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The opportunity to delegate is the reward that comes from good instruction.

The irony that two lesbians who stand in direct opposition of evolution decided to deface the father of evolutions grave is apropos

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And now, a short story about a whirlwind love on the horizon, the mysterious intrigue of an adventure as unique as it was a federal offense, and a heart wrenching betrayal.

7th batch of the season coming.

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No longer exists. Wow. Talking about leaving me at the alter.

My wife will be making Christmas cookies all day because that's what good wives do.

Waiting around all morning after you spent the whole night booby trapping your home thinking you were finally getting to do a Home Alone in December.

Shout out to all the December babies who got their birthday presents on Christmas.

Holy Ratio Batman.

Michael Rediker was violently attacked and forced to defend himself against 3 violent attackers. Michael used Florida's stand your ground law to lawfully defend himself when his life was put in jeopardy. Now Walton County is trying to make an example out of him. Thank you for

Merry Christmas.

Someone tell Disney not to get any ideas.

There is a 100% chance that the Kennedys were playing smear the queer in this photo.

Going to send this to my 7th grade math teacher who said I'd never make it.

Every franchise has a line

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