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i can’t imagine waiting like five hours in a line to look at a coffin unless there was a dracula in it
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tfw you want something with your whole heart but you have to be an adult and not spend $25 on a frivolity
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my brother in law and my nephew once again blowing up a basketball
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i have never identified more with a comic
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quick poll:
have you ever heard the phrase "and bob is your uncle" before
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gene wilder slayed
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I AM BEING SILENCED, shouts man from his weekly New York Times column
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cashier in walgreens points to my death head tattoo. "what's that mean?"
"it means i want to die," i say, as a way to shut her up
"you're buying a lot of pistachio nuts for someone who wants to die, just saying"
i've been owned
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twitter is like:
"new fiona apple is life"
*picture of fresh baked bread*
"we're on a path toward the destruction of society as we know it, also we're all gonna die"
"fuck marry kill the rice krispie elves"
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a shell landed on. is that like officer involved shooting
BREAKING: One journalist was killed and six others wounded when an Israeli shell landed on a group of international journalists covering clashes on the border in south Lebanon.
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i'd like to take a moment this 4/20 to say we should exonerate and release everyone in prison on marijuana charges
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two years ago today i nearly crashed my car when i saw this
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nice send off for rumsfeld
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the thing is, a lot of us had stupid, foolish, ignorant, downright horrible things done *to* us in high school and we recognize the boy in that video, we recognize that smirk and we know what kind of adult he will become without accountability
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add "elizabeth holmes cosplay" to the list of things i never thought i'd see
Elizabeth Holmes has arrived at the courthouse and is surrounded by cameras. Three of her fans try to catch a glimpse without losing their spot in line.
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In honor of valentines day: What are your most problematic ships?
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🎶our house, in the middle of our street🎶
On scene of the I-485 wreck. Cars are slowing passing the house on the shoulder. All minor injuries
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if this was a captcha that asked me to click on food items, i'd be at a loss
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RIP Pitbull
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solidarity with the people who are just continuing to shit post or do pop culture takes because they don't know what else to say and they recognize they don't know enough to comment
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@C0INCELPR0
Then in high school I got in trouble for showing up for religion class on acid and telling everyone Jesus was out in the parking lot giving out communion
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well this is going to be in my head all day
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i am making a list of kool-aid man songs i.e., songs that make you feel like you could run through a brick wall. suggestions welcome
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six years ago today. i fell in immediate love with this album and i thought it was going be thing that would break brand new out beyond what they had experienced already. i had three months to enjoy it before it all fell apart
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It’s a 2am surprise: The Tortured Poets Department is a secret DOUBLE album. ✌️ I’d written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years and wanted to share it all with you, so here’s the second installment of TTPD: The Anthology. 15 extra songs. And now the story isn’t mine…
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acceptable draculas to wait in line to see (all vampires are draculas to me)
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my nephew and my brother in law
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wanted to see what happens when you bounce a basketball that’s been overfilled
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the spotify logo on parchment paper is killing me
Poems on display at Taylor Swift’s “Tortured Poets Department” Los Angeles library installation.
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i'm starting to think the problem might be with ben
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they should have canceled daylight savings time because 2016 doesn't deserve an extra hour
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MSNBC: Impeachment
CNN: Impeachment
FOX NEWS: 90 year old grandma makes blue lives matter flag out of berries
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how did they make these all sound like slurs
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happy 20th birthday to this magnificent album. i know i'm in the minority of modest mouse fans when i say this is one of their best albums, but i stand my ground. it is
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what's your favorite mitch hedberg joke
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lol he killed the "official" check mark like hours after it was instituted. he has no fucking clue what he's doing and i'm just going to laugh at this catastrophe while he fucks up until it all crashes
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pound for pound, the best modest mouse album
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what the fuck is wrong with you. you've been on the wrong side of this thing since the beginning. this is misleading as hell
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It's Black Friday, and a lot of you are headed out shopping today. Please be kind to retail workers. They are working long shifts for little money and have to put up with a lot during the holiday season. Be extra nice when dealing with them.
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guy at work noticed i wasn't dying my gray hair anymore and he said "i just want to tell you i'm glad you are letting your hair go gray, i hate women who try to deceive" and what i asked him what the fuck he meant by that he stammered and walked away
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nick cave is the best example of someone looking like they sound
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what idiot named it jurassic world instead of parks and rex
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25 years ago we were gifted with the most perfect tv show
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“how many fucking basketballs do you have”
“none now”
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important question: what are some of the funniest episodes of tv you've ever seen
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hard to believe this is over thirty years old. not dated at all, perfect music for the here and now
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wait. a guy commented on your shirt and you first train of thought leads to shooting him? stay in the house you absolute baby. you're a danger to normal people
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this is some good shit. 28 songs in 41 minutes is perfect
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"you wasted life why wouldn't you waste death" is such a takedown
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@C0INCELPR0
In kindergarten we were going on a field trip and the teacher told us to “stick together” so I leaned into the kid next to me as a joke and got in trouble for “shoving” him
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when the virus explodes again don't let them blame the protesters. the blame lies with a government that refused to give people money to stay home and keep this thing at bay, instead reopening the economy way too soon. putting money over people is what's going to kill us
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37 million people use Ashley Madison. 37 million. You gotta laugh when people say that gays are ruining the sanctity of marriage.
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now listening to this 2009 grizzly bear album for the first time
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these people armed with torches, shouting "blood and soil," carrying guns, are the same people who think Kaepernick's protest was too "loud"
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wait what does he think the blue checkmark is now
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it's 65 degrees, the sun is shining, just a perfect day to sit on my couch watching sports while remarking how nice it is outside
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what's the greatest fictional band of all time
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people just don't talk enough about this album
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🎶where did you come from
where did you go
where did you come from cotton eyed joe🎶
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happy 35th birthday, you magnificent bastard
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go - and i cannot stress this enough - fuck yourself
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here's the original one
my nephew and my brother in law
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the most overlooked/underrated album of the 90s, no contest
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this is probably the worst thing i've read all year
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the walls of breonna’s neighbor got more justice than she did
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one of the greatest songs of all time
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oh but a million moms is ok
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