Irving Amukasa
@iamukasa
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Tech Entrepreneur || Innovator || CEO @misssophiebot || Noisemaker @yasigiales || Lousy poker player
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My hot take Is millenials and Gen Z who turned away from religion are turning to 80s esotericsm and mysticism to find meaning in an increasingly uncertain world
Where does this guy get these ladies he interviews?
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Nature is very lazy
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Kenyan devs are under reacting to the fact an Auditor told IEBC that there was a superuser called PostGres 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Still have no idea how he got this shot to look like this
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Lennox was absolutely clueless on the parenting take but paying for the twitter API to analyze tweets so you can argue is a level of techies vindictiveness I have to Stan🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You’re a theoretical parent just like me.
Most of your tweets are not based on electrical engineering. You spend most of your time advising parents how to raise their kids.
You have over 340 tweets talking about kids and parents.
I’m 23, you’re 32 but all we know is theory.
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@d_feldman
Turns out all the GPT detection you needed was
s.find("as an AI language model")
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So email just came in...but yeah we just got funded , again
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All the Indian YouTubers hakuna hata mmoja umeona??
Coding imekua kama academic writing. No one wants to teach you.
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Ok that thing about kale tech bros may just be right....he's explaining the terminal in Swahili
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@AmTorniey
Upload "the developer wasn't paid " on the header of the site he owes you money on
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There's no predetermined meaning to our existence, there's no grand plan why we are here, it's all random chaos, so make up meaning for yourself
Opinion about Life that would get you like this? Let’s have them!
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Kamati ya "python is slow" has been awfully quiet since chatgpt dropped
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Tech twitter is salty about an event for a platform they don't build on 🤣🤣
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When I'm waiting for bigly emails...I usually do a thing where I go offline to keep myself from refreshing my email every two minutes....and the email just came in...
We got shortlisted for another funding thing
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I did the thing again while waiting for the confirmation email, I was expecting it this email, turns out it came in yesterday
Excited to announce we got funded again, again
When I'm waiting for bigly emails...I usually do a thing where I go offline to keep myself from refreshing my email every two minutes....and the email just came in...
We got shortlisted for another funding thing
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So you want to be a founder, are you ready to talk about the same exact thing for the next 6 years
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Telegram is weird.....we are in a tech group, you are obviously a techie answering technical questions.....but also you use that same account to promote your onlyfans
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Had a ton of fun out there......"find a problem, find the tech that can solve, build, tell us all about it and take responsibility in the community, can't wait to see what you build "
#SafaricomDecode
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If you didn't suddenly find yourself in two WhatsApp communities today...are you even a Kenyan nerd 😂😂😂😂
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Thanks for letting us share the story
The Sexuality Bot
According to Irvine Mukasa, SophieBot is an AI chatbot that is fed with verified information on sexuality and sexual reproductive health and relays the information to its users through conversations.
#NTVWeekendEdition
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Please keep away those SQL notes
MPESA runs on a Distributed System Architecture, keeping in mind that transactions in a database must maintain Atomicity, Consistency, Isolation, and Durability -ACID properties; in order to ensure accuracy, completeness, and data integrity. M-PESA can only crash in your dreams.
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Bootcamp grads get all the hate sometimes and it demotivates. I know of boot camp grads working at good places. So ignore the hate.
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You think they like your company kumbe they want you for tech suppprt setting up a Java dev environment.....fear wimminz
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"Ukishaa vunja thao...."
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Used car salesman reinvents UberX
Free business idea,
Build an app, sign up excellent drivers and high end vehicle owners.
Provide a high end pick up and drop service.
Nairobi seems to have everything apart from high end taxi services and the’re many people who would pay that premium
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Thank you for having me, had a ton of fun in the studio
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We got press, again
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You blocked us all to avoid accountability ... why are you following us back....you absolutely refuse to take responsibility, you always refer to yourself in the plural in your non apologies, shida yako ni nini?!!?!
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The company. The founder
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So if he faked being a GDE ...how did he fake getting GDE swag
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Hint wachia IDE 😂😂
Natumia huyu one last hint, akikosa kurada we call it a year!😭💀
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Hii ni kickback, the best thanks is doing your work well and not embarrassing the folks that recommend you
If your friend gives you business, a gig or refers you to a job - it’s common sense “kurudisha mkono”. It can be money or a gift but it should be done.
