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How to evade a dating app ban: A step by step guide

Phone is hella dry lately. Who wants to text?

#FreeAzerbaijan

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You hop on twitter and see untranslatable shit like Yeah groypette foided out when her oomfie trooned it up in the the space last night that shit was turdpilled

#Yofacts #PutExtraSauceOnIt

Coach is gonna kill me when he finds out I’m pregnant

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Coach can fix me

Dad why is there butter in the bathroom

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If I had a son Id shoot him out of a cannon

Free game

The airbags in my car when a semi trailer tbones me

charging my tesla

When I was a kid my dad would shoot beer cans off my head with a pneumatic pin nailer

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Did you hear about the ceasefire thats happening? Breathtaking. Im going to butter up your crease and suck your pussy off the bone

#Gaza #PakistanArmy

Is it gay to dabble in ballsack pussy