Lazola Makalima
@_HeRo112
Followers
552
Following
236
Media
467
Statuses
24,190
Civil | Agricultural Engineer | Dams & Hydropower Specialist | Here | There | Everywhere #MUFC 🔴
Joined January 2012
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
#getoutofrafah
• 1856387 Tweets
Dortmund
• 412239 Tweets
Mbappe
• 307290 Tweets
Stormy Daniels
• 302880 Tweets
#Eurovision2024
• 168216 Tweets
#PSGBVB
• 155105 Tweets
Judge Cannon
• 97154 Tweets
Wembley
• 95270 Tweets
Le PSG
• 92625 Tweets
Reus
• 89380 Tweets
Dembele
• 76380 Tweets
iPad Pro
• 75368 Tweets
Hummels
• 72495 Tweets
El PSG
• 61657 Tweets
Grok
• 59703 Tweets
دورتموند
• 42627 Tweets
Vitinha
• 40507 Tweets
Luis Enrique
• 27762 Tweets
Irlanda
• 27471 Tweets
Wemby
• 26815 Tweets
O PSG
• 24970 Tweets
月9主演
• 21700 Tweets
DPOY
• 17052 Tweets
Marquinhos
• 14336 Tweets
flora matos
• 13635 Tweets
backnumber
• 13429 Tweets
Beraldo
• 13057 Tweets
Donnarumma
• 10813 Tweets
San Jose
• 10639 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
Faith is the bird that feels the light - when the dawn is still dark. Patience....
#HeRo4President
0
0
4
I spoke to my woman today and mentioned Alcohol and Groove and my Expectations of Her.
She blue ticked which is also fine, but she received the message. There’s a lot she already knows, but I thought I should make this clear.
I will NEVER EVER talk about this EVER again.
1K
297
1K
@Real_sthandwa
@SpheleleB
@elvis_kakuka
@Ceboh_sphongoli
@sbahle_mpisane
Hi, just thought I’d share a concern of how you can’t control how people receive information or how far a message spreads, especially speaking from such platforms. As much as it’s a genuine conversation, it can be used against her, including insurance concerns...just a thought.
8
20
316
I want to do a thread for Engineers ... Civil Engineers, Agricultural Engineers and Hydrologists.
I took a drive this morning to Umlazi where a road section near Mega City had been washed off.
15
43
87
@LungyMpisane
Discussing who? uGambu? Never sis. Mna ndiyashiya sisi mendingaboni kahle. It would do her good to stay in line 😂😁
68
3
91
All I keep seeing is theory… From Hydrology to Geology to Geotechnical Engineering to Water Engineering to Transport and Storm Water Management to Structures to Agricultural Engineering (Soils and Land Cover)
My wish is if they would employ Engineering Consultants for solutions
6
38
60
This actually came through last night with the congratulations from the School of Engineering at the University. Reality is slowly catching up with me.
This is the actual award of the . Civil Eng. Degree. Ladies and gentlemen we tried
#HydropowerSpecialist
5
6
60
@Mefika1
@Real_sthandwa
@SpheleleB
@elvis_kakuka
@Ceboh_sphongoli
@sbahle_mpisane
Your response is evidence of what I meant, which is the message that you received not being what I meant. As I said, you can’t control what people receive. You welcome to read again 🙏🏽🤙🏽
1
0
43
I am completely disappointed by the Men in my mentions, I won’t lie.
Isiko lwamadoda lusebungozini. The problem is uninzi lwenu nihlala kakhulu futhi nihleka kakhulu nabafazi. Nihlezi nisezindabeni zabafazi. Senabangabafazi.
I’m very disappointed. You don’t know how to treat
I spoke to my woman today and mentioned Alcohol and Groove and my Expectations of Her.
She blue ticked which is also fine, but she received the message. There’s a lot she already knows, but I thought I should make this clear.
I will NEVER EVER talk about this EVER again.
