we made an app to send your valentine a bouquet of links https://t.co/pUjNC6Wuv5

every day you have two options

Yes, it’s a government job. No, it won’t sound like one. We're hiring a Creative Director to run social media for @NYC_DOT—with real freedom to build a voice that's funny, human, and even a tad bit irreverent. Want to shape the voice of a massive organization, reach millions of

Santa is ON HIS WAY. If you are in bed, STAY IN BED. DO NOT get out of bed. STAY IN BED!

instagram should let you extend the run of one story for another 24h if the intended target didn’t see it

I just wanna apologize to the people I called old at 35 when I was 18

They dragging you on Twitter

Scammers pretending to be old situationships now

Maybe try thinking for more than 6 seconds?

The children yearn for the pre-Trump era

Did all of marketing just crash Fishbowl rn lmao

Can't today, I'm swamped.

in these times, it's so critical to have zoo accounts where you know cute animal photos are real and not AI

Edit like no one's watching (make private copy of deck)

Been there, done that

ive been thinking about this all day

favorite part about this article: i have never referred to myself as a hot girl for zohran, the new york post just decided to bestow that honor on me

housing crisis solved on day 1

The only gun control America has had

"The average American taxpayer spends $36 per year to support the SNAP program. The average American taxpayer spends $670 per year on corporate subsidies."