Melania when she remembers the botched assassination attempt

this might be the best celebration ever 🎉 🏆 #Lionesses #Euro2025

Amazing stuff from the #lionesses so many heroes on the pitch and a genius off it in Sarina Weigman 🏆

Donald Trump is playing golf in Scotland if anyone wants to go along and show their support

very lucky to see the insanely brilliant @wetlegband at the Electric Ballroom

Cole Palmer wishing Donald Trump would get the fuck off the winners podium is glorious 😄 #ClubWorldCup

RT @Stevie_B123: @mrdavemacleod I bet he never met a vowel like U before.

I once watched an episode of Countdown with the genius that is Edwyn Collins.

perfect comedy timing from the Speaker at #PMQs calling Nigel Farage after Starmer promises to go after “the fraudsters, the grifters, the con artists no matter who they are” 😄

if you love The Cure… my indietastic band trainboy are doing a gig with The Incureables, the UK’s *best* tribute to Robert Smith & co - 14th November in London. Come see us! .

RT @mcandidate: no matter what you're going through, just be thankful you're not on this train

if you know who the person is who the Tories have put up for #PMQs this week well done because no one else does

RT @MrBonMot: As it's Summer Solstice I thought I'd be creative at Breakfast!

I’m not sure how your evening is going but I’ve spent the last hour telling ChatGPT what a twat it is.

amazing apology from the Torygraph about their made up story 🫠 I thought it was an amusing tale so that’s a shame

even Tory Deputy PM Chris Philp's shirt collars are in open revolt against him #PMQs

in these hard times it’s nice to have the occasional good news story 🥰

another wee tale of joy 🤩 . these schools could make savings on the skiing trips of course….

some happy news to start your weekend with 🥰

just want to post this to annoy all the wrong people 😙. Arise Sir Sadiq!

just a quick reminder that Elon Musk calling out Donald Trump is brilliant and Donald Trump calling out Elon Musk is brilliant but both are still absolutely massive cunts.