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OONTZ OONTZ Celeb, dj, producer vocalist, Psychic for parties booking Angel @sleepinggiantmusic .com mgmt jonhamlin @slntmachine .com

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9 years
YOU GOT TO WORK HARD NOT TO PROVE YOUR ENEMIES WRONG BUT TO SHOW THAT EVERYBODY WHO BELIEVED IN YOU WAS RIGHT.
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UR MANS SCHOOLBOY Q CAME WITH HIS DAUGHTER HAD HER IN A PINK GUCCI SUIT AND HIS HOODIE BEST DRESSED CONTENDER #GRAMMYs
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6 years
"just following up" is the freelancers "what are we"
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@dances
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mans said "no diddy" jp goes "yes diddy nigga this shit is motherfucking real" i fear this man is a rap star of a level i cant even fathom
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They can’t grasp JP being a comfortable bisexual man in his skin
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@dances
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4 years
Choose your fighter
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@dances
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7 years
BUT THE FALCONS WON THE POPULAR VOTE
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6 years
Cardi said “I was covered in dollars now im dripping in jewels”
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@dances
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8 years
YOUR MCM IS GOING TO SXSW TO POST PICS WITH RAPPERS ON THE GRAM WITH THE CAPTON "talked to the big homie he was really feeling the movement"
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@dances
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4 years
they rolling out this election like the life of pablo
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@dances
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10 months
This is what an *illenium concert looks like
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This is what indoctrination looks like…
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@dances
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7 years
U ever feel like U been stuck in a room alone for a few years
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@dances
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3 years
I like that you can draw these wings on any wall and attract whoever is destroying communities
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Going to Williamsburg
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@dances
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3 years
Daft Punk quit because they knew Carnage was going to change house music their work was done As it were
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@dances
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7 years
The stronger and more opinionated The better the pussy
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@dances
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7 years
was really a calm tuesday and chrissy teigen came for johns life using an arthur meme its black history month for god sakes
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@dances
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8 years
LENA DUNHAM IS WRITING AN IMPASSIONED FACEBOOK POST ABOUT WOMANS PRIVACY AFTER KIM KARDASHIANS SNAPCHAT STORY
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@dances
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5 years
Lil Nas X is living proof you can sit on Twitter all day and be successful
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@dances
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6 years
I’m crying at this hurricane tracker graphic and response
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@dances
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5 years
Gucci mane getting more sober and healthy yet still having time to threaten his enemies is inspiring for a lot of us 😍😍😍
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@dances
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4 years
Till you meet again 🙏🏾
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@dances
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5 years
This kid is from the Pennsylvania suburbs And this is exactly the problem with New York City it’s a Disney playground for suburbanites to Act like what they think how city people act
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@dances
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23 days
Blaming the help 😍😍😍😍😍🫡🫡
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I want to apologize for the technical issues with the show tonight. I wanted to come back rly strong and usually I always handle every aspect of my show myself - to save time this was one of the first times I've outsourced essential things like rekordbox bpm's and letting…
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@dances
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@mikehector Juicy J was 37 when he dropped blue dreams and lean There’s always time !!!
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@dances
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7 years
Hey millennial Kids The Bee Gees is what we did coke and had empty sex to before The Weeknd
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11 months
@Younglordsean Yo this is wild
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@dances
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3 years
REASONS WHY YOU WILL NEVER BE DAFT PUNK BECAUSE on some level they truly respected the history and studied black art yall just gonna try to copy some house music from 4 years ago and whatever justice got from them but thats why yall fail every black history month
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@dances
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7 years
I CANT FUCK WITH U PRETEND MILLENNIAL FREAKS IN A PROJECT X GIRLS GONE WILD EDM HETERO FANTASY WORLD I HANG OUT WIT NIGAS THAT DO GAY SHIT
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@dances
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1 year
🧑🏾‍💻okay let’s explore this Basquiat was a prolific graffiti artist tagging where everyone could see Basquiat was on tv shows hit every art party possible He sold postcards on the street daily in the most popping cultural hot bed He’s the biggest clout chaser he’d be down
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Imagine telling Basquiat he has to post during a certain time of day and feed into the rules of social media. needs to put more content on his TikTok. This shit lame as hell.
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@dances
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3 months
@jacquesgreene Jacques Atonoff!!!!!
