Jeremy Hooper 🥨
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Dad who ✍️ jest for adults (@newyorkerhumor/ @mcsweeneys/@weeklyhumorist/@pointsincase/@frazzledhumor/@slackjawhumor/ etc.) & kiddos (PBs)
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Joined July 2007
After a long sabbatical, going to resume for frequent posting. On threads. Join me there.
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339 Followers • 0 Threads • Dad who ✍️ hahas for adults (@newyorker/@mcswys/@weeklyhumorist/@pointsincase/@slackjaw_humor/@frazzledhumor/etc) & future adults. See the latest conversations with...
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Also, this farce of a lawmaker used to be pro-marriage equality. So this lame bullshit isn’t Adam, Eve, or Steve — it’s Donald, her abusive political spouse.
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Been with my husband 22 years. In all that time, they still haven’t managed to punch up this lame fucking cringe line.
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Political violence is evil and indefensible. It's a cancer that will feed off itself and spread. Charlie Kirk is a human being with a family. Harming him or anyone else for their political views is disgusting and will rip this country apart and hurt everyone.
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"As a multigenerational proxy for heterosexual dating, I even better understand the need for both the bully and the bullied alike to hear and see only the framework of functional man-woman unions." https://t.co/yHfvwx8Zct
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“Parents with religious objections to storybooks with LGBTQ themes may withdraw their children from public schools when the books are discussed, th...
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Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride
Good morning and Happy Sunday! No quotes today. Just wanted to post how I feel about “pride” month.
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Annnd, I’m out. It’s been real, Twitter.
Working overtime to ensure your tax dollars will be spent wisely!
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Baier: Fox News can project that North Carolina's Democratic Attorney General Josh Stein will defeat Republican LT. Governor Mark Robinson
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Weird, I was told that the number one issue facing Americans today was transgender ten year olds playing soccer with their friends
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Thinking of President Biden and Dr. Jill Biden on this historic day. I’m sending them gratitude and love for their service to our country. 🇺🇸❤️💙
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NBC exit poll shows 47% of voters TRUST HARRIS MORE to handle the economy. This is huge for democrats!!
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Says the man who’s tweeting like a nervous ferret on a meth binge.
Everywhere we have REAL data it looks good. Every state where we don't have data, it's all "vibe" from both sides. Folks, the fundamentals look good. If you're just getting off work, head straight to the polls. VOTE. STAY IN LINE. HARASS FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO DO THE SAME.
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Sabrina Carpenter Registered 27,000 Voters on Tour, Engaged More Voters Through HeadCount Than Any Artist in 2024
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Sabrina Carpenter has engaged more voters through HeadCount than any other artist in 2024.
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Bookmarking this.
I’m telling you, when things start to fall apart for Democrats tonight, stop whatever you’re doing and turn on MSNBC. Nothing is more entertaining than watching a bunch of emotionally unstable, overpaid communists melt into pools of self-pity and rage on live tv It’s glorious
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Good figures for Harris
TOP ISSUE - EXIT POLL - NBC Democracy 35% Economy 31% Abortion 14% Immigration 11%
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And this time it’s going to be scary worse. A desperate monster is the worst kind.
He’s lying. Again. He’s setting the table to scream “stolen” election. Again. He’s inciting violence. Again. He’s being a traitor. Again.
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