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Possessor of a homosexual parlance. Cambridge MSci

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β€œWhy you look 50 and you’re 24?” and everybody in the room gagged 😭
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What was the most embarrassing moment on live TV?.
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Liz was their Kris Jenner. She knew how to keep a narrative tight!.
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If you're chatting to me and you like me don't ever let the conversation die. Ask me if I like bread.
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Just remembered that this is one of the girls involved in the Jayda Wayda UK emulators beef 😭😭😭
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I'M GOING TO CAMBRIDGE!!!!!!! πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰ #AlevelResults.
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@LynxAfricaStan facetimes start at 1am earliest 😭😭😭😭.
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Offset after deleting his "hacked" tweets
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@samanthasaffert I don't search "Meghan Trainor lookalike" thanks.
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@bxnksii And you can’t keep up the rude for too long because you end up like Patricia Bright.
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@kaykayshakur Blend up a smoothie or something I know you not eating πŸ’”.
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@beyoncehatesme No like this is gagging me how did you have this vision!.
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Just because of this video I have to back her now.
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@olenakamoto @syrepao @_OneForAll_____ he says "what's your name" then Ben 10 says "Ben" but in Spanish that sounds like "ven" which means come so the skeleton comes over and says "now tell me".
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@sharloola This song is gonna be the song to take me out of this world.
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Cardi leaving the hotel room with $20 and a fake Rolex whilst a man is minutes from dying on the bed #SurvivingCardiB
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@LianeV quick delete this you still have time!.
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@rymoneyx @Jabrilllllll he said not for me! You bitches over there can suffer
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The mug. I CANNOT GET OVER THE MAKEUP!!!!.
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Photos by #hunterabrams
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Me blocking people laughing at Young Ma being sexually harassed by a rapist aka Kodak Black
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@lnbshr every time you do this I bust out laughing.
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@itslozxo bbygirl just make sure to READ. Read it TWICE. Even three times.
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#QueenRadio I did not EVER expect Nicki to get into it like THIS! SURVEILLANCE SIS THIS IS ABOUT TO BE SOLANGE 2.0
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@vctrknda She drove and disconnected didn’t you hear her?.
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@beytchz Went #1 in my shower.
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@willis_cj SHE DIDN'T KNOW ONE STEP πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€.
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@OMGItsBirdman you flopped. This verse HITS.
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@jxeker Sometimes this pushes me over the edge this has made me cry before.
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@FHorden @lostakhh It's a TOOL for INVESTIGATION.
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@jamKartel I'M FINISHED
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@zxire I would get so scared that she'd put on B**D Up Remix and Extravagant 😭😭😭😭.
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@OfficialSkribz on march 8th you need to be at a desk learning.
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@xannieest do you know that's. paedophilia?.
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@azariah24s braids is a top tier hairstyle no one can chat to me on it.
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@get__innocuous @mithiramisu she wasn’t even the one to tweet it originally someone just photoshopped her onto it 😭.
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@LynxAfricaStan LOOOOOOOL my stage whisper is excellent at this point.
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Shaughna getting hyped by the girls vs shaughna face to face with callum #loveisland
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@bxnksii I’m so serious 😭😭😭 she misses the attention unfortunately so now she’s doing… that.
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When my girl said "What typa bum bitch shoot her friend over a rap, what typa mother leave her one son over a STACK!" I got goosebumps.
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@NICKIMINAJ we just love updates what's wrong with that?.
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@Mpumz_N One of the HARDEST lessons to learn because I keep looking for metaphors and punchlines and flow and fully fleshed-out alter egos in the new girls and I'm just never going to get that. .
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@PopCriave @charli_xcx CHARLI XBOX πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
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@theirfatherr but if I went to babalawo to get your life ruined I'd be a bad person.
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@NICKIMINAJ you know we need MESS and you're the girl to deliver itπŸ™πŸΏ.
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@sharloola if post Malone plays at my funeral I will die again.
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@nykitacabree she always hanging around the queen like is she her maid or something?.
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@NICKIMINAJ THE BEAUTY IS LEAPING AND JUMPING OUT!!!!!!!!
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Nicki brought out Maliibu Miitch, with 250,000 monthly listeners on Spotify. don't EVER say she doesn't support female rap again #queenradio.
