Kitui’s Daughter
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Indian Food and Cocktails. Books. Politics and Governance. Thinker and Creator. Finance. Daughter of Kitui, Kenya.
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I learn little random facts and historical bites every day that I think y’all would find interesting. So I’ll start a thread of all of them and pin them on my profile. Here goes randomness. 👇🏾👇🏾
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As a woman, you also need money to date someone. Fluidity makes the relationship fun and balanced. You need to have fuel money, Uber money, treat him once in a while, buy him thoughtful gifts and be able to reciprocate what he does for you even if you don’t really need to.
Unpopular relationships opinions that would get you in this position?
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It’s okay for people to be given everything by their parents - cars, houses, a job, a business - there’s no glory in suffering to get ahead, If you can inherit it, take it with pride!
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Next week: “We want to hit the ground running this year…”
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Marry the nice guy. The consistently kind man who shows genuine care and is intentional in his actions. The one who doesn't make you guess or beg. All other things (looks, money, bed-breaking sex etc) can be learned, earned and fixed but a good heart is hard to find and/or fake.
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“Hizi vitu utafanya mpaka uchoke nazo” was pretty solid advice
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When you vote against dynasties only to end up with ‘Office of the First Daughter’
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Nice to know they watch us get robbed in 4K.
Screens used to monitor different situations across the country at the National Police Service HQ
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That girl talking about simping has made me miss that brand of love. Like when you used to love a man and allow yourself to drop your common sense, be obsessed! These days, when you enter the talking stage you put on the full Armor of God 😂 Breastplate and shield sana sana🤭
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Fantana had the biggest platform to promote her music and brand - but used 9 episodes to kiss Diamond and fight Zari. Luis was right, I fear.
#YoungFamousAndAfrican
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a) Unpopular because the gospel on social media is that women should not lift a finger but have high standards.
b) I added “even if you don’t need to” because some men prefer to take care of all things financial…it is something you should want to do even in such cases.
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These girls saa hii wanakunywa Gilbey's kama dereva wa 2NK. 😂😂
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A girl shosho
Ndio nimetoka baby girl treatment on my sexy fingure nails 😍
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Nanyuki hotels and getaways are priced like it's a town in actual Britain.
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Nairobi restaurants are not playing with interiors at this point!
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Close your laptop beloved… your governor is not working, why are you?
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Government of the baddies. By the baddies. For the baddies.
Governor Sakaja announces the construction of a night club in Uhuru Park
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@Zanel3_Mthethwa
You just did those things for the wrong person, someone who didn’t want you. Who wasn’t good to you.
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Found a cute Cafe in Kilimani to work in this afternoon ☺️
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Mimi Nairobi sipei mtu mwengine relationship advice. 3 weeks nimelia na huyu. Tukachoma vitu za bae. Tukamblock. Tuka trash talk kila mtu wa kwao. Now tell me why I met them yesterday at Oyster Bay wakikiss?? 😭😩 Wasted energy! Yenye hata sina!
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And everyone is allowed to have periods in their lives where they are not financially stable - I’m just saying, it is more fun when both of you can trick on each other.
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If we are being 100% honest - Isaac only chose Khanya coz he wanted to sleep with her. A ‘hot’ babe. He just got pissed that she turned out to be a witch and Ruth got hers. 😅 That’s why he is really salty.
#TheUltimatumSouthAfrica
#TheUltimatumSA
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I have seen a lot of audacity... but Babu Owino calling Dj Evolve's mother 'his mum' and saying how close they'd become due to 'unfortunate circumstances' has to be the biggest and dumbest.
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Saa hii Nairobi ukiacha mlango wazi by mistake utapata watu wa Paint and Sip wamesha set up.
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Nkateko’s mom is Khanya’s biggest opp and I stand by her in every word!
#TheUltimatumSA
#TheUltimatumSouthAfrica
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When you wake up everyday remember to curse the guy who tagged KRA in a post meant to help flood victims. The business was ambushed the next day and refused to help further.
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“Maandamano will affect business” coming from people who have been struggling to get clients all month is wild.
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Boy Math = Acting like a modern man while wanting a traditional woman with a modern education and money but traditional beauty with a modern aesthetic while wanting modern financial responsibilities but traditional benefits.
