A girl on TikTok just said she is wearing her aunts vintage top from the early 2000’s and I’m dead.

Is this the same NFL that black listed Colin Kaepernick for taking a knee? #SuperBowl #Kendrick

Being 43 is thinking you’re soooooo smart but also realizing that you could actually be totally stupid. Life comes at you fast, kids!

i do think it's interesting that i rarely if ever see a super attractive man with an unattractive (or even mid!) woman but i frequently see the reverse, hard to believe that women have an inflated view of their own hotness

"men just don't care about those things" and it's just a list of all of the little things that weave together the social fabric of society, and then we wonder out loud why men are lonely.

Just tried to double tap a real life book because I liked what I read and the robots have won.

This year I don’t want to sit at the adult table or the kids table. I want to sit on the floor with the pets.

How many calories in 6 mini bags of gummy bears leftover from Halloween? Asking for a friend.

I feel like I’m mentally shutting down and also coming back to life at the same time and it’s weird.

Today I'm going to give it my almost

when i say "i've never been better" i don't mean i'm doing great. i mean i have never recovered

watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would is one of life’s greatest challenges

The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you

I accidentally told my boss I loved him while getting off the phone so if anyone needs me I’ll be walking directly into the ocean.

We all have that one mug that turns into absolute molten lava in the microwave.

My toxic trait is I get JOMO. Joy of missing out.

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing

Y’all sick for making Mike Tyson stay up to fight 4 hours after his bedtime.

um, i’m fine? lmao i’m literally doing great, that’s why i’m logging 6 hours per day on the petfinder app

Went out in public and it was horrible. Every single person is a suspect.

Cinnabon should be free for women today.