Mr. Reeyus
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We are the reckless, we are the wild youth... Chasing visions of our futures. Still a Baby Boy. Still a Hypocrite. Still a Warrior
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Tweeting and muting responses >>>>>
You might be committed to misunderstanding me, I'm not committed to overexplaining myself.
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Ma-garri-ta?
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What's the most random way a babe has billed you before? Like a completely unprovoked billing. This is a safe space.
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Here comes the fun police. The "garrison" 🤭🤭🤭
“floating berries” “groceries” “my milkshake” “ma garrita”
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This kind of guy can never be single, don’t deceive yourself 😂😂😂
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My man said
Idk who you fw cus ain’t nobody finna from steady billing of 20k every 5 business days.
I make seven figures a year btw, so what are u on bout?
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You don't do this to get women to like you, you do this for women that already like you.
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All the babes in the QTs claiming they love eye contact but can barely hold your gaze when they find you attractive.
How I spray the few new naira notes I managed to get!
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The powerbank i want to get is 28k. I come remember say baddie say na ick. Lmaooo make the phone die
Power banks are being bought for 14K, 20K, 25K, 35K these days… these used to be the prices or generators.
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Project manager is such a fraudulent job. Lmaoooo your job description is to make sure other people do their job. I'm sorry but that's just a made up role for niggas to earn bar.
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The fact that Sanwo waited one week to elections to actually do all this is even more insulting than if he didn't do it at all. So you mean to tell me you had the capacity to do this since and you DELIBERATELY CHOSE NOT TO????
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Your house cannot be that bad that you need to be outside this badly
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Life imitating art imitating life
When they killed about upcoming artist Ify... and action
Pounds for pounds,flesh for flesh
Whether u be aiye oo,eiye oo,or sealords whatever it may be this boy sang for make us happy, jubilate,think,rejoice supported even while is in pains nd living in fear now it’s our time to do our part for him I want everyone with one voice let…
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Or just pay back the money, and if you can't pay before the proposed time, you let them know before they even ask for it.
And this thing isn't even gender specific. It's just common courtesy.
If you are owing a babe, the least you can do is to not annoy her. 😭
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@Sxmto_
@PhiloeEsq
You need to sing this song like prayer point. Song is spiritual. "Phone dey ring na family dey call, if no be billing na something dey sup "
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Coming to the internet to tell us your dog eats your used panties is... strange
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"Lagos boys" "IJGB" you niggas are pushing 30, these cannot be the conversations you're doing with your time.
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I'm not too worried. With the amount of drugs and substances we've consumed as a generation, many of them are impotent.
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We can't judge how people grieve.
The world thought that boy was mourning but he was telling a woman “look sexy for me tonight”.
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All the money you've delayed your gratification for will be spent on fuel. Lmaoooo goodluck to everybody.
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The way women are commodified in this country.
Kano commercial tricycle rider who returned missing N15m to owner offered four women to marry.
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Lmaooo for a first date? You don't even know if you're compatible for that much of an investment. Drinks or a coffee date is the best litmus test in my opinion.
She wants something more intentional but I think he’s burnt out of the dating scene
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Name-dropping your side chick in a song about your wife is fucking insane.
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Remember when twitter was filled with this quote, only for her to fuck the nigga the very next episode. Lmaooooooo
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Arguing with 20 year olds on twitter. Lmaoooo people who's frontal cortex isn't fully developed. Youre better off watching paint dry.
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My own fear is that she'll want to become a social media influencer
You know how babes live with the fear that their man might start rapping any day? My fear is that my babe becomes hyper religious one day
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Loool public sef is far. On this very tl, babes go dey drop hints say una dey talk.
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Her: Looool that's how you said you like the color purple cause it reminds you of the color of your room when we were playing cards.
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Sexual discipline will save your life. And you do not magically get it when you get into a relationship, it starts from when you're single. Learn to start saying NO to sex.
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Yo guys what's the most random unprovoked shit a babe you're talking to/dating has shared with you?
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You start talking with a babe in the DMs and she be acting wayyy too friendly on the tl. Replying almost all your tweets.
Emiliano Rora 🙏🏾
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You'll tell people that smoking weed can cause mental illnesses like psychosis and schizophrenia and they'll be arguing with you. Yet nobody will argue when they say smoking cigs can cause cancer. Just accept the risks and burn your loud abeg.
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Mental health spaces too. That's why I've gone through as many therapists as I have in this country, they were all somehow trying to bring religion into it.
Randomly reminded how dangerous over religious people who work in sexual and reproductive health spaces can be.
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Lmaooooooo have you ever tried to plan an event where babes had to drop money? Like not a concert or show, just like house p or beach p vibes for logistics. 💀💀💀
Nahh I love babes but una no dey try.
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You can draw a straight line from the radicalisation of these kids to the nonsense posted online by people who should know better.
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Today is world sickle cell day. Shoutout to all the warriors that have wanted to give up at different times in their lives but are still here.
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Reading this thread I realized I'm not a real fucker. That dude was right.
This is a safe space
Tell us about a sexual situation you found yourself in where you realized somebody’s freak level was too high for you
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You don't like K Drama, ok we have heard, go and watch what you like. Coming online to tell us this and that about it just screams uncultured.
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jobless people always mouthing “don’t introduce me to a vibe you can’t maintain” and then turn around and ask why niggas love breadcrumbing you.
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Babes would feel guilty and come confess the most random and unprovoked things to you just to get it off their chest.
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Nobody:
Men doing tribute to their wives:
If you had seen her when I saw her, she was so mid. Like she wasn't even a top 5 babe but I decided to look past that because I know beauty is superficial.
I love you very much my wife thanks for putting up with me.
