matthew gray gubler
@GUBLERNATION
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really good at decorating for holidays
Joined February 2009
aside from looking great in green foam, Danny is one of the best karaoke singers i know! for more info on @onestepAZCA and their wonderful program check out
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i’ve carried these 3 props with me almost every day for the last 15 years. after tonight i’ll just carry them in my heart where i will forever keep memories of the best crew, the best cast, and the best fands (fans/friends) a fictional crimefighter could ever have
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i started Criminal Minds as a young man but i ended it as a middle aged lady
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realized today that criminal minds is basically just live action scooby doo and i'm freakin velma
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HAPPPPPY HAAAALLLOWEEEEEEN (i finally got the self-timer right)
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just did a home DNA test and it turns out i’m 90% October, 7% Dutch, 3% the soundtrack to Shrek.
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i typically try to avoid dressing up in sexy costumes for Halloween but this year i just couldn't help myself
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every time shemar moore’s name is whispered an angel gets its abs.
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according to my official calculations it’s finally here. if you need me for the next 61 days i’ll be watching hocus pocus in a corn maze
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thank you all for the birthday wishes but thank you most of all to my parents for making me!
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always on my left side because it’s closest to my heart
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i stopped shopping for clothes in the 8th grade
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it’s officially Christmas, or as i like to call it. October 87th.
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was so confused by this year's coachella lineup but then i realized i was looking at an iHop menu.
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i’ve been in a bathtub for 75 percent of this year
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when i stop wearing pants the transition will finally be complete
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no human being has ever been more confident than me after getting the “older-brother-in-boy-meets-world” special at supercutz
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if shemar and i had a baby it would look like rupaul
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i look like draco malfoy if he was the regional manager of a sports authority
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shout out to my occasional morbid depression!.
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injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere - martin luther king jr.
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never heard back about my audition tape 4 "enter the dragon" so sent them this to let them know i'm still available
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i hope everyone had a wonderful day with their mother. they are truly the world’s most most magical creatures 💜💜💜
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it’s gonna take more than a flat tire and broken fan belt to keep me from making this delivery
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the only thing better than 1 gourd on your hand is 3 gourds on your table. #GourdBoyMagazine
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and now it’s time to crawl back into my grave for the next 364 days
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thackery binx’s friends probably just call him thack
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nighttime look for floating through graveyards HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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i am the gourd lord and i will clog your feed on Halloween
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throwback to that time i secretly lived in the criminal minds copy room for 3 weeks
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gourd boy shout out to long walks with Joseph Gourd-Levitt
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RT if you have ever turned purple while trying to surpress a non-covid cough in a crowded line at Ralph’s.
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i only eat food so my coffee has something to land on throughout the day.
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my alter ego (smirky von noodlehair) takes 47 selfies a day and only drinks luke warm smoothies
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the last criminal minds ever airs this wednesday!
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Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that. - martin luther king jr.
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just me or does quentin tarantino kind of sound like quarantined taquito?.
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i'm on this show. i talk fast, find clues, & shoot people in the elbow. i've also directed 10 super spooky episodes
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criminal minds has been on the air so long that this outfit was in style when i wore it 2 the audition for the pilot
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Merry Christmas Eve from me and my beautiful mom!
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i’ve been on criminal minds so long that my coverage from the pilot was shot using a sonogram.
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studio apartment for rent. landlord loves corn.
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someone in japan just asked me if i was james franco's sister.
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better than that time i was named “Performer of the Weak” by my 7th grade P.E. class.
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merry Christmas! ❤️ i love you guys more than 5th grade me loved statement piece hats
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was cryogenically frozen for 28 days and just woke up looking like this. what did i miss and where are my pants?
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you know when buff guys post a photo where u can see that little hip indentation muscle? this is my version of that!
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throwback to that time i had the same haircut as everyone at the antique mall. (support your favorite little businesses! buy gift cards or send them nice letters)
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thank you for all for the super sweet birthday wishes! here’s a photo of me from the day i was born.
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