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Aiden just needed a job, a cheque - that couple was stable AF. You cannot trick me!
#TheUltimatumSA
#TheUltimatumSouthAfrica
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Men who deserve the PS5
1. Men who remember birthdays, anniversaries and special events
2. Men who say "usipike, nakuja na nyama."
3. Men who ask if you got home.. actually who pay for the uber.
4. Men who ask to meet on Sunday afternoon si kila siku 'uko?'
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When you've taught your children proper values of kindness, hardwork, honesty etc and not spoil them when they are kids, you give them the above when they are already old enough to exhibit these values - I see no problem with giving them every advantage you can in life.
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One day I will tell you guys how I used to date a DJ in campus and only found out he was cheating when he got on the mic at an event, to dedicate a song to "his special lady" and 3 of us wiminz in the crowd screamed. Wueh... haha per person sharing innit. 💉💉
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Unpopular opinion but cuddling all night is so uncomfortable and impractical 😭😭
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“Women have been doing this for years.” Exactly. We are saying the same thing then!
It is fun when you have money to also do a lil something for the mans. No one said pay their rent 🤭
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And remember girlies… don’t pay for dates with talking stages! This is for healthy relationships; boyfriends and husbands please✌🏾
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One day let’s talk about the scam that is “Free medical camps” or “Free Screening”. When I worked in the medical NGO space I quickly realized how it’s all a business of selling data to international Big Pharma companies. Anonymized and well tailored to whatever info they need.
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Aki Waluhya why do you walk around listening to news on your phones kwa barabara. Kwanza ni loud speaker. Mnaonanga nini itafanyika Kenya between your house na stage ?? 😂😂
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Nimemiss kuraruliwa kama receipt ya balance kwa ATM.
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Larry Madowo’s new accent is throwing me off a little bit.
“Meeii mehiu in Rif Velli”
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Don't have kids. 😭
I was given this fees structure for my 3 year old and I -
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Someone said Nairobi’s drainage system is Evaporation.
A littu Nairobi rain and suddenly tuko water front view 🥲 this city has no drainage
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Being broke/struggling does not automatically make someone hard working or entrepreneurial. Might even be counterproductive to motivation and growth.
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… Fenty be found within our borders.
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Girlies, I’m giving you until Sunday night to watch The Ultimatum - South Africa before we DISCUSS.
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Ukitoa Mint leaves na Ice Cubes kwa cocktail za Nairobi.
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Muthoni The DrummerQueen should be given Kenya to run!!!
#BlanketsAndWine
was so well organized. Lit afternoon/night - by midnight wazee tuko nyumbani. And the security!?? There was well-lit ample parking with 16,000 guards everywhere. Sound and Setup 💋Perfect.
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10K fuel from Nairobi to Kapsabet on a Toyota Landcruiser V8 is wild business 😭😭😭 And we’ve gotten here with barely anything left.
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#RHONairobi
please can we get the ladies doing their lives, running their businesses, taking care of their families?? Every day feathers, lashes and lace fronts?? 😭😭 No.
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@RelebogileM
And also let DNA be compulsory and if you are found to be the father, legally it should be made a federal crime to abandon that child. Punishable by prison time.
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Raise your hand if you already knew Nonku’s “not feeling well” was actually a hangover
#RHODurban
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Being attractive will get you things… let nobody tell you any different. Man or Woman. It will help with work, upgrade your romantic partner options and how you are treated. It’s great to be kind and intelligent but if you can, become fucking hot too. Let’s work on our bodies!😩
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Being born into a rich family
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I'm telling my kids this was the Goldenberg Scandal. 😓😓
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@Zanel3_Mthethwa
No one said care for men… he needs to carry the larger share and this should only be done to a man who has proven his genuine care for you, then you reciprocate in measure. Not any Simon on the street who takes you for a date.
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I wonder how it feels to listen to your ex(es) talk about your relationship in a public setting. YouTube, Twitter (X), Podcasts etc. Seems triggering. You can’t respond or have a conversation in real-time. So you just listen to your weaknesses being broadcasted for the world? 😭
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Just remembered this government made the meteorology department apologize for predicting heavy rainfall and flooding 😭😭 They publicly antagonized and dismissed their predictions 😭
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Hmmm. Every time there’s a scandal involving Mr. Self Aware Depth Woke British Bachelor… I start to think there’s a lot we don’t know about him. But we are slowly getting to find out.