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Haha looks like people are joining Microsoft ADC to pad their CVs for other roles 🤣🤣🤣
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You think people were making orders through smoke signals 🤣🤣
Someone please help me quantify and qualify why a company selling bananas need two hundred thousand dollars worth of Google cloud services. They were storing bananas inside the cloud?
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I swear no one cares about your academic achievements in industry...skills matter more...ignore this and they will call you Over educated , under experienced
Never drop out of school for flimsy reasons, Kenyan corporate won’t take it very kindly😅… Especially because of pursuing startup ideas. Mimi 3rd year I survived on Autopilot🤦🏽♂️, I’m glad I saw that degree through.
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Ule Charlatan aliprint screenshots za "inspect html" kama evidence ya "hacking" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Yes and we make fun of these kind of techies when they present ideas that are not technically feasible or oblivious of the technical hurdles
Tech is not coding.
You can be in tech and not write a single line of code your entire life.
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Not to be cocky but I think I absolutely crushed that pitch meeting
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@ArapTilingi
Incomplete dataset how many are vaccinated in their population...... We love extracting dumb conclusions form incomplete datasets
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For the free t shirts
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Strent of de blek pentha
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Ooh I told
@bonifacemwangi
my phone was shitty so we'd take a selfie on his phone and he send it to me.... and he actually did
What’s your favorite interaction you’ve had with a celebrity?
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@_jumaallan
Forget the D, we should send you customer support tickets directly whenever daraja misbehaves 😂😂😂
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I should probably wait for him to text me back , but it's probably why you should never trust a techie who is always wearing in a suit...
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Gatekeeper and the code we literally used to go live on sms is public on GitHub 🤣🤣🤣
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Devs who day dream about leaving tech to go start a farm haven't really thought about labour
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Haha because we use math everyday even to deciding the padding on buttons 🤣🤣
You'll never see a techbro cursing mwalimu wa math. Hao engineers wote hukua na akili timamu.
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Our TechBro proving her really knows his terminal!!!
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Flossin Mauwano
If Batman was situated in Nairobi , which villain is he fighting off first ?
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The funny thing here is the kenyans in the comments who think hitler would have liked them 😂😂😂
Westlands...Is wildin'! This, is a matatu emblazoned with the 'Fuehrer's' visage, complete with swastikas...As I was taking the pics, the crew had already been arrested by law enforcement and traffic cops, your guess is as good as mine as to why they were busted!
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It’s been a pretty good month.
October photo dump 🤲🏾
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There's more incentive to runs things better when people are paying tickets for a thing vs volunteers running everything from one big company's budget
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If you never knew the role ihub played giving a space to techies....keep your hot takes to yourself..... there's an art form to being contrarian
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A startup isn't a small company, it's an experiment to figure out a new business model that can be repeatable at scale, raising money doesn't guarantee success, it's a runway to fund that specific experiment to get to a repeatable business model
Many startups " raised " serious capital $2 or $3B which is Ksh 2.8B to Ksh4.5B with loads of fanfare and booooom in less than 2 or 3 years they close shop.
Talk of 👇👇
🎯Sendy ?
🎯Food tech venture Kune Foods?
🎯Electric vehicle (EV) taxi brand Nopea ?
🎯Kune Foods?
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@Twickta
If you actually read a book at times you'd know the difference between your ignorance and bs...because it translates the opression to other areas, Like black youth marijuana convictions vs cover stories on white "weed entrepreneurs"
It's unprofessional when black vs cool on white
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Just tell us you don't know back propagation, gradient descent and or logistic regression
AI is basically conditional statements...
change my mind
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Ma'am how did that piece legally move to the center of the board
The plan was to slaughter the king but it ended in other things
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If you think Nairobi wimminz are hot at Archives....ebu kaa java facing the stairs
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Haha the IEBC looks like you just download zipped JSON files that are password protected....😂😂 Hawajui acess tokens ..
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You aren't a "diversity hire", because you are less qualified, it's because bias in the ecosystem has been skewed against qualified people like you from your gender, race, orientation e.t.c
That said , yes your conversations should be more technical , displaying your skills
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The lesson today is hang around developers,the higher you go the more people now nothing about what they are talking about nor do they have the engineering skills
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