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@goblinodds
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you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's eat dog treats from petco 💎 ayn rand apologist ⚔️ (they/it/whatever)
New York, USA
Joined July 2017
@Aella_Girl brb, anonymously publishing research showing wide uncertainties regarding my sexual performance to summon an empiricist harem.
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People on here will say "we stopped building things that will stand the test of time" and still be up in arms about the fact that one of our empire's great leaders erected a Mysterious Obelisk that we can look upon in despair
Obama's Presidential library is literally one of the ugliest buildings I've seen in my life
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type of seattle autist who goes to slutcon hoping to mingle with fellow fans of the south lake union transport system
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hey is anyone interested in launching themselves into the sun with me? I'm looking for a group of 3-5 women to all launch ourselves into the sun. reply "sun" below and I'll send you a dm 🌠
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i made a chrome extension that hides all website content except ads
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how soon in a relationship should you introduce your partner to your deformed half-brother that lives in the woods
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Soup Number 3: French Potato Leek
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he wouldn’t stop asking and she always commits to a bit so she just kept raising her demands to the point where she was like i want craft services and an intimacy coordinator and we’re hiring models who look like hotter versions of us for the actual sex parts
friend hooked up with some guy who kept asking her to make a sex tape and she told him “only if we shoot on 35mm”
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"Help! The Contrarians are after me!" "No, they aren't." "Oh my God, you're one of them!"
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Airsoft autists are truly the most persecuted group of people out there
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@ByrneHobart Our noble AI Detectors: import torch ... nn.forward() Their wicked AI: import torch ... nn.forward()
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There’s something really wonderful about angry AI haters slavishly obeying the instructions of some inscrutable black-box algorithm even when a human being tells them they’re wrong.
Are you human? Our AI detector says you're AI. Welcome to the future. A friend on my discord shared his experience posting his hand-made art online.
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wait, they’re done? lmfao, i thought it would take 10 years, sign i’ve lived in SF for over a decade
Yesterday I got to see Sen̓áḵw, a new development in Vancouver being built by the Squamish Nation on land that they have zoning rights over. A very cool project!
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I thought it was kinda funny how viral this post went considering “share a piece of lore” is… normal tweeting lol. Everyone like “good now I have a chance to talk about myself and a weird thing that happened to me” YOU CAN DO THAT ANYTIME. THATS THE POINT OF THE APP
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golden hour in central park was great, a very long conversation with @goblinodds that kept me off my phone all day was even better
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