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Folks break up with their partners and start answering questionnaire threads on twitter like it's an assignment 💀💀💀
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Feedbacks, stuffs, beards... lmaooooo
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Bojack captured it perfectly
The part of adulthood where the show must go on has to be the hardest. Even if you’re going crazy, you must go to work, respond to texts, make calls, smile, and be normal. I want out. 😂
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Two Yoruba people are running for the seat, however they are pushing an anti-igbo propaganda. This has been the most baffling thing about this whole elections
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When people are not accustomed to certain things, they feel everybody else is a liar. Lmaooooo I understand.
Staged 100%. She probably coached and said action about 7 times dkm
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The Nigerian music industry and cultism are like 5&6. Its all intertwined. Thats why shit like this can happen. And the worst part is that its not news to the law enforcement cause they are also complicit. The rot in the system is so deeply rooted.
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Christians (like this tweeter) have attached so much stigma to sex that even in marriage it still feels "wrong" lmaoooo. You people will be fine
Marriage is not an excuse for callous jokes and sexual innuendos.
Sin is sin.
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I hope Pastor Bolaji is seeing the kind of person he brought in the pulpit. I hope he can see it now.
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Getting into a relationship with someone who was part of a tl couple is hilarious because they be doing too much to show that they are a "better fit" than the last.
Think about every twitter couple you know that broke up and started dating again.
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"Omo Olorun t'on fa kpoli, Oluwa to da ewe ati egbo, my brudda nobody holy" 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Scriptures right there
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Damn y'all let an Internet stranger rile you up about your job... anyways here's a fun video that inspired my tweet 💀💀
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This married men screenshots thing, I need some of y'all to post the full chat I need to know if they are able to score with some of those corny lines
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You gotta be a sick individual to suck on someone’s tongue while kissing them
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Mad dishonesty in these tweets. Like you've never bought something wrong based off deceptive packaging before.
Even things as little as satchet tomato paste, but you buy the pepper one instead but all of a sudden you remember people should read packaging. Ok o.
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I hate it when babes move with hints and expect me to decipher. If you like me, be bold about it abeg, I don't have time.
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Women's exchange rate is always so criminal. Idk if it's cause they are vindictive or just wicked. You can do small and she'll do you back x100. How will my guy tell me his babe cheated on him because he was flirting on the tl. Like how are they even the same thing?
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If I don't kiss soon I can actually die. Im not even exaggerating.
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If King of Bourdillon dey complain, then this is a serious pandemic.
Yahoo boys scattered things. They spoilt the game in so many ways. Babes have the most unrealistic expectations cuz they had 1 interaction.. now you wanna drink Dom P with your sea food pasta every day
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@InexorableGuy
Smoothie and coffee dates >>>>>>
It doesn't even need to be alcohol, I want you sober during that first link up. Nothing too major, let me gauge your vibe and energy before I decide.
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The annoying excuses they kept bringing were "but the younger girls are moving to older men" like fam can't you say NO? Like don't you have any form of self respect?
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What Rema is going to do for Afrobeats, nobody can even comprehend yet. Since Dumebi, I knew that kid was special. I'm so happy for him man and the culture in general.
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You're pushing 30 and you're still trying to do "mean girl" & "Yoruba demon" lol. Better go and settle down.
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Why is it that it was when it got to my turn to start making money that the Naira became shit. This is so unfair smh.
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Don't disrespect Angelique sha. She been doing this since I was a child. Most of y'all are too young to remember "Agolo". That song is as old as me. And she's still standing strong in the game. That's levels.
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I'm wary of people that use verbose garbage to make their point everytime. It doesn't make you smarter in fact it mostly feels like overcompensation.
P.S: i have no idea what this debate is all about neither do I care enough to find out, this is what just stood out to me.
Understand: my tweet didn’t attack your person or your intelligence, but your presumptuously perspicacious tweet.
However, due to your pious unintelligence and inability to process arguments, you’re using an opprobrious aspersive evasion for your vitiated rational faculty. Okay.
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Also, period sex is unnecessary. If you cannot wait a week then you need help.
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Did you have a tweet like this when Jidenna stopped dressing like a Convenant University boy or is this scrutiny just reserved for women's expressions? 🧐🧐
This is great and all but is no one else even a little bit concerned about this wild ass transformation? When something feels a lil too good, I be suspicious AF.
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Everybody should fall in love with a writer at least once in their lives.
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I love seeing Nigerians do great things. I will always root for them. Music o, sports o, tech o, film o. It's our time.
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It's like someone opened a portal and all these "get a rich man" divine feminine women keep pouring out of.
All they know is take take take, not once did she mention what she was giving.
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Didn't even think it was possible for her to get finer, but her singing Seyi Vibez just made her a lot more attractive to me.
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The fact that you want your own space doesn't mean you don't love them sha. But trust twitter to only go for extremes
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This is a red flag. People that cannot be single are scary.
People are being single for years, involuntarily??????
I don't think I've been single for more than 2 weeks in my entire dating life😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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This app makes many of you overrate your importance in the grand scheme of things. Lol its funny
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Tired of texting for real. I need to have physical conversations. I need to touch, I need to feel.
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Looool y'all trying to shade people for being fans of marley back then, but una dey shout "men mount" every other day. Okay
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What you people are doing to Tunde and his babe is just weird. And don't fucking try to disguise it as "banter" or "cruise" abeg. It's bad and smelly behaviour.
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Me whenever I want to vent, then I remember that tweet about men having too many bad days so I lock up
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My biggest financial problem is that I tend to forget that most of these monies add up. 6k somewhere, 7k, there, 10k here, 5k here... Before I know it that's like 50k unaccounted for.
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