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@dances
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7 years
The fact that trump wakes up and tweets about all his enemies Like a SoundCloud rapper before they smoke weed
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@dances
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5 years
@Judnikki They could have at least called in Rachel Dolezal to do her hair
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@dances
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6 years
I hate to say this but Kanye shouldn’t have dropped out of college Not that college teaching would fix these things BUT HONESTLY THESE ARE THE CONVOS STUDENTS HAVE HIGH IN THE QUAD OR AFTER AN ART SHOWING WITH FREE WINE YOU SHOULD HAVE WORKED THIS OUT 20 YEARS AGO BRO
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@dances
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3 years
If you don’t know the music and need a comparison Sophie had a Dilla like impact on that scene which will be felt for decades
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@dances
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6 years
HOW YALL PEOPLE DISSING TEVIN CAMPBELL WHEN U BEEN BOPPING ALL SUMMER TO THE "CAN WE TALK " CHORD PROGRESSION ON "BOOD UP"
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8 years
PEOPLE LIKE HOW COME U DONT DATE THAT GIRL SHES GREAT CUZ WERE FRIENDS AND SHE KNOWS IM A FUCKBOY SHE DESERVES 2 FIND A SURPRISE FUCKBOY
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@dances
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8 years
fashion and style trends be damned this is all u need to get into any club in a city
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@dances
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7 years
MEEK MILL GOT VIOLATED FOR BEING ARRESTED ON CHARGES THAT WERE DROPPED that is pure slavery incarceration he’s never been free this is sad
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@dances
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7 years
If u made ur parents proud ur a failure as an artist
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@dances
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4 years
What Trump wasn’t prepared for Was a nation of people who have Dealt with Ticketmaster and the snkrs app
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@dances
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6 years
every POC knows if a white person under the age of 27 invites u over to a bbq u best eat before because these white people dont ever have any food just chips 23 hot dogs some hummus and a lot of liqour how yall have all this liqour no food yall gonna die
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@dances
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6 years
this is how all white girls dance in the club after taking 6 hiphop dance classes at a gym
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@dances
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woww a dude comes off screen asks jp did he enjoy the experience and would he do it again jp goes "hell yeah" they are shocked at his confidence but whats the tea hes really big likeeee he even says telling the story "whats anyone going to do to me" homophobia so dangerous
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@dances
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2 years
@Younglordsean 🧑🏾‍💻fucked up thing about it is that’s reality nobody makes money on that corner boy shit Numerous studies have shown this and if u trap you def know the reality.
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@dances
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7 years
**hits blunt** THERE SHOULD BE A WEBSITE CALLED MYFREECATS WHERE U CAN WATCH ANIMAL SHELTER KITTENS AND TIP THEM TOKENS SO THEY CAN EAT
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@dances
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1 year
chatgpt is good for digging cause you can say for instance give me a list of japanese funk songs from 1980-1984 with a tempo of 98bpm to 105bpm with prominent synth solos and that didnt hit the top 100 chart. also use non prominent artists
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@dances
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7 years
THEY NEED TO SHOW A PICTURE OF AZEALIA BANKS DURING THE PEOPLE WE LOST SECTION
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7 years
I hate when dudes list all this money they spent in a relationship U don't own nobody by giving them gifts Or spending on anything nope
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6 years
“Do you have a budget “ Is the freelancer equivalent to asking if somebody is actually single when they holla at you
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@dances
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7 years
being a taylor swift fan is a step away from being alt right
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4 years
It’s been 4 years since i woke up in the hospital thinking i was dead after this ITS A CELEBRATION FAKE BDAY IN MAY LETS GOOOOO
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@dances
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4 years
Why is every one bugging over these Chicago weed prices I’m sorry this is normal pricing if you were paying less for this on the street in a place like ILLINOIS u weren’t dealing with good mid or fire anyway tbh
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@dances
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4 years
@stopitg 🧑🏾‍💻 so i researched this a while back and Cuba loves yelling nonsensical sexual stuff while wasted
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@dances
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5 years
Quinta on HBO DESUS and MERO on showtime Remember when people were telling you it was just the internet
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┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| psst! hey kid! ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| •.•) There is no ┳┻|⊂ノ Such thing as ┻┳| Racism against ┳┻| White people ┻┳| ┳┻|
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5 years
Drake prolly is going to go home Pop adderall and masturbate to anti After this raptors loss Really good for rap music
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@dances
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Young people might not be old enough to But i was on twitter in 2023 Coachella when y’all were acting like Frank ocean was a selfish prick whom hates his fans and the problem with music But a billionaires baby mom who’s nowhere near the level of Artist can’t DJ it’s all love
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@dances
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5 months
This is even more hilarious when you watch her say it and see who’s in the room with her
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Felicity Huffman speaks out about the college admissions scandal and serving 11 days in prison. “They woke my daughters up at gunpoint. Again, nothing new to the Black and brown community. Then they put my hands behind my back and handcuffed me.”
