Xander
@gravemistakexxx
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Please lord let this white woman in a ford explorer driving 3 inches from my rear bumper hit me so I can take her insurance for everything it’s worth
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RT @killmefam: Squidward acts like he hates spongebob but deep down he really cares about him and loves him.
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RT @bartlebytaco: i feel tenderness toward him due to his swagged-out character and youthful c’est la vie panache.
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Should’ve never bought a Swedish car wdym I have to remove the gas pedal to change the cabin air filter.
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RT @Skallywag_again: Tarantino’s corpse flying through the Tel Aviv skyline after being bombed.
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RT @_urbancowboy__: Sheer Terror tattoo I’m stoked I got to do! . DM me if you’re looking to get a tattoo in SLC. Your idea or mine 🤝 https….
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RT @RKalland: Every time I pass this billboard I laugh cause someone with a gambling problem is gonna take 80-20 odds all day lmao https://….
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