@MelBrooks @Karaszewski @carlreiner Dare I say it?

Carson Beck does Carson Beck shit.

Suck it Miami... #NationalChampionship

Yeah imagine an administration putting pressure on a television channel to fire a comedian they didn’t like.

Wife with her mother in hospice care. My grandson is questioning who is in charge here with his Noey MIA. I said, me. He disagrees. He thinks that he, his brother, and his uncle are. I always thought the invention of democracy was sacred, until a 5 year old did it. #democracy

I mean, they stopped Barkley. #Chiefs #SuperBowlLIX

Soooooo... Ima goin to go lay out my clothes for tomorrow... #SuperBowlLIX

Everyone cool with the refs now? #superbowl

Last great #HalfTimeShow in case you don't remember...

Can we finally admit that live hip hop/rap is just not good. #HalfTimeShow

Let’s get one thing perfectly clear. The Great Los Angeles Fire of 2025 is not a “natural disaster.” Pompeii being covered in lava was a natural disaster. The Dust Bowl of the 1930s was a natural disaster. Hurricane Katrina was a natural disaster. Hurricane Helene was a

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Hey #kansascitystorm wanna buy a set of these?

Revenge of the average, everyday working class American. My reaction to Trump’s crushing victory on @cnn

"This election is something of an indictment on the political information complex. The story that was portrayed was not true. We were just ignoring the fundamentals." Scott Jennings does a flawless job taking down an entire panel of woke CNN hosts.

Why doesn't CNN fact check this? The only way to make this math work is to count 18-20 year old homicide victims as 'children' and to remove all infant deaths under the age of 1.

Check out this wind turbine collapsing in the RFD of a powerful #tornado south of Greenfield, Iowa on the Dominator Drone footage. WATCH: https://t.co/mFmu8L8RVd

I've seen it in northern Canada, but never while drinking bourbon in my own back yard in Indiana. #aurora #NorthernLights #bourbon

If you are drinking #bourbon why aren't you drinking this one? #burningchair #savageandcooke

This is the proper way note OJ's passing...

Seems appropriate to get a head start and repost this now instead of waiting a week. #Purdue