Micah the Pretty Good🍎
@illMakeit
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horse meds come in apple flavor | pronouns: tree/trim
New Hampshire, USA
Joined April 2010
The president told me he did this on Indigenous Peoples Day in honor of you.
For two excruciating years, I have called for the return of the hostages brutally kidnapped on October 7th and held in Gaza. Today is a good day. Surviving Israeli hostages are finally home and reuniting with loved ones. I'm thinking of them and their families on this joyful day
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DHS took @nbcsnl Noem sketch and made it a hiring ad. The left can’t do this anymore. They are lost 😂
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DON’T GO IN THE OCEANS
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In Alec's defense, he thought the gas tank was empty.
#EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Alec and Stephen Baldwin smashed their Range Rover head-first into a tree. https://t.co/MrQPEEsp8R
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President Trump: "My goal is to stop crime in America." Governor Pritzker and Chicago Mayor Johnson:
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The thought of children growing up in Kimmel deserts should mortify fans of light entertainment everywhere
These are the Sinclair-owned ABC stations that won’t air Jimmy Kimmel’s return https://t.co/ks6NR6q21l
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Everyone please congratulate @marcorubio, the new host of ABC's late night show!
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21 and have driven through a few more
The average American has been to 5 of these cities. How many have you been to?
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That means 6 more weeks of 9/11
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i just got fired from apple. my job was to make it so finder gives you zero results even when you search exact name matches and file formats
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Feds: *Knock knock* John Bolton: Who’s there? Feds: War with Iran. John Bolton: 😃 Feds: just kidding John Bolton: 😡
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@UtahFlatRanger I think the safest thing to do is to simply assault every cyclist you see just in case
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@ReichlinMelnick Other than that, how was the play Mrs. Lincoln?
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