1K
297
1K
90
12
37
06 June - my birthday
18 June - your birthday
... June - anniversary
Khuza uBae, June can be funnier 🤷🏽♂️🚶🏽♂️
2
1
34
The mother sits outside, tears filled in her eyes, looking to the horizons, hoping that her son will magically appear he went away some 10 years ago, on a quest to find that better life.
2
0
38
@AthiGeleba
Haibo MaGeleba 😲😲😲😧
Umenyiwe nje emtshatweni 😭, kanti silwa ntoni nawe?? 😭
Ngathi umhle kanje kumbhaco wakho 😮💨
6
0
35
First time seeing this and I love her already. Brother man wasn’t destined to die...and she really did take a nap smh
2
5
29
Everyone’s having a hard time. You’re not alone. Take it easy on yourself.
0
9
26
@Thulzkhumz
@Real_sthandwa
@SpheleleB
@elvis_kakuka
@Ceboh_sphongoli
@sbahle_mpisane
Yes, no doubt. My concern was rather about free speech that doesn’t consider potential outcomes of it’s public expression. Insurance was an example amongst others such as affected lives. The character count constrained my message but I was not limiting the concern to price value.
2
1
22
A reminder to those inspired across all boards. Flowers bloom at different times. Some before you and they scale differently.
@RealBlackCoffee
age and career comes with much patience and perseverance.
@Trevornoah
@TheDailyShow
work ethic sir 🙏🏽🔥🇿🇦. Dreams are valid.
0
0
21
Probably a confirmation that he’s coming to Manchester United. He’s exactly what we need wide front but I doubt I want him back
0
2
21
I have a tender for someone. I need something picked up from Estcourt KZN to Umtata EC, 50 x 40kg sheep cutting blades = 2000kg.
Courier company has charged R11000. This price is being considered right now.
Beat that price and you can talk to me. Thanks
6
18
20
I think it will now be officially difficult to get me to go anywhere where
@RealBlackCoffee
won’t be playing....🔥🔥
1
2
15
I am very disappointed at the Men in my mentions. iMost yenu ngeke niyakhe imizi.
The women I expect nothing less. Nithengisa impundu, drink from Monday to Monday, chase after men. You need love and guidance.
But the gents, I’m extremely disappointed. Telling me nonsense.
29
0
16
Yes, I hope you receive in abundance 🙏🏽 but I also hope you receive work that sustains that cash flow 🙏🏽. Maybe work and plans first that lead to solid sustainable cash for you 🙏🏽🌺
1
2
14
This pertaining to Roads and Geotechnical Engineering, and maybe Hydrology. Structural Design loads maybe can stay the same but I think we are at a point where nature is changing our classifications.
1
2
13
Beautiful. Boss lady has always been destiny. Suits you 🔥🔥👌❤
1
1
12
@Mefika1
@Real_sthandwa
@SpheleleB
@elvis_kakuka
@Ceboh_sphongoli
@sbahle_mpisane
Your response would make me laugh at a funeral....but I’m not laughing 😂
2
0
13
The bridges were stable...hopefully will still be depending on mother nature vs design. Now let's talk about mother nature (Climate change). I really feel that our design codes need to be modified a bit. A lot of modern research needs to be done.
1
1
11
@rese_go
@Real_sthandwa
@SpheleleB
@elvis_kakuka
@Ceboh_sphongoli
@sbahle_mpisane
I have a belief that your response is unnecessary. You started off with ‘apparently’ and ‘if so’ which underline a potential inaccuracy of your message...so by that I don’t believe you should’ve brought it to such a public platform because you can’t control what ppl will receive.
1
0
13
@AthiGeleba
No MaGeleba 🌺. What was stated were listed were items of concern, that if she loved me enough, she would consider stopping them.
It was also said “especially should you fall pregnant at anytime…”
It’s a pity that instead of reasoning with such, we would rather walk away
8
0
13
@Thandek99536602
@Simiso101
@Leighten_M
@_s_k_1_4
Yeah she should be careful. Qualifications go through the most in their own ways. Engineering is 4 yrs + 3yrs (minimum) training + examination. Work intensity is also something else so everyone should at least respect what they don’t know....including what’s not on that list.
