiction but then the j6 committee started up and I’m back on the sauce.
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As soon as the nightmare is over please let’s rename the Senate building for John McCain.
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Do you ever type a tweet knowing full well you will delete it before you post it but type it anyway because it feels good?.
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I hope my lovely niece @Meg_Doyle won’t mind my sharing her Insta post. This was @NayaRivera
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Please stop covering Trump’s briefing/rallies. Please. Please.
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Traveler’s tip for keeping hotel curtains closed and light out. You’re welcome.
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Hello everyone. Billionaires in wine caves have as much right to say who gets to be president as waitresses in diners and plumbers in my bathroom. Class warfare is ugly, @ewarren Thanks for listening everyone.
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If there’s never another photo taken of Harry Styles after this one here, it’s okay.
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Will ya still need me, will ya still feed me, when I’m 64? Happy birthday to me!
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Pure. 😭💗.
In Australia, this football team just won the league championship. Their captain went into the stands to get their waterboy, who has Down's Syndrome, so they could celebrate together. #Humanity 🌏 🇦🇺.
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This turns out to be the last photo taken of Millie. She was an angel. The sweetest soul. Of pure heart. She was a very good dog. So blessed. So grateful. Thank you, sweet Millie.
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One of the most shameful legacies of this POTUS will be the demonization of committed public servants as The Deep State. That many of them are having to lawyer-up and endure character attacks makes my blood boil.
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Watching a defeated and weepy Roger Stone leaving court shows how just beneath the surface of these blustery bullies is a very scared little person.
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This is so good.
A) It was such an honor to help @shanedawson surprise his mom @TeresaYaw. She thought she was going to a spa! Instead, he brought her to my house to meet me for the first time! . I hope you watch the full video on Shane's channel, it's really good:
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Prediction: Along with Trump refusing to debate his Dem opponent, I’ll betcha he skips the inauguration when he loses.
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Yeah I’m a lez and all but even I know that’s a penis.
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He’s not really taking the hydroxychloroquine, right?.
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Respectfully and with gratitude to @MikeBloomberg for his past, present and future efforts to save our Republic, it’s time to get behind @JoeBiden.
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We all know that allowing. Church gatherings is about the collections plate, right? Okay.
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Cannabis. A God-given gift that grows right out of the damn ground.
CBS won't allow this cannabis PSA to air during the Super Bowl — watch it yourself
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This is so beautifully written. Chris really captures the force of nature that was Naya Rivera.
Naya Rivera remembered by "Glee" co-star Chris Colfer: "Being in Naya’s presence made you feel protected"
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Yes I would. Enthusiastically.
Would you support Pete Buttigieg for President? . Share your thoughts, all answers welcome! ✋
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I’m about to start watching @GameOfThrones for the first time. Season one episode one. Is anyone excited for me?.
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So it turns out the guy who wrote Tears in Heaven is an asshole. 😞.
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No. No, CNN. I do not want to know what Melania is doing next.
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Please spare a thought for my pal, Marla. She passed tonight and we were best friends and each other’s plus-one. What a firebrand she was and oh, the adventures we had. I will miss laughing that hard.
Dear Students. -
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The Crown and The Queen’s Gambit have ruined me for other shows. Any suggestions for television at this level?.
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Sring is my favorite season.
Trump is going to New Orleans in March to speak to RNC’s top donors, per invite that went out today. More speakers likely to come…
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Hey you guys when it’s time for my vaccine I’m not going to video myself getting it while I hold back tears of joy and gratitude. Do you think that’s OK?.
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Jane Fonda speaks in support of gay rights in the 70s. ❤️🙏.
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Just saw a commercial that said “Real people. Not actors.” Just to clarify for my followers and the world at large; I am both a real person and an actor. Thanks.
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What a beautiful and brave soul. 💕.
Paul Reubens wrote a message before he passed away last night.
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My brilliant sister/kindergarten teacher created this daring socially distant “highway of cars” for her kiddos!
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YES.
Yes or No, do you think Pete Buttigieg could very well make a great POTUS some day?
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You’re welcome. 👊 🔥 🇺🇸
ralph lauren dressed our athletes up like sue sylvester??? oh the u.s. is definitely sweeping the olympics
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Lift a glass to our Dolly! @DollyParton.
Dolly Parton donated $1M to help develop the Moderna Covid vaccine, and her @dollyslibrary program, a book gifting program that mails free, high-quality books to children from birth to age 5, has gifted over 172 million books. Thank you, @DollyParton, for being you!.
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Today was a magnificent day. We got to see our hero and good friend Carol Burnett dip her hands and feet in concrete at Grauman’s Chinese chinesetheatres, where those hand and feet prints belong. Out of the only 200 celebrities chosen throughout movie history for this honor,
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I AM NOT IMMUNE.
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You guys, I made lemon bars. My next batch will probably look better. But damn they’re delicious. The recipe called for an ungreased pan. But I had a hard time getting the crust up. Should I grease the pan next time? In spite of the directions?! I’m a real direction follower.
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“Hi Jane how ya doing here’s what I need you to say to set me up thanks you look great.” Fred Willard.
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The forced frivolity and unfunny promos for Anderson and Andy’s CNN NYE show just reminds me how pissed I am that they fired @kathygriffin.
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I love women. I AM a woman. Our voices are higher than men’s voices. Women's voices can get into the annoying area if it gets too high. If you’re doing a podcast, consider lowering your pitch a tad. If you think I’m being sexist about this then I don’t know what to do with you.
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I hereby demand that the almost 1500 lost children be found and returned to their parents.
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Remember when Howard Dean yelled woohoo and it ended his candidacy?.
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Posting again. Our Arbuckle.
Arbuckle was 50 pounds overweight when people found him — and he'd never had a real family before. Now he's slimming down and enjoying life with his moms, one of whom is @janemarielynch! 💞 (via @APurposefulResc)
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Get registered to vote, kids!! We need ya.
After the shooting in #Parkland, FL, high school students around #America are getting organized and politically active. Here's a state-by-state list of where 16 and 17 year-olds can #preregister to vote. Share it wide.
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@RexChapman She clearly went in there looking for this fight. Her boyfriend asking does she really want someone to call the police “again”.
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I don’t trust he actually will take a test and if he does I don’t trust what they tell us truthfully of the result. I also don’t trust that he hasn’t had one already and they just didn’t tell us the result.
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My god this moment resonated so powerfully. It literally caught my breath. He’s something this @PeteButtigieg.
.@PeteButtigieg: “When the sun sets on your career and they are writing your story — of all the good and bad things you did in your life — the thing you will be remembered for is whether, in this moment, with this president, you found the courage to stand up to him . ”.
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I think I’m pretty good at guessing why people do what they do but why Republicans would continue not wearing masks daring this disease to get them while their leader is in the hospital with his life on the line is beyond me.
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Agreed. Jen and I met Pete at an event early in the primary season. He’s the real deal. And he’s only just begun. Loads of well wishes to him and Chasten!.
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To behold this man is such a f*ckin’ relief.
We're acting to make sure the 2020s will be remembered as a time when we acted to build infrastructure we'll be proud of for the rest of our lives.
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Here’s the solution, you flaccid hacks in Congress.
Would I like to live in a society without guns? I would. Is that going to happen in America? It won’t. So, let’s think of new ways to make our lives safer.
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