ALBΞRT MacGloan
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Number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills:
UK - 0
France - 0
Spain - 0
Portugal- 0
Denmