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Senior Writer/Deputy Editor: @UproxxSports , @DimeUPROXX , #ThePuntcast host. Formerly: @CBSSports ; @ATLHawks . You reach, I teach.
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I've done a lot of trips to Vegas for various sporting events and been to many places on and off the Strip, so I put together a little guide of my favorite sportsbooks to hunker down in for hours, non-books to watch games, and golf courses to escape to
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This is the most gruesome and violent tennis match I've seen in decades of watching the sport, and this is the least of it
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this is one of the few "people forget" posts that i think might be actually true. dwight was insane in orlando.
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aaron rodgers should've done more of his own research on the 49ers defense
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this lady has seen some truly awful things lmao
Season ticket holder since the drought began rings the bell!
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JJ Redick is a great example of how you gotta be a sicko to be a coach. Any normal person would look at a cushy No. 1 analyst gig with two very successful podcasts and say "sweet, I'm set." But this man can't help but think he can fix the Hornets.
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the nba should hold the lottery 30 minutes before the draft
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i do appreciate that bobby bonilla day will end in 2035 and shohei ohtani day will begin in 2034. we love a peaceful transition of power in the deferred money kingdom
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social media managers rt'ing the account they run from their personal account
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Not sure I've ever been more pleased with a headline/photo combination in my career:
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"they have kd, but we have jaden mcdaniels" might go down as an all-time great playoff line with how this series has gone
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it happened
this is the best thing that's ever aired on the fox news channel
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for the right fee it's 100% at yale
Acceptance Rates Of Applicants:
Yale -- 6.3%
LSU -- 73.9%
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burger king should have a somber version of the whopper song they play in commercial breaks after an injury like the fox injury music
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jameis going rogue and calling an inside handoff out of victory formation is the funniest way for this season to end
Dennis Allen said they asked him if Jamaal Williams could get a TD. He said no, he wanted to take a knee. He said the players ran that play anyway. He said Arthur Smith was right to be upset.
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the inside the nba crew has already derailed everything on espn. took 30 seconds for chuck to threaten to whoop stephen a's ass and tell shaq the heat in vegas is practice for when he goes to hell. best to ever do it.
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"evan mobley is the combination of two hall of famers that would make him one of the best players in nba history. i have him 3rd on my big board"
"I had one scout tell me the other night that Mobley is Chris Bosh on offense and Anthony Davis on defense. That’s an NBA superstar. That’s crazy." 🤯
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(Via
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Going to Iowa and saying you want offense over defense is just a terrible job reading the room
“I’m tired of talking about a Department of Defense. I want a Department of Offense,”
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Al Horford: To the windowwwwwwww
Wizards: To the Waaaaalllllllll
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I think I've said this before but I think the funniest thing would be an entire generation of hoopers growing up idolizing Jokic and trying to play like him. Bunch of big kids hoisting one-footed high arcing jumpers and throwing insane passes
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this just unlocked a core memory
This early 2000s Burger King commercial of The King in place of Mo Williams catching the lateral from Randy Moss is one of the greatest of all time.
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what neil fails to account for is that tom cruise is built different
Late to the party here, but In this year’s
@TopGunMovie
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@TomCruise
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He survived with no injuries.
At that air speed, his body would splatter like a chainmail glove swatting a worm. Just sayin’.
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Finally went to the Italian market across the street for lunch and got the meatball sub, which is half a loaf of bread hollowed out, filled with cheese and meat and sauce, and then capped with the bread they took out...for $14 lol. Heaven.
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an absolute all-timer
The Timberwolves want Andrew Wiggins to promise he'll improve before offering a max deal
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get all the gms in the same room, as soon as the lottery is announced they start wheeling and dealing like stock brokers on the floor at wall street.
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there's trouble and there's "posted on the masters tee time board to call your wife" trouble
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i'm dying at this picture. the level of disrespect from the cat to lie down on your pizza is unfathomable
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lebron treating his twitter account with 50 million followers like craigslist is what its all about
Purchased this vintage record(vinyl) player for the crib! Absolutely love it but it needs to be restored! Can anyone in LA help me out. It’s called *Clairtone g2
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this is a god tier no-context graphic. i'm in awe.
Colin Cowherd calls out the Lakers for potentially overpaying Austin Reaves
"Are the Lakers getting delusional because they found him?"
(Via
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ichiro came straight from a limp bizkit show to sign in 2001
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lebron tying his shoelace tighter every time he rolls his ankle is the basketball version of there always being another gear to shift to in the fast and furious franchise
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I can't stop laughing. He's LOOKING AT THE BALL. How do you not realize how far forward you are???
