Hey tech pals, are you looking for your next job? My team at Stitch Fix, Messaging Infrastructure, is hiring a Lead Engineer to help us with our transition from RabbitMQ to Kafka.

Interesting talk at Google about the internet from Vint Cerf 12 years ago. He had a slide showing that the number of internet users rose from 0 to 1b in 10 years. Today 10 years later were at 4b users

Time change tip: leave your stove or microwave clock on the old time for a day or two. Compare to your iPhone time. This will reduce the “wait, is this one hour earlier or one hour later?” confusion.

Hello! I'd like you to build this really complex app for me. It's the most complex app you've ever seen, and it's a totally unique idea and not like the 30 other apps that do the same thing. Please sign this NDA. Also my budget is $5 and I want it done in 3 days.

thanks i hate it https://t.co/di5D0D8dNJ

.@attack was spotted at E3, wandering around and asking attendees their thoughts on 'Dead Space 3' while holding a microphone that didn’t seem to be plugged into anything.

Pet your dog today. He and you have a common ancestor and you’re actually related. (That common ancestor was probably a shrew like early mammal that lived 65 million years ago and had a furry tail)

That first piece of cotton inside the aspirin bottle

GE Smart Bulb crazy reset process: https://t.co/HLTrFewxwo Of course someone turned it into a 10 hour loop: https://t.co/MAsS5iOb6H (aka “GE Smart Bulb reset process ASMR”)

1/21 “Is there a nurse or doctor on board?” Clinicians—have you ever responded to one of these? Last week I left the hospital and boarded a flight for my vacation. I then responded to the mother of all in-flight emergencies…

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a poem about silicon valley, assembled from quora questions about silicon valley. https://t.co/L5S8KrXxvC

“...Although Apple is late to the credit card game..” Apple was also about 10 years late to the “cell phone game” with the iPhone. I don’t know if that’s the most useful way to think about it.

This is from 2016 - did it ever happen? And California DMV is so efficient I can’t imagine it’s far behind... “UK Driving License Tested Inside Apple's Wallet App”

A story in timestamps: 1:24pm Still Waiting for Muellers Report “...he still believed that somehow, at some time on Friday the report would be officially conveyed...” 2:07pm Mueller Delivers Report to Attorney General

I just realized that the fastest way to look up a words spelling is to just dictate it

Look up a word’s spelling... 1980: in actual dictionary 1990: Word’s spellcheck will correct you 2000: Google’s “did you mean?” got you 2010: autocorrect will choose a diff. word for you 2015: everyone on Twitter will correct you 2018: Siri saved us all by finally working

.@BradyHaran doesn’t this Venn diagram of space body types seem like it would be straight out of a classic CPG Grey video?? :) and it would end with “oh dear viewer of course there are more exceptions” or something

“Tax Refund Fiasco Is Political Payback For Republicans”...I just realized- those expiring middle class tax cuts were probably meant to help with 2018 and 2020 elections. Somehow the math didn’t work out. (Did anyone even do the math?)

TRUMP: O.K., I’ll be in in a little while. What’s more important than The New York Times? Ok, nothing, nothing. ⁦@maggieNYT⁩ : We ask that of ourselves all the time. 😂 ⁦⁩