Yall get back from the tavern and she unsheaths her bi monthy unwashed coochie meat from 26 layers of garment and you pull out your lambskin condom and create a stink bomb so bad your log house explodes
This is some shit your white homie shows you and he’s like holding his phone and he’s looking at you the whole time waiting for you to laugh and then you shoot nose wind and say “damn that’s crazy“
So you’re telling me we have SIX planets retrograde AND an emotionally healing full moon in Pisces??? That’s insane. Do you have any videos of you throwing ass with flash on?
Son made homemade paper (yes homemade) so he could make a journal for his girlfriend on all the dates they went on the past yr and gave it to her for Christmas….