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staff writer @newyorker | never underestimate the power of I'LL. SHOW. YOU. -- eli roth to harvey levin | my name is pronounced "nomi" just like in showgirls

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Naomi Fry
9 years
ever since i had the revelation that i like to look like a large sausage in my new jeans my eyes have opened to beauty in all its many forms
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when i come back a little drunk and talk to the babysitter i feel like i'm on an hbo max show
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2 years
is anyone else afraid of journaling because they're scared of their own unfiltered mind
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5 years
Incredible headline
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Hillary Clinton rocks out at an Earth, Wind & Fire concert after Bill denies Epstein knowledge
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i feel like the whole "claudia conway on american idol" arc might be rock bottom for us as a society
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4 years
masterclass
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4 years
A 16 second look into every possible way to contract and spread COVID-19
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2 years
i think huge boobs are "back"
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5 years
when i spot someone on venmo charging their boyfriend of ten years seventeen dollars for "dinner"... that's when my interest is piqued
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4 years
dark
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3 years
gonna go out on a limb and say that there is no worse song than hotel california
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3 years
wow she was so on her game here. RESPECT
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3 years
This Lindsay Lohan interview on David Letterman in 2013 is horrifying to watch now.
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4 years
sometimes things just end up where they needed to end up
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Chet Hanks hits on Adele after Notting Hill Carnival photo goes viral
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4 years
is selling sunset to corona what laguna beach was to the iraq war
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3 years
hell
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3 years
this is my favorite sort of thing
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4 years
me, under my breath, every single second: "shut the fuck up"
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1 year
it's a known fact that feeling like shit on new year's eve means you're gonna have an amazing year
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2 years
summer is when you remember who's rich
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Naomi Fry
5 years
a question: what are the most memorable pictures of celebrities you can think of? this can be paparazzi pics (say, britney with the umbrella) or also more staged pics that address the subject as a celebrity (like faye dunaway by the pool the day after the oscars)... thoughts?
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4 years
obsessed with the chainsmokers covid-baiting watermill concert sponsored by fuck jerry's tequila brand, featuring dj david solomon of goldman sachs
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4 years
It’s actually cooler that uncut gems didn’t get an Oscar nod. Punk’s not dead!
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Naomi Fry
3 years
ted cruz traveling to cancun where he will dance on the bar and be called a slut by stephen colletti
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4 years
Jewish excellence!!!!
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3 years
is anyone else kind of depressed or is everyone living their best lives
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Naomi Fry
5 years
What if I started signing off “I love you” on all work emails
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4 years
Anyone else feeling crazy in their gross gross body
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3 years
you know who was a sociopath? ferris bueller
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5 years
This is the best thing that’s ever happened to me
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2 years
i love the vibe of just never getting your PCR results back. "just getting the test is enough"
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Naomi Fry
4 years
this is very honest. a bracing read.
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3 years
is the dog running?
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5 years
This is camp
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Naomi Fry
4 years
women who work out with loose hair -- what are you trying to prove...
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Naomi Fry
4 years
this virus is really asking us if we want to live in a crumbling empire with a collapsed infrastructure and no responsible government oversight where care is given only to those who can afford it or not... and i love how some people are apparently, like, "yeah, sounds ok"
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Naomi Fry
1 year
when you take a nap with a sweatshirt on? that's depression
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Naomi Fry
6 years
this reminds me of the strangers with candy ep where jerri tries to find out what it feels like to be blind
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2 years
is there anything worse than the caption "my whole heart"
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Naomi Fry
3 years
remember when trump got covid
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Naomi Fry
3 years
so we now have belle and sebastian fans storming the capitol
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3 years
being a little bit ugly is cool
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Naomi Fry
2 years
the wilde/sudeikis thing suggests that one's nanny is someone to be treated with reverence, care, and caution or they WILL snap
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4 years
twitter is like microdosing poison
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Naomi Fry
6 years
one thing i will say about taylor is... she's learned from the best
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Naomi Fry
3 years
deleting instagram is not enough, now looking into a lobotomy
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4 years
one thing i like about myself is the constant guilt and turmoil i feel over practically nothing
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4 years
no matter what else happens we can revel in jared and ivanka's humiliation for just a little bit, right?
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Naomi Fry
3 years
i love when israel posts like a mid-tier influencer
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Israel
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It's been a difficult night for us, exhausted after spending hours in bomb shelters, but waking up to so many messages of support from you guys helps. Thank you ♥️.
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4 years
things are looking up!!!!
