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She’s the only one we can trust to get to the bottom of the Kate Middleton saga
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@vikushavas
I promise you will have more fun living in NYC than you will in Cincinnati, Ohio
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@human_clickbait
I got to the final stage of an interview for a French nonprofit and I would’ve started with 30😭😭 the salary was low af though
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@16ho3s
The worst part is that it has its own penn station one stop away from new york’s penn station
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@quenblackwell
Why do you guys ask logistical questions about euphoria nothing is logical😭😭 what high school would allow that to be put on like nothing in that show makes sense
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@blizzy_mcguire
Are u guys wearing shorts?? I’m kinda torn because it’s gonna be cold in the morning but warm by the afternoon
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@_OPIUMFARMER
@VisibleThing
@honeym0000n
Antipsychotic medications help clear up delusions pretty fast. She needs to see a psychiatrist
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@alyssalimp
When my grandmother died in 2005, my mom and aunt cleaned out her refrigerator and found a thing of cottage cheese that expired in the summer of 1974. 1974
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@DanDeBrak
I honestly and sincerely don’t think this is true??? The West Coast wildfires and even the Australian wildfires were the
#1
news story nationwide for weeks…. anything related to the climate crisis is pretty big now
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@RealCandaceO
One day, we will look back and study the impact of this tweet.
Not the person who wrote it of course, because we already knew she was a dumbass, but rather how 2.6M people went on to die after it was written.
This tweet aged like a carton of sour cream left out in the hot sun.
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@jacketlunch
my favorite video of his is the one where he was like “it’s so hard being a gay republican because liberals hate me for being a republican and republicans hate me for being gay” well baby one of those is a choice that’s easy to fix 😭
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@plasterofparris
can we just acknowledge this is a lot better than ur extended conservative family talking about how much they love trump
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@Vanessid
Have you thought about seeing a psychiatrist? Or at least going outside for a walk
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@ArmandDoma
You’re not kidding literally every couple is an Asian girl and a guy who might be somewhere on the spectrum from Irish Catholic to Jewish
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@osamabishounen
@ettingermentum
I literally cannot imagine how far right you have to be to be further right than the current government of Israel
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@MichaelaOkla
to be fair the whole point of the movie was that Elle was very smart and nobody gave her credit for it bc she was hot
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@zei_squirrel
Singapore is so evil man you talk to people from there and they act like they are above washing dishes or cleaning a toilet😭 regular people in every single other rich country manage to work and take care of their house/children simultaneously but they act like it’s too hard
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@calebsaysthings
my favourite thing about this is that it’s taken almost 2 months to hear a story about one weekend
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@AnthonyBLSmith
Tuesday afternoon at 2:30 PM is the most hopeless time of the week like it’s just utter despair
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@PopBase
Wasn’t the point that she was super young when rachel was born and gave her up for adoption because she couldn’t take care of her ?? Like i get it but they wanted the mom to look young on purpose
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@jeremyherb
This is the most petty notice from a political agency i’ve ever seen☠️☠️ someone isn’t looking forward to being unemployed
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@ettingermentum
It doesn’t even matter, this is literally just Jews in congress????? I don’t even think a single one of these people are Israeli citizens
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@SenatorLoeffler
I cannot believe, in the election with the most corrupt president ever i n history, that y’all are trying to paint the OTHER candidate as corrupt to win. It’s truly, astonishingly incredible
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@Potatochippzz
@SaeedDiCaprio
Listen to the podcast “You’re Wrong About” episode “Sinead O’Connor with Allyson McCabe” I literally just listened to it 2 days ago (which is so weird) and totally changed my perspective on her
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@franklinleonard
hate to break this to you but Hurricane Sandy was a Category 1 when it hit New York and New Jersey and people still lost power for a month and it cost billions of dollars in flooding damage
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@ettingermentum
Probably because California is nice and interesting and Florida is a humid Christofascist dictatorship
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@tyler02020202
Ozempic has very few side effects, is well-tolerated, and isn’t addictive - not the same thing as stimulants at all
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@umichvoter
Mark this tweet, I genuinely feel like Gretchen Whitmer will be the first woman president
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@BlighttownNIMBY
@ettingermentum
Idk - Mizrahim were mostly violently expelled from Arab countries within the last two generations. I feel like they probably grew up with more stories of Arabs being “out to get them”. Not saying it’s right, but there’s like a personal vendetta there
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@janelynne
@funder
um, please don’t invite the people of Florida to leave their state. sincerely, someone from *up north*
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@ChristianWalk1r
This in addition to whatever he did to your mom. Stand up guy really! I see where you get your charm from
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@phonecianprnces
@salmawysalma
You can think that Israelis are colonizers and that Ashkenazi Jews are white Polish people if you want, but Mizrahi and Sephardic Jews (60% of the Israeli population) aren’t. They’ve literally only ever been Middle Eastern. So this doesn’t make any sense to get upset about
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@KeepAmericaFre4
@NYGovCuomo
@Sept11Memorial
It was never his decision. DeBlasio nor Cuomo had anything to do with it. The PRIVATE museum said they could not safely operate the event and so now the state is offering their assistance to ensure it happens on the governor’s directive.