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@BM_202
Oh this one 😩😩 Now the problem is meeting men who take advantage of women’s generosity to take a back seat and give bare minimum. Gotta stay vigilant.
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I was shocked to even find out in a lot of marriages, the men stop having sex with their wives first. Or if they do - it’s nut and go. 😅 Anaacha tu kukushika, kukiss… I grew up thinking women “hunyimana” but turns out women are very sexual.
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I used to think these picnics were so expensive! Until I found a plug (Picnics by the Dam on Instagram) - she did all this for me at KES 4000 including kila kitu for 4 PAX. I’m about to abuse this aesthetic 🥹😍☺️ Excuse me while I pour myself a glass of bubbly. 🥂
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I just quit my job today.... still literally shaking. Mko? 😫
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Hey Africa Twitter, I'm looking for 9 young mothers (22 - 29) to join me in writing a pregnancy journal that highlights the peaks and pits of pregnancy, advice, reviews etc. It will be a 10 chapter short story book, each mom with her own chapter with a sense of humour. PLEASE RT
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So according to KRA - you pay 200K for tickets so you can come sell 3 bottles of perfume?? This needs to be clarified and straightened out before it gets out of hand. What is ‘personal effects’ and what is taxable…
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“Mzee… gari yangu imeharibika”
“Najuaaaa”
Are you old enough to know what I’m talking about? 🤭
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If your friend gives you business, a gig or refers you to a job - it’s common sense “kurudisha mkono”. It can be money or a gift but it should be done.
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So… we ended up spending 28K on fuel back and forth including errands within Eldoret… Still think it’s efficient?
10K fuel from Nairobi to Kapsabet on a Toyota Landcruiser V8 is wild business 😭😭😭 And we’ve gotten here with barely anything left.
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#PresidentialResultsKe
DID YOU KNOW: you can accept the results even if your candidate doesn't? We're that powerful. 🙌
#KenyaDecides
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Kiambu Road hata uamke saa nane ya usiku ukimbie tu kwa barabara kuna Prado itakuoverlap.
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@Mollage_
😂😂 I fell for this and bought 20Kgs… ended up being the most generous neighbor. Ata ukikuja kwangu kueka units unatoka na 1 cup of rice
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Mejja should be in charge of our budget as a country. 10/10 financial planning.
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Does Vera really think her husband is the prize? For real? Calling Sonal a baby momma when her husband has two other children with different women? Audacity was on sale today.
#RHONairobi
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Okay, bring your businesses for me to promote on this tweet so we can all spoil each other.
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Every Kenya artist needs to study
@RealShinski
. Pure professionalism and class. He gave a performance like his rent was due!
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Went for a road trip only to be stopped by CID on the Meru Highway. He was driving a stolen car and didn't seem surprised at all. 😱😱
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But using 4 billion a month for tea and 10 billion in prayer meetings THEN going to tell Drs, people who save lives, to live within their means is some REPULSIVE VOCATION!!! 🥴(Yes I used the corporate version of nasty work)
#DoctorsStrikeKE
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But
@blanketsandwine
@muthoniDQ
on a serious note, now that my tweet is being used on your promos… I would love a pair of complimentary tickets nikuje na mtu wangu so I can tweet again 🥹🥹 I have an outfit 😅
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24 & 25 is that nightmarish age where one day you've figured it out, your future looks bright and have the motivation of 10 Wakandan warriors then the next day you're lost, scared that you're not doing enough - that you'll end up broke, unhappy and alone. 😧
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Yesterday I went to see a psychiatrist and let me tell you Maina, Mental Healthcare is too expensive. I paid 4,400 for a 45-minute consultation and 8,600 for medication. What do poor people do? Where do they go? 😭😭
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One thing I like about men? They are equal opportunities heartbreakers. Baddies, Kienyejis, Girl Bosses, Thick or Skinny, Tall or Short… Doctors or Mama Mboga… Beyonce or Msupa S. We will all be shown dust. Hawabagui hawa wanyama. I don’t agree with it but I respect it.
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