taylor garron
@taylorgarron
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whenever i see a cybertruck in person it feels like someone’s pranking me.
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*youth pastor voice* i know of another brown 33 year old man who people can look to as a savior.
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i’m sorry, it’s crazy that they decided to de-extinct the direwolf and not the dodo….
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i can tell immediately whether someone watched animal planet as a child.
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Kendrick Lamar is rumored to have a "BIG SURPRISE" for the Super Bowl 👀. (Via HITSDD)
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look at that name…i know exaaaaactly what this dog’s ancestors were doing in the 1960s
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um, i’m fine? lmao i’m literally doing great, that’s why i’m logging 6 hours per day on the petfinder app.
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okay so what’re y’all wearing to the decline and fall of the american empire? are we doing a lil outfit or just like jeans and a nice top?.
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moo deng catching strays from a zoo who would look at this sweet baby and name her haggis……yeah, watch your mouth.
Moo Deng? Who deng? Introducing… Haggis 🏴. Otto and Gloria have welcomed an ADORABLE pygmy hippo calf! She is doing well, but we’ll be keeping the hippo house closed for the time being so that our expert keepers can keep a close eye on mum and baby at this sensitive time 🦛💛
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listen, i can’t endorse any candidate because my personal values fundamentally misalign with anyone who has made it far enough in partisan politics to be in the running for president. but the truth is the truth: kamala is hot.
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do you think that if a dog did enough shrooms it could develop human speech? i do.
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put some candy out for trick-or-treaters last night, this kid’s costume was really good
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