1
1
11
Bless 🙏🏽
Bhau - Our Teacher for Every sphere of life,
We pay our Respects to our beloved Founder on this Teachers Day,
#TributeToBhau
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
8
48
150
1
3
12
@rese_go
@Real_sthandwa
@SpheleleB
@elvis_kakuka
@Ceboh_sphongoli
@sbahle_mpisane
I’m sorry about the friend. My message/concern was just about open ended speech that fails to understand repercussions of free speech where inaccuracies may be concerned....including in a case where the friend may have not lost their life.
0
0
12
Ingxaki yenu nisela kakhulu, always drunk and like groove too much and have too much time on your hands.
Me? There’s nothing I will talk with you. Inoba ninxilile kwangoku.
You will never find a perfect person, there’s no 100% compatible person for you.
1
3
11
@_Sineziwe
Take it easy on yourself. May all your wishes and dreams come true. Good luck for the road ahead of you 🌺.
1
0
12
I'd like to congratulate the Engineers that were involved in flood modelling and control for the area, and Water Engineers that designed the Hydraulic structures for flood control. Channel designs were cost effective (Controlled Velocity at Minimum Energy, no Hydraulic Jumps).
1
2
9
@Leighthembisile
@Real_sthandwa
@SpheleleB
@elvis_kakuka
@Ceboh_sphongoli
@sbahle_mpisane
Since we cannot control what one hears, my view was we can at least care for what we say, especially on such platforms. That’s all.
0
0
11
And also understand that we just come from recent floods. A lot of slopes/foundations around Durban that seem like they stood strong and are still standing were actually disturbed. I don't think these were investigated.
1
2
8
To identify these qualities, receive them at ur love language with no external comparison and declare them openly, he is actually also very lucky to have you. Your gratitude could simply fuel his efforts...constant reminder. Hope u live to experience the fullness of happiness 🤙🏽
0
2
9
Durban soil angle of repose needs to be investigated...for safety. Actually around the country. My takes. Thanks
2
1
9
Situation thinking. Mental adjustment. Better positioning. Endurance limit increase. Efficiency improvement. State of mind...
0
1
1
Asa, the first pic is not accepted in the Engineering practice. It can actually get the contractor + engineer involved in trouble, you either shouldn’t have been in that site and you’re inappropriately dressed.
Ask your husband about me or who Makalima is. This is not content ma
Apparently it’s 2024.
Happy new year let’s keep building and winning one brick at a time 🍻
218
236
5K
1
0
9
It’s time ⏰
5
3
8
When fatigue sets in, along with it comes a lot of highs and lows, your efficiency fluctuates a lot.
0
0
1
@zondo68
Definitely. We can't stop the effects. God can stop the effects. But it's our duties to try and minimize the worst possible impacts of the effects at the least cost.
You need to convince your country to employ the correct people for the roles. It's your country. Thanks.
0
0
9
But you will find one that is good enough for you to settle.
If you both love each other enough to compromise your imperfections, then you are perfect for each other.
So stop asking me rubbish of why don’t I go for people who don’t drink and groove.
1
2
9
Il stop there.....if u think u fit the description, chances are....ja ne. Angilwi, nginithanda nonke :)
#HeRo_4_President
0
0
0
Yazi.... there’s a veeeeery special place for people like you 😂👉🏽🔥. You should be reported yazi 😂😂
0
1
7
It’s not everyday that big organizations easily respond online and seek to assist accordingly. Words of thanks to
@JainIrrigation
for following up on my questions. Special thanks to
@MahajanDeepak2u
for redirecting my query and a special thanks to
@AjitJisl
for the assistance.
0
2
7
I’m 9.
I covered all I needed to cover and more such that the external examination came back with a report that they did not have a Scope for me to Extend my 9 to 10. I could not do anything more to it.
So I’m at 9 which I am extremely great full for 🔥👌🏽❤️🙏🏽.