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@RareCrave Nicki got money she'd NEVER let her skin look like that. And it's the wrong coat too.
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@blanketm9 She stood in the mirror and stared at herself then came up with this.
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@Namastaywoke the first one is an integral done in loads of little pieces, the way when you peel a potato you always shave little bits off. The second one is a smooth line integral, the way your mum can peel a potato in one peel rather than all the little bits you do.
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Adding it to your Spotify queue so it can play again? Iconic!.
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@beyoncehatesme I've literally watched it over 10 times already 😭😭😭😭😭.
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@IBDestinyy one time I dropped "in a bit" ???????.
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@jaseokundaye Like I’m trying to be nosy SO badly rn.
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@0800shygirl baby that is his beard at best. .
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This is Michael when he got picked #LoveIsland
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@pengblaxgirl He said
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@mxmsworld that shoe is brazy. I hope he is DEALT with.
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BeyoncΓ© about to stand there like this for 25 minutes and then the stream is gonna cut off #GlobalCitizenFestivalSA
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#gcses2018 #aqahistory tbh I was actually thrown off by the fact that there was a GLOSSY PAPER FULL COLOUR PHOTO for that source question. shook.
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@ForeverElSanto @get__innocuous @mithiramisu This is a Twitter classic to me.
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@helloalegria When they started making theories about Jay Z recruiting BeyoncΓ© >>>>>>> that's when you know they were at their peaks.
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@jayroshanee it's defo straight people who made this one up so they could pretend that the geis are offended.
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@QuavoStuntin not even 500 likes.
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@ihythreat β€œAnd I knew this was not the album for me” is KILLING MEEEEEE.
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@tinashehive this is a moment now. You're legendary you know that right?.
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@ovotiann @Lee_LDN Doing up bare πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜” like say he didn't enjoy it.
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@5HAHEM WAIT
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@PappsGC this nigga actually said "buss your gun rudeboy" because of Nicki Minaj 😭😭😭😭😭😭 RESPECT YOURSELF.
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@joedeal_ post Malone.
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@reizzla awww brothers spending time together πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°.
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They were going to block the Roman Holiday performance. IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT IT.
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@armz_korleone That water bottle under your fingers:
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@arabthot they don't play it in clubs because someone will get shot that's how powerful it is.
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@bxnksi_ @oliviaaotx β€œWhen your breath comes smelling like Quavers (CRISP)” who was seeing her back in the day.
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this verse actually has zero adlibs. I've just realised this. MY BITCH NEEDED NOTHING BUT THE BEAT!!!!!.
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@_tiffanybrown @14_HK_ Lil Kim's best bar. Go.
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@leilani_capalot A lot of bitches should be scared because this is giving MODEL.
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The day I see the Topshop t-shirts with Rihanna on them being sold on Depop as vintage is the day I end it all.
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@legendarihhhh "HERE TAKE IT DAMN".
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@blanketm9 It's judge tolur, BE QUIET (judge toelur period).
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@earringdealer I feel like he's probably telling the truth I just want to believe it.
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Cupcakke's tweets right now. you know what let me go get my screenshots
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@ihythreat Orange at that like girl just get serious PLEASE!.
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@tyler_cov And then JUST in case we weren't sure she said "Propofol, I know they hope I fall" 😭😭😭😭.
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@ramoihc Imagine they had to do pick me twitter with CIRCUIT BOARDS.
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#LoveIsland why is Caroline always trying to walk up to the villa like it's a runway? Relax babe. You can't swing your hips like Rosie can.
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@_NellaRose "BIG BOYS CRAZY GIRLS STATUE!".Me:
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@leoxeloo No because let's FOCUS!.
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@blanketm9 The writers of The 100:.
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@mxmsworld because WHO wants to touch wet food man.
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@xandergraphix CUT HIS MIC OFF!.
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@MFCKSTARBOY this setup is DISGUSTING 😭😭😭.
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@HARDWHlTE The ACTING.
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@Jigga___95 @_scapri Me dialling the number to HR
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#LoveIsland Oluwajack's EP tracklist:.1. Nanny Ting.2. The Gang Don't Rate It.3. Dead That .4. Surfer Chick Interlude.5. B-B-Bake Off.6. Centellinian .7. Cheers for the Lipse.
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