LizaMinnelliOutlives
@LiZaOutlives
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The legendary Liza Minnelli will outlive us all.
Joined February 2020
Liza Minnelli has outlived the East Wing of The White House. Demolition crews partially tore it down to begin construction of Donald Trump's $250 million ballroom, a vanity project.
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Liza Minnelli has outlived former Congressman George Santos’s time in prison. The serial liar will sashay outta there after Trump commuted his sentence.
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Liza Minnelli has outlived Prince Andrew's titles due to his links to Jeffrey Epstein. He will remain a prince - but will cease to be the Duke of York. His ex-wife will now be known as Sarah Ferguson, and no longer the Duchess of York.
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Liza Minnelli has outlived Sean 'Diddy' Combs's freedom. The former rap mogul has been sentenced to over 4 years in prison.
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Liza Minnelli has outlived Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban’s relationship. The two have separated after 19 years of marriage.
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Liza Minnelli has outlived Eric Adams’s re-election campaign. The Mayor of New York City has dropped out of the race.
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Liza Minnelli has outlived Jimmy Kimmel’s suspension. He will return to the air tomorrow.
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Liza Minnelli has outlived Charlie Kirk, the ultra-conservative media personality.
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Liza Minnelli has outlived legendary fashion designer Giorgio Armani.
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Liza Minnelli has outlived rumors of Donald Trump’s demise. He is alive (although maybe not well) and is currently playing golf, as usual.
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Liza Minnelli has outlived Heidi Gardner’s time at Saturday Night Live. She is the fourth cast member to leave the show this week following Devon Walker, Emil Wakim and Michael Longfellow.
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Liza Minnelli has outlived Cracker Barrel’s new logo. The restaurant is getting rid of it after an irrational public outcry.
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Liza Minnelli has outlived Taylor Swift's single-gal life. The mega-star is now engaged to Travis Kelce. The lawyers negotiating their massive pre-nup will become very rich.
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Liza Minnelli has outlived Lyle Menendez’s hopes to released from prison. Like his brother Erik, he has been denied parole.
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Liza Minnelli has outlived MSNBC's name. The channel will soon become MS NOW, short for My Source for News, Opinion, and the World.
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Liza Minnelli has outlived the day-long wait for Taylor Swift to announce the release date for “The Life of a Showgirl,” her new album. It will drop on October 3rd.
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