2
0
8
@udhavmaharaj
@DimitryHlonisky
They definitely play a huge role 🔥👌. Major role. But the owner did build in a high risk zone.
1
0
8
It's called the rule of Compatibility. It's simple.
Life is simple
Don’t go for women that like nice things if your pockets don’t align
Love yourself and date next door
1
42
259
0
2
8
@KimM12407651
@Real_sthandwa
@SpheleleB
@elvis_kakuka
@Ceboh_sphongoli
@sbahle_mpisane
Money being present and funds being allocated to specific tasks are different things so that may not necessarily mean there’s readily available funds for another one...even though she may potentially be able to get another one. So hopefully she and the family don’t feel pressured
0
0
7
You are standing with Tumelo Boroto 🔥🐃🤙🏽. I see Steers is in good hands. Work gentlemen.
Five types of people you want to surround yourself with
the inspired , the passionate, the motivated, the grateful and the open-minded.
#YoungFarmers
#BeefProduction
#agriculture
#farming
#foodsecurity
#molopo
#MorokwengFarmers
4
21
117
1
1
7
Umhle
1
1
8
Wishing you nothing but the best.
@MakalimaC
and
@MakalimaP
will look no further should they need any assistance 🙏☺. Bless
1
3
7
@Leighthembisile
@Real_sthandwa
@SpheleleB
@elvis_kakuka
@Ceboh_sphongoli
@sbahle_mpisane
My comment aimed at speaking without understanding potential repercussions from not understanding the extent and accuracy of one’s own words so that you don’t unknowingly become a tool to an opposing side that may not care about justice.
1
0
7
Just watched your IG vid, zininzi izinto ezindichazayo ngawe. The world belongs to you 👏🏽
@mihlalii_n
1
0
7
A tweet by MaDlamini… Just a reminder for everyone…
“Appreciate where you are in your journey, even if it’s not where you want to be.
Every season serves its purpose!” -
@Nontando12
✨🌺
0
3
11
Hit me up when you're ready. Full Architecture and Engineering services 🔥👌
0
2
6
I'm not even 30 years old yet and seng'dlisiwe 😧. This is the second time in my life, but I think this one's done a great job 🔥😥❤.
0
3
6
I have a better suggestion. The construction industry is not as formal as the consultancy industry. What those aspiring to become Bridge Engineers can do is they can actually approach the Project Manager and request a learnership (volunteer)
2
4
7
Most definitely yes. But also try to analyse yourself ...just for fairness, whether on things you say or not, maybe you’ll pick up a lot of reds too. But mentioned above doesn’t negate your statement
1
3
6
Well done. To more heights. Proud. Keep pushing 🔥👏👏👌
The Dream of
@landmremovals
L&M operating fully in Botswana has been strengthened. Thank you
@Ms_Fanta70
🖤for facilitating the meeting with Prof Sheila Tlou
@_dinotshe
(Botswana’s Former Health Minister) 🥂
8
16
134
1
1
7
and love women. Indoda is supposed to be a provider and a carer. Indoda is supposed to take care of his person.
Umntu wakho is supposed to be your back bone. You must guide her, nakhe umzi and be proud of her as umama wekhaya and she must be proud of your leadership.
2
2
6
@AthiGeleba
The items were only alcohol and groove. Maybe apologies for the way I put it, I could have better said everything. But at the end of the day, she has a decision to make which would be great if she made it before things became serious, so that I too can make an informed decision.
7
0
7
And also, we try sell what we know will alarm quicker to the local markets so they can consume quicker before it shows the disorders. As I said, people buy what they see. So Agriculture is not just conventional farming.
1
0
5
@mihlalii_n
The employer could answer some very difficult questions. Workers earn about R120 a day and they work about 10 hours a day.