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3 years
benny bennassi satiscfaction is 19 years old and yo it still sounds crazy today
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6 years
i never want anybody to live the life of passing out around 6pm then waking up at 2am
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2 years
One thing about LEBRON is he’s going to fake rap along maybe get one word right
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7 years
IF U HAVE TO ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT WHAT CONSENT IS IT SEEMS TO ME THAT U ARE LOOKING FOR RAPE LOOPHOLES GO START A GARDEN GET A LIFE BRO
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4 years
Juice WRLD was a fire rapper he was great at hooks and melody but freestyle he was one of the best off top here’s him on flex great talent lost sad
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@dances
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6 years
Checking the mailbox everyday or your bank account when the check was sent out Is the freelancers version of stalking your crush
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4 years
Sorry i didn’t respond to you I was in a mood and didn’t respond to anyone this had nothing to do with you
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5 years
It’s May 8th u know what that is guys THE ANNIVERSARY OF ME SURVIVING DEATH LETS GOOO!!! let’s run the clip folks!!!!!
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5 years
This is the worst t shirt i have seen in a while and honestly am thankful i got a chance to see it blessed
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16 year olds have been staging fake runaways for years on their parents This just happened to get caught on camera and went viral online Sorry you cared about a teenager u didn’t know for a few hours nobody was hurt the NYPD has plenty of time It’s not that deep
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@botticellibimbo Again ??????
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6 years
what do edm producers like more Juuls Crypto Dressing like Kanye from 3 years ago Buying off white once they tour more Dabs Juuls Talking about being an outsider Joe Rogans podcast Bad anime inspired graphic design Bad graffiti inspired graphic design
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@dances
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7 years
Is diplo at the bbmas or Is he planning a heist that the world is not ready for That's for u to Judge Dope look as always tho
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@dances
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5 years
@GrandeMarshall That was very woke of them tho waking u up
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@stopitg 👨🏾‍💻they are very active !!!
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@dances
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I can tell by ur social following ratio that u are an unstable person
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5 years
Hey friends i present to you The most New York shoe of all time
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hate when dudes act like a successful hot girl is just cause of her looks umm bro do u not realize how many broke hot girls there are
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4 years
Moby makes me never want to go sober
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Jennifer Lopez obviously thinks Let’s get loud is the Puerto Rican national anthem which i respect
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@AjCalderon @anamercury_ “Shots in the dark “
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5 years
Craft beers cost all this money yet They don’t tell u when the Can is cold
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8 years
if you say "how can kim and amber take a picture together after all that" you are not built for the Art of War and pride has ruined you
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I know who can mediate this beef Btwn all these rappers
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4 years
Y’all gonna be sick when i recreate this and sell if for 18k at Art Basel
@PortlandPolice
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4 years
More items recovered that were thrown at officers: Full beverage cans, bricks, bottles, rocks, food.
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@dances
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Rihanna asking for her mic to be raised after Drake presented her is the most iconic moment since Iverson stepped over Tyronne Lou
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@popstarbenny future ws 32 when march madness came out
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8 years
I WOULD SAY PUT THE CRYING JORDAN FACE OVER THE BAY AREA BUT GENTRIFICATION AND HOUSING MARKET ALREADY DID IT
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10 months
Social media has ruined everything Back in the day like your grandparents in the 70d it be normal for a singer to serenade a girl on a date and she goes with it it’s all theater. Like TRAD COUPLES WERE DOWN now you people are acting like elementary kids about a stage romance
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Usher was about to come sing to Winnie Harlow and she hopped in her man (Kyle Kuzma) lap. 😭
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@dances
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If you see a dude this age djing on a setup like this look don’t even talk to him he’s in a dark place
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Rule #1 : Don't ever touch a DJ's Equipment... Was his reaction Justified?
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@dances
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*Skepta*
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*Dances*
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6 years
WHEN THE MOLLY HIT
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8 years
kanye west to mtv about this years vmas
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8 years
ARE U TALKING TO LENA DUNHAM AT THE MET GALA YES OR NO
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6 years
these La girls will invite you over to their house say they made food u come through its some combinations of vegetables and roots made in some bowl and ur like ma im twice ur size i will die i should have accepted the ubers mint
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@dances
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6 years
Everybody wants to check in on their sad friend But do u ever check in on ur bipolar friend When they are spending too much money, having raw sex and being the life of the party Nope u just enjoy it
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5 years
I LOVE INTERACTING ON SOCIAL
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@dances
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6 years
50 cent taking time out of his day To throw shots at Ja Rule for Fyre Fest Just BRINGING UP OLD SHIT OUT OF NOWHERE Is the energy i live for REAL HIPHOP
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@dances
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5 years
Desus & MERO moved From a network where they can’t curse to 1 where they can hired a mostly POC staff with a lot of POC women writers after being at a network where they had none. So if getting more GUAP and control while putting money in niggas pockets is gentrification LETS GO
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Lmfao you bozos gentrified yourself to get on showtime. Nah. Again. Lemme stop. I’ll stop.
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@dances
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4 years
@corietjohnson really madness
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