I like this weather because all the basic white girls tweet “I can’t wait to move to Cali where I can forget all of this” I am sorry Stacy but you can’t afford Amherst let alone LA selling vitamins and tea on your Instagram page with 1200 followers.

RT @frankiefeyy: my therapist said this to me and it hit me like a brick: start killing people with hammers just attacking indiscriminately….

RT @sexualprisoner: JUST HEARD AN EXPLOSION. THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, IT'S HAPPENING. IT'S TIME TO #KILLANDEATYOURNEIGHBORS.

RT @ThesamewaysS: I have never met someone with Cristiano Ronaldo as their favourite player that has left an intellectual impression on me,….

RT @questionableway: 3 most famous chicagoans:. 1) barack obama.2) oprah winfrey.3) the literal freakin pope. 3 most famous philadelphians….

RT @Thuislander:

RT @CrispyTesticles: Me explaining to my dentist (who is an octopus) the issues with my teeth:.

RT @TheHateCentral: 82’: Wirtz subbed off.88’: Liverpool score winner. INSTANT IMPACT. 👏👏👏

RT @gracecamille_: when my friend happily explained she had been really struggling at her corporate job but felt optimistic and supported b….

RT @_uncle_gworl: Putin was hitting that remote 😩.

RT @memeticsisyphus: Idk who needs to hear this, but your life is almost certainly better than a 1940s coal miner.

RT @len0killer: Yea bro I got 120 sets left sorry.

RT @jerry_junebug: i hate taking my pants off at the dentist. so humiliating.

RT @NBABabySecret: A 31 year old public defender dating a 25 year old male door dash delivery person and they wash towels with their clothes.

RT @_luke1878_: Speaks good Spanish, never expected that!.

RT @doulbedoink: Just exploded this rabbit with a trillion ton nuclear bomb.

RT @mvp_wizz: Its hilarious how JJ has been better consistently (with shitty QB play btw) but the one year Ja’Marr has the weakest triple c….

RT @ironasss: "i knew sabrina before she blew up" "i knew chappell before she blew up" guess who i knew before they blew up .

RT @BdslHappiness: I can confirm Mike looks good in shorts @OfficialBDSL.

RT @vinhcest: Wat is this emoji rotation man.

RT @toshiyosh1: woke up feeling more chinese than usual today. anyone else get that feeling?.