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Steve Nash is gonna have the Nets playing an attacking 4-4-2
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i cannot stop thinking about how deeply disturbing the fan-less hot dog eating contest will be. a bunch of folks housing hot dogs in silence, the only noises being them eating.
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it'd be so funny if this goes to pens and fox moves the world cup to fs1 cause they need to start falcons-saints on time
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one of the great recurring bits is making mark jackson call every warriors championship win
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i too enjoy lifting weights in my short sleeve button down shirt
Excited to share something I’ve been working on for awhile. The Victory Cut Performance shirt! I needed a shirt that was custom made, and could go from the stage, to TV, to the boardroom, to the weight room. Love y’all to check them out:
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dick vitale @'ing big daddy diesel instead of steve nash is absolutely killing me
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[sitting in my recliner, dorito dust on my fingers]: well clearly you just gotta force him left
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First the Tide get rocked and now people are being told not to eat chicken tenders off the road. Terrible 24 hours in Alabama.
Alabama officials warned drivers to not eat chicken tenders that spilled onto the highway after a semi crashed:
"There were some people trying to get the chicken," Josh Summerford, chief deputy for the Cherokee County Sheriff's Office, said.
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"Kawhi, we want to put your name on your PEs, how would you like that to look"
"Times New Roman, proper grammar usage and capitalization."
"Uh, alright"
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Kevin Love at the facility tomorrow with the 2016 Larry OB
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The Kings fan puking on the court was like when smoke appears from the Vatican, signaling a new coach was selected.
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We're now 21 hours from an NBA reporter or media outlet account tweeting some form of "Basketball is back" and 21 hours and 5 minutes from a retraction tweet and apology saying they love and respect the WNBA and didn't mean it.
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also if it's not clear, this isn't a dig. it's a truly "built different" thing going on with just needing that competitive rush.
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your annual reminder that EA would happily pay the players rights fees to make the game again, the NCAA is the one that refuses to let that be the case
Tua says he wants the NCAA Football games to come back. Ahem,
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(H/T
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me, on the left, logging into hbomax to watch oceans 13 again while everyone goes to watch the dragons
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"now they have to do it at home" is a hysterical statement to make
Lue: "I'm not concerned. Like I said, they got to win four games. ... Now they got to go home and try to keep up the same shooting. ... We'll see in Game 3."
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poole was gonna go up for the layup and saw lebron and said "i can live eternal" and cocked it back lol
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i like offer sheets because it's the closest thing we get in sports to a hostage negotiation. i like to imagine kevin pritchard calling james jones and telling him he has 48 hours to find $133 million or else he's not getting his center back
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"damn, 24?!" - kenny pickett
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stetson bennett getting drafted by the denver broncos on day 3 and winning the final two games of next season after they shut down russ feels like destiny
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congrats, you have gotten the thunder to give a switch, a different 6'6 guy with a 7'2 wingspan is now guarding you
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I thought this was some tuna lol. Gave this steak 2 mins a side at 1500 degrees.
Trying this again. I needed to give Steak Twitter something to chew on. Wagyu strip. 18 ounce. 🔥🔥🐮☠️
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are you [dramatic music] THIRTY years old?
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I'd pay good money for a show where Josh Dobbs tries to teach other NFL players about space stuff
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WHY IS NO ON CONCERNED ABOUT JAZZ BEAR STEALING CHILDREN?!
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I still can't get over the Georgia dude that single-handedly blew up an entire kick return unit
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dave chappelle actually invented the analytics revolution in the prince sketch when he whipped the pass to the corner and demanded a lesser player shoot the j
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when you see 30-50 feral hogs are on their way back to your yard
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Ben Simmons suddenly becoming a volume shooter and shooting Philly out of a first round series is, by far, the funniest possible outcome of all of this
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her: come over
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the hardest working mascot in football. this man is DETERMINED to give jags fans some kind of entertainment that the football team cannot provide
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salute to kawhi, who knows it is free dinner szn
"It looks like [Kawhi] is expected to re-sign with the Clippers, but sources informed me that he will listen to other teams."
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[kobe points to the back of his achilles] you want to know how i got these scars
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Jerry Krause: I like that
Michael Jordan: I will destroy it, its family, and everything it loves
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"LeBron, I'm excited to tell you we got a key piece of the Warriors to join you here"
*Magic points to the door as JaVale frustratedly pulls on a push door*
*LeBron gets up and leaves*
Warriors, Lakers, Pelicans and Thunder currently in the mix for
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