guys do u think im cool and mysterious.

all men do is show off their slutty waist and talk about feet.

Is anything even real.

every time i flirt with a man i am lying to them. “i wish you were here” no i dont.

knowing you never treated anyone as badly as they treated you

whatever man

dna test cuz it would be me getting a man pregnant.

when i see my daughter talking to the sluttiest twitter eboy thinking he likes her so i know there’s no need for a dna test that’s definitely my kid.

i sneeze so much when i’m at work who is tickling my nose.

Last time i said something violent towards men my account got locked so i’m gonna stay quiet but just know if the universe ever sends me another man like this bad things are gonna happen.

Lmk.

God i love tummy tuesday.

That’s a squid.

First day of july and i still fucking hate you.

who missed me

I think i will die if i don’t get a tattoo soon.

Hmu if u voted yes.

don’t lovebomb me i’ll fall for it.

whatever man