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3 years
"you're not a loser" -- my therapist
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2 years
morning has broken in julia fox's native nyc
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Naomi Fry
3 years
peanuts is the one example i can think of of a brand not ruined by overlicensing. you simply CANNOT water down snoopy's essence
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3 years
i need gaga to sing shallow at the inauguration
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Naomi Fry
4 years
This honestly seems insane to me
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Vulture
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Alison Roman is "on temporary leave" as a food columnist for the New York Times after she made judgmental comments about fellow lifestyle influencers Chrissy Teigen and Marie Kondo
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1 year
what a time to be alive
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3 years
remember when in the early days of covid jared consulted karlie kloss's doctor father who took it to his facebook group
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4 years
how nice would it be now to smoke a cigarette outside of a bar!!!!
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Naomi Fry
3 years
everything is so stupid
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4 years
i guess it's for the best that i've somehow managed to never watch a bon appetit video in my life
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4 years
Just saw a guy crying on a skateboard
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10 months
RIP jane birkin, but gals, none of you are jane birkin
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Naomi Fry
3 years
where the fuck is the second season of i think you should leave
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3 years
remember when we went from "doc" to "docx"
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Naomi Fry
4 years
Shakespeare wrote King Lear while in quarantine... I myself will be writing a spec script about Britney and Ryan Gosling switching bodies at the mouseketeer tryouts in Orlando in ‘92
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5 years
me remembering every single embarrassing thing i've ever said or done over and over again
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5 years
"i was only involved in the app side of fyre"
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Adam Levine looks like the co-founder of a Flatiron startup who comes from generational money and deals ecstasy on the side for the thrill of it
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Naomi Fry
4 years
keep hunter's cocaine use out of your mouth!!!!!
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Naomi Fry
4 years
trump releases video to convince worried nation he is doing fine under jamie spears's conservatorship
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Naomi Fry
3 years
can you imagine how exhausting it is to have to make tiktok content
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Naomi Fry
2 years
obsessed with him. what a star!
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Naomi Fry
1 year
when you're writing, think of one person you want to impress and one person you want to destroy
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2 years
i wish we could go back to the days when the uncut gems trailer had just come out
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Naomi Fry
4 years
one RULE i have is i'll only buy shoes from a brand that does shoes as a central thing. like it's insane to me to buy levi's shoes. or like ralph lauren sneakers
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4 years
a traumatized nation comes together to endorse brad and jen making love again
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Naomi Fry
3 years
anyone else sleeping SHITTY
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4 years
I like Dakota Johnson now
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3 years
one thing i like is that a lyft to go three blocks is like 89 dollars now
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Naomi Fry
4 years
hey @NYCMayor , the curfew needs to end tonight! it increases tension between peaceful protesters and police, endangers essential workers, and provides cover for the arbitrary arrests of new yorkers!
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Naomi Fry
3 years
i too am dating pete davidson
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Naomi Fry
6 years
the hills, no question
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Naomi Fry
4 years
half of my life is writing emails that say, like, "thank you, jill!"
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2 years
america is best experienced on two martinis, possibly three
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3 years
i keep thinking of jared and ivanka trying to return to new york society after trump supporters smeared poop all over the capitol halls
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Naomi Fry
6 years
"personal news": starting at the end of february i'll be a staff writer for the @NewYorker website, where i'll also be doing some copy editing. i'll try my best to be worthy of this ultimate honor!!!
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4 years
Omg Jonah just “went live” with Chet Haze!!!
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Woman on the plane to an Orthodox Jew: “sir, educate me... what’s the name of that hat you wear?” Man: “hat”
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5 years
colin jost has the broad good looks of the arrogant but weak son of a weimar industrialist
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Chase Woodruff
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starting to think this show sucks extreme amounts of shit
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3 years
remember when we used to hear that peter bjorn and john whistle and we knew the night was kicking into gear!
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3 years
i hope it's ok to let your kid watch 19 hours of tv a day. i guess we're gonna find out
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Naomi Fry
3 years
this is known as the "garfieldification" of culture
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Lasagna is one of the great comfort foods, and now it's everywhere — even in restaurants that previously wouldn’t have bothered with it
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3 years
people who're pretending everything is great with them... what's your fucking game
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Naomi Fry
2 years
shana tova, even to the haters and losers!!!
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3 years
i'm not watching the interview, rather i'm receiving it by osmosis through the timeline
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Naomi Fry
2 months
finally watched saltburn and i can't believe what a CHORE this movie is
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3 years
"no one understands me, maybe i'll go to the used bookstore" vibes
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Naomi Fry
2 years
this is the end
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Bill Clinton
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I believe we all possess the ability to lead, and I want to help you develop those skills. From empowering diverse teams to mediating conflict, I’m sharing the lessons I learned during my career in public service. I hope you’ll join me on @MasterClass .
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Is that a threat
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