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very smart sitcom dad
Joined June 2014
To welcome the start of spooky season I have uploaded a small tale of terror to substack Date Away From Hell
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The most fundamental lesson of Columbo game is to keep bothering her until she cracks
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You in 'Zelda: Breath of the Wild', your inventory maxed out by Zelda's shopping bags: It's an honour for me to carry all this for you, Princess ๐ ๐ Me in 'Omikron: The Nomad Soul', wiling out in a crudely textured stripclub: HOLOGRAMS ON MY LAP GAVE ME TANNED BALLS ๐ฃ๏ธ ๐ถ
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You must think you're real big men talking all this crap my wife's black son. Let's see how big you are when he's a strapping teen with a hair trigger temper
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Can the last straight man on the right put down the toilet seat when they leave
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Nick Fuentes: Gurrrllll having sex with a black woman would be SO slay but it's not giving racial purity Groypers: See. He is heterosexual
Throwback: Nick Fuentes confesses his desire for black women, referring to it as "chocolate sin." "Father forgive me, I'm about to commit a chocolate sin." ๐คฃ
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This isn't even that bad a movie if you just roll with it. All you have to do is accept that sharks are capable of being motivated by revenge and it becomes pretty good
Michael Caine once called Jaws 4 one of his worst movies but he never regrets โSomeone said, โI saw Jaws 4. It stinks.โ I said, โI havenโt seen it.โ But Iโve seen the house it bought my mother, and itโs marvelous.โ
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Oh so it's fine for black women to touch OUR hair ๐ค
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Halloween used to be a good holiday but somewhere along the line something happened to make it turn evil
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I dont know what a jib is but I'm confident I'd dislike the cut of yours
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Doing things the right way is like taking candy from an adult. Harder but ultimately more satisfying
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I really respect Daft Punk for becoming robots. I too would discard my humanity if it had been stained by frenchness
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Most embarrassing moment of the Mamdani speech was when he wiped away a tear and left grains of rice stuck to his face
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We all know of cry bullies but Zohran has familiarised us with a less well known villain: 9/11 cryjackers. People who used that tragic event as an excuse to fly their dirty looks into his poor aunt. Well, I hope they're proud of themselves. They chuddified a previously good woman
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I think Mamdani's most recent comments are a big political mistake. In the leftist worldview being afraid to use public transport is one of the most shameful qualities a person can have. Is the left gonna turn out for someone who advocates for their pussy aunt on that score?
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The episode where Columbo lets Faye Dunaway think she's wrapping him around her little finger is alpha af. That dumb bitch really thought she was gonna play Columbo like that ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
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Very proud to announce that 'Wolf Whistling Past the Graveyard: How to make love with dead hotties', the world's only digup artist ebook, is now available for purchase on vice city market
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Whenever you see a fly rubbing their legs together you know they're eavesdropping on something good
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Just learned that Quentin Tarantino considers 'Return of the Living Dead' a ripoff because it came out the same year as 'Day of the Dead'. Not only is this logic self evidently retarded but its coming from a guy who regularly lifts entire scenes from other people's movies
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If you looking for a good read this spooky season I'd recommend Stephen King's 'Thinner'. A book that explores the dark side of running over gypsies with your car
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