0
2
5
I can agree to this thread. All Engineers should know that designs don’t always conform to reality, even when the best of preliminary investigations were done. That’s why designs get altered with new findings as the project progresses to ensure that the project is still within…
2
0
6
Hi
@nickhedley
, I love your header. I see it ends at 2020 😅. I just wanted to say I have some data/equations that can map the SADC from some years ago (forgot when) to 2080 🔥🔥... Hit me up for this update 😆
1
0
6
I'm not sure why people don't know this car and are going on about the Legend 50. Legend 50 is a 2019 model, approximately now R6-700k and this has been on the road since last year. Legend RS is the best current bakkie...for me.
This is the Toyota Hilux Legend RS edition.
The 'Last number' Hilux priced at R835 000 for the manual and R868 000 for the automatic.
I think this is the best bakkie out
50
233
1K
1
2
6
You know Nick, I’m always saddened when I see your tl when you advocate for nothing but Solar and maybe Wind, which is the reason why you unfollowed me, because you don’t understand the Engineering and Financial implications of Renewables in Regions (SA).
Some good news for South Africa's power crisis:
Mainstream Renewable Power has achieved financial close on its 98MW Free State solar power project.
It'll supply power to Sasol and Air Liquide from 2025, and take strain off the national grid.
7
14
71
3
1
6
@LwaziMBK
I fully agree and this is likely to follow as a mode of failure where other slides have occurred or where the soil has been previously destabilized/disturbed. That's why I say Durban has had previous floods. There's something called 'Creep' and I mentioned the angle of repose.
1
1
6
I write, then delete. Write, save to drafts. Write, then delete…
I wish I could share with you guys what I’m trying to do for South Africa 🇿🇦 first… then Africa… then the World 🌍
It’s been a journey. Still is a journey. Maybe some day (God’s time) I’ll speak. Hopefully 🙏🏽
1
0
6
Pietermaritzburg is a real place. 1st year UKZN room mate, Gumede, came with a live chicken to the exam venue which he was taking home after the paper. Chicken was for a celebration with his family. Invigilators said no but my guy had trouble understanding. Wanted it next to him.
2
1
5
It’s a science that involves the growth stages from pre to post harvest and back to the soil as we build fertilizers for the food chain. And we try by all means to Engineer for Agriculture using Bioresource/Agricultural Engineers.
1
0
5
Supported. I like that we're all agreeing on the same ideas for the benefit of all ~60million South Africans. It will be a lovely enery transition. Supported.
As
@BEPA_SA
, we represent all the technologies across the entire value chain in the energy sector as we have a broad view of the energy sector.
#WhatWeDo
#energy
#technologies
1
4
8
0
2
5
That's one of the commandments.
0
2
5
Yes. Do inspire/motivate/assist/help grow many others around you as grow because you never know when you’ll need them in life.
Life can be very long for those who don’t prepare for it. Build your connections and you’ll have the potential to achieve more in less time.
1
0
5
I don't know about the others but I once read something from
@Nduey_Escobar
about a guy that was arrested for stealing a plane with a screwdriver. Apparently he flew from King Shaka to Jhb yedwa. So I'll go with Ndu.
2
1
5
@Leighthembisile
@Real_sthandwa
@SpheleleB
@elvis_kakuka
@Ceboh_sphongoli
@sbahle_mpisane
🙏🏽🤙🏽. Insurance was just an example/a consideration amongst many, hence *including before it, and where investigations are concerned, I’m sure care for her view to her defense will be offered and there probably are other outcomes....and I don’t presume we know them all.
1
0
5
This is also why we then have organizations such as SAIAE which serve to represent and maintain the Quality produced by this chain. I personally come from SAICE and SAIAE both with a vision to maintain the quality of life. Thanks.
1
0
4
“Fellow South Africans…”
0
2
5
Just received some good news... Just been told that my Master's Dissertation will be made a library copy (it will be available at the library) and it will be published internationally (it will be available on the internet)
#HeRo4President
🔥👊
2
1
5
This is correct. Then the performance of secondary elements, namely load distribution elements… Your Columns, Beams, Slabs, Brickwork (if present), Roof (Rafters and Batten),
Or depending on the structure, Portal Frames and Bracing and some elements may not be needed.
The performance of any structure is strongly dependent on the foundation
2
1
17
1
1
5