burgermeister roethlisberger
@hamsandcastle
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Doofus leveling up into poindexter
Pittsburgh, PA
Joined March 2009
Everyone at the bar cheering at their Polymarket accounts as I cum in my wife, followed by gasps and screaming as I pull out and cum on her chest instead
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Just found out unc is short for ulcerated tree spirit
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Haha nice leitmotif jackass did your mommy sing it to you (full orchestral theme kicks in, boss health bar appears) oh shit
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Slice on Broadway and it’s not particularly close
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Already have my Strip District Rodgers shirt doused in kerosene to set off at 11 pm
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Stranger Things season 5 should give you a one-time @letterboxd option for a zero star review
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every 2.9 star letterboxd rated takashi miike movie is actually the greatest movie in the world
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If you cut his grilled cheese vertically instead of diagonally at 1159 pm, Stefon Diggs will kill you at midnight
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2026 already off to the strongest start possible
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Gimme some Switch 2 recommendations for my 10 year old, please and thanks
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when i get shot in tf2 i can actually feel it bro i’m not joking
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You didn’t ask but here’s my top 8 of the year anyway
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It's time to point this out again. Shakespeare's prime years. Nothing can match this.
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they should invent a reverse gift card you can give to your enemies. eat shit Ron now you owe Applebee's $50
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