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the world isn't ready for me #TheGentlemanUnleashed
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it would be so funny if on monday december 8th someone gave me a million dollars for no reason
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very high possibility at this point that he has seen this post which i think is awesome
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you should be allowed to marry your male friend in stardew and get him pregnant @ConcernedApe
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it feels like no one crosses their heart and hopes to die anymore
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they said i couldn't go to the glassjaw show and then a local hardcore show 5 days later and i said WATCH THIS
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last minute buying tickets to a show and closely examining the parking lot on google maps >>>
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being in a few big discord servers and forgetting i am in them means occasionally someone with the username cumstain0775 will attempt to add me
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most evil avi ive ever seen on here i got scared and immediately blocked them
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travis kelce it's time to put the football down and focus on your podcast playboy
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i am calm #calm #tranquil
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it's time to settle down and start a family lebron james no more of this basketball nonsense
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if i was an nba player and saw opposing fans sitting courtside id barrel straight into them
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you should be allowed to marry your male friend in stardew and get him pregnant @ConcernedApe
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sometimes it's healthy to dip into the kpop circles and see what sorta mass psychosis is currently unfolding
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I wanted to be a invader zim kid so bad but it was so nasty and loud I had to fake it for emo clout it stressed the fuck out my mom I would see her stiffen up in the kitchen when it came on like someone was shooting deer outside
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all i'm saying is saturn had to have a good reason for devouring his children they probably tasted good af
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just realized scarecrows = scare crows #wow #language
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dawson knox is the most football white guy name of all time
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it's so interesting that guild wars 1 has an entire dedicated community that never leaves the tutorial it's like they're on some peter pan never grow up type shit
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