GOOD MORNING SHARKS I WROTE ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE MY EGG COOKER AND HOW MUCH I HATE HOUSEHOLD WORK

RT @34rths: I think boys are a great concept but its just not realistic.

RT @lachancenaomi27:

this is my fight song my “please find my W9 attached” song.

went from having no job to having four jobs at the same time loooooollll.

me & who

RT @TomScibelli: I respect the hell out of this billboard. No jokes. Nobody using the product. Doesn’t even make sense really. Just the nam….

do I need to actually buy Scrivener or can I just write 100K words in a google doc.

RT @_danielle_carr: obsessed w the instagram relationship coach who titled her course on dealing with "avoidants" The Phoenix Program https….

I should be able to mute google docs while someone else is working in them.

Ugh the only thing I miss about full-time employment is the sheer delight of realizing that ohhh this one’s gonna be a three-paycheck month.

RT @catshealdeprsn: The stray cats at the nearby 7-Eleven were basking in the sun, turning into a pile of cats lol

To my sweet niche fragrance brethren who just learned about it, put that bottle of Bianco Latte down. It’s August. You’re going to make everyone around you throw up.

God I feel so vindicated because I’ve been a hater of that Substack plagiarizer girl for years, ever since she posted a video where she referred to “Cat Person” as an essay and didn’t know or understand that it was fucking fiction.

RT @mrs_g_rider: My 3-year-old had an epic meltdown. Just hiccups and blubbers and snot and breath holding. We couldn't figure out why. No….

RT @NatPurser: wow, what a relief to finally catch up with andrew & share all that intimate, sensitive info with a trusted friend. ill just….

RT @nashehive: they’re talking mad shit about you. @sydney_sweeney.

RT @fuglibetty: Now that it’s become cool to loathe labubu I am finding ways to appreciate labubu chicly and subversively.

RT @JoyceCarolOates: such a curious remark. Harold Bloom had no awareness of, no interest in, & no experience with children's books. we can….

good morning to this person asking for a very specific form of help

RT @talleyberrybaby: If I had said to LL Cool J “All my pride is all I have” and he responded “Pride is what you had, baby girl I’m what yo….