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@JeffTMiller1031
@NYGovCuomo
ICU admissions & use of ventilators are going down pretty dramatically in NY. We also received a lot of donations from other states & countries so hopefully this means we didn’t have to use all of them... I doubt they would give up ventilators if we were still in desperate need
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Proudly voted for
@DarrigoMelanie
today! Let’s get NY-03 the progressive congresswoman we deserve 💪🏻💪🏻
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@90sSuccubus
@mixedmediapaper
this is so true !!!!!!! I have always found it bizarre that memes tweeted especially by white gay / stan twitter are always black people, especially black women
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@Juicysteak117
This tweet was so funny the first time I saw it five years ago. Still funny enough the second time I saw it 3 years ago. Not as funny the third or the fourth. Now the fifth....
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@lohanthony
@EWTN
Ok yeah I’m unfollowing now. I hope you come to realize your true self again eventually.
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@josesatx_
@uncle_ubisoft
@PacharyZhillips
you’re so right. hundreds of years of genocide, slavery, and rape - “it is what it is.” one church getting burned down - nail ‘em to the cross why don’t ya!
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@grovymango
I think about this banh mi from this place in Saigon for at least 10 minutes a day every day. Unreal sensory experience. I can still taste it if i think hard enough
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We should all show up at her house, silently congregate on the front lawn, and then have someone ring the doorbell and say "Trick or treat"
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My aunt couldn't find a confirmation card so she gave me this.....good enough
http://t.co/p80CdVgW2l
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@CaroltheIntern
This is so shocking to me I didn’t realize Starbucks contributed to The International Genocide Fund. calling my reps rn
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@s_sinka
King Kullen or ShopRite, weird local bank that people have their communion/bar mitzvah savings in, Chinese place and massage parlour that probably serves as a prostitution front
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Uk you're in Syosset when the girls go from watching oth to gossip girl to 90210 in one month
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Thanks for electing me as freshman secretary!!!!!! I promise I'll lower your taxes & home prices
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@zei_squirrel
not to mention Singaporeans make like $10,000 USD a month on average and they pay their “”helpers”” like $500 a month which essentially entraps them into slavery bc the city is so unbelievably expensive
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@CNNPolitics
@cnnbrk
Forgive my skepticism but yesterday they told us he had mild symptoms and was doing well, and now they’re telling us yesterday he had a 103 fever, heart palpitations, and was on oxygen, but TODAY he’s doing well. Hm.
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If you're looking for a good slutty Halloween costume for next year go as Geometry it covers everything but not what's actually important
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@MaxVeritas7
@AFPFactCheck
she was literally born in the united states. it doesn’t matter if her parents were martians she’s a native born american lol
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@BeijingPalmer
Ah yes it specifically mentions American women moving to France, where the men are famously not sexist or toxic at all
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@Barahmeh
Stop using Jewish people whose lives may actually be in danger as a political prop challenge
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@PopCrave
Can u stop posting about this i literally don’t even follow u and it keeps coming up on my tl
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@amyliztweets
After having lived abroad for over 5 years, Americans simply do not understand how much the rest of the world struggles in comparison, even in other “rich” countries. You are not living paycheck to paycheck if your monthly expenses include a 2023 Honda Pilot with $37,000MSRP
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@BarackObama
Do you see how easy it is for me to
#StealYourGirl
? How can you run a COUNTRY??? Smh.
http://t.co/JauW31FwYh
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@halaljew
@Naber216
Right but if I’m following the logic of many people on this app, the 435,000 Yemeni Jews living in Israel are supposed to go.. back to Yemen? After Israel “falls”? A country that expelled them previously and currently harbors immense hatred for them? That’s the plan, right?
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@sadgirlhend
I flew on the Saudi Arabian national airline recently and they played this before we took off lmao😭😭 diametric opposite vibes
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@TheM0fOPrincess
@ChristianWalk1r
Probably because he’s been travelling around the country for ridiculous hearings and meeting with hundreds of people not wearing a mask or following any protocols. It’s a really easy answer
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@AngelaBelcamino
@NYGovCuomo
New York has been vaccinating all adults 18+ with pre-existing conditions for a month and a half, Florida has gone by age alone.... just saying.
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