History Falls Apart
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Believe in yourself. It's never too late to start over.
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In the beginning, Trump already smelled.
@historyfalls
has the exclusive.
#GodMadeTrumpSmell
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Tuesday is the only poll that matters. Please vote.
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Our film about Rudy Giuliani's stalemate at Four Seasons Landscaping
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The Geneva Conventions effectively designate actions designed to deprive civilians of water as a war crime.
Pass it on.
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Devin is bad, but meet his lawyer Steve Biss. He’s a buffoon, but clowns are terrifying. He harasses families. He destroys college funds & retirements. He places real people in real danger. For sport. This isn’t a game. You may be next. Unless we stop him and his shadowy patrons.
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Oh to be a fly on the wall when Steve Bannon gets only one shirt in prison.
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Take a moment to watch this update from
@kathygriffin
. Please retweet and send your love to Kathy as she continues to inspire us with courage, grace, and humor. ❤️
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Trump didn't ask Brad Raffensperger to count EVERY vote. He instructed him to add exactly ONE vote more than he needed to win. The number 11,780 is a smoking gun.
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@gregolear
@RandPaul
Obamagate (noun) /oʊˈbɑməˌɡeɪt/
1. The discovery that sometimes the FBI briefs the POTUS on enemies of the US.
2. Pearl clutching about the former.
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🎥 Grinch, Oogie Boogie, Scut Farkus, Mr. Potter, Krampus, the Wet Bandits, and Hans Gruber got nothing on apex Christmas villain Donald Trump.
@historyfalls
presents A Christmas Carol. 🎥
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Our film about Laura Boebert hating puppies
(Thanks to
@LaraElinVO
and
@TobyMorton
for the eleventh-hour assist)
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Scoundrels v. Turnstiles: The Musical
SOUND UP.
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🎥New film from
@historyfalls
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Can Ronna McDaniel save the GOP before it's too late? Let's find out as Donald Trump and Ron DeSantis head to couples counseling!
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She’s counting on you to protect her body as well as her spirit. Please be fierce for her. Please vote.
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🎥
@historyfalls
remembers who really called for the weaponization of DOJ to prosecute his enemies without due process. Do you?
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Peter Doocy gets owned more than Alsace-Lorraine
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At least socialism is older than 17
Matt Gaetz on Newsmax: "I'm not focused on scandal. I'm focused on socialism."
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Manchin prefers the Revised Revised Standard Version
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@SketchesbyBoze
Is there any greater feeling when your babies settle into a new home? This is my upstairs library. About 5000 volumes. 6000 downstairs
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BREAKING 🎥: Donald Trump responds to
#TrumpIndictment
and
#Transformers
in a fiery, flummoxed fit.
@historyfalls
has the exclusive.
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Hate to pull rank as an expert on Ice Age archaeology. But I'd just point out there were NO taxes and NO governments for millennia after the Pleistocene. It was mostly makeshift shelters built with stacked copies of Atlas Shrugged,
Marjorie Taylor Greene: “You’re going to tell me that back in the Ice Age, how much taxes did people pay, and how many changes did governments make to melt the ice?” (
@acyn
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Will you help Sarah McLachlan find a forever home for Kevin McCarthy before he pulls a full Fantine?
@historyfalls
has the scoop on the weaker speaker's walk of shame. 🎥
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@JackPosobiec
@mattgaetz
Breaking: Credibly accused rapist offers lukewarm support for credibly accused statutory rapist
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Meghan McCain 2017-2021.
A weary world mourns a fallen princess no one wanted to rescue from outer space.
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Trump’s new lawyer Steven Biss, who made his bones suing
@devincow
and
@nunesalt
, not only reps
#YachtCocaineProstitutes
trendsetter Devin Nunes, but also Flynn, Patel, Bongino with totally not sketchy secret backers. Rumors of hookers, Pizzagate, and QAnon connections abound.
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Steve Bannon is getting a pardon for NOT building the wall?
Our film takes a heartfelt look back on the Wall That Wasn't...
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Our film about Biden and Putin’s kegger in Geneva with a very special appearance by Devin Nunes. Many thanks (as always) to the all-powerful voice of RT News
@LaraElinVO
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Our film about the QAnon Shaman having second thoughts
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If testicular self-care is good enough for Tucker Carlson...
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@DevinCow
@BillOReilly
Remember that time when Obama told Americans that they had nothing to lose by snorting cocaine to deaden an unprecedented virus?
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Vladimir Putin joins Joe Rogan to promote trendy new Covid remedy made from Ukrainian oil and corpse bits
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@TheRickWilson
If erection lasts longer than the Confederacy, consult your physician immediately.
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Pat Robertson urges nursing home staff to stop serving lima beans, bring back polka night, and abolish the Thirteenth Amendment.
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We have the exclusive omitted testimony!!! Retweet!!
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The Former Guy responds to Cassidy Hutchinson with all the rhetorical decorum of Long Dong Silver falling onto a bicycle crossbar.
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San Marino braces for retaliatory measures against its bus stop.
That face when San Marino, population 33,938, goes on your shitlist
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When will Florida address the smutty heterosexual housewives books in their public schools?
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On the day of his last speech in Congress, we bid a fond adieu to the incomparable defoliator and orgy buzzkill Madison Cawthorn.
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Our 7th-grade science teacher said don't worry about Soviet missiles because our eyeballs will melt before we know what's what and our Mad Magazines had nuclear winter foldouts and you wonder why we GenXers eat popcorn during your boomer vs. zoomer tête-à-têtes. Fear us.
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On this, Devin Nunes’ least favorite holiday, we wish the nation’s agricultural hospice a very merry World Day to Combat Desertification & Drought. But is the science settled?
“There is big water, ocean water,” Mr. Nunes argues, “Mitochondria is the powerhouse of freedom.”
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There are bills moving through GOP state legislatures to criminalize travel out of state for reproductive procedures banned in their home states. Who knows if this will survive judicial review? But the worst-case scenarios call for arresting women when they return home.
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No, but he does wear a coat
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Senator John Kennedy shares the steamy story he never thought would happen to him.
@historyfalls
has the lurid look-see! 🎥
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Our old Trump crime family film holds up okay, yeah?
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Newly discovered John Eastman memo outlines how the vice president could install Justin Guarini as American Idol
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Mike Lindell voted Most Likely to Conceal Zombie Bite (Class of 79)
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@DevinCow
@jasfile
@annkillion
@sfchronicle
Words that don't appear in the Bible: vaccine, exemption, religion
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Our exclusive audio from shocking Trump Kennedy meeting
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Devin is still making lawfare on the herd even as he puts himself out to pasture. Ask yourself why. The suits were never meant to be won … only to sow fear and reap millions. What do fellow Steve Biss clients like Flynn, Patel, McGibbon, et al. have in common? Follow the stupid.
Outgoing Rep. Devin Nunes is still trying to sue the writers behind anonymous Twitter accounts that pose as a cow and his mother.
It does not look like he will let up on this or other suits when he starts as the CEO of Trump’s social media venture.
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The grass is always greener on the other side of the foul line
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2065 years ago today, the Senate mustered enough votes to quash Mitch McConnell's filibuster.
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Let's draw a parallel here. Only zoomers and younger millennials know what it's like to go to school with active shooter drills. That empathy gap fuels generational wedges in our electoral outreach. We're all traumatized by different lived experiences. That's what binds us.
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The GOP considers post-natal children expendable means to a short-penised gunslinger society — much the same way they consider slavery and genocide acceptable expenses in the defense of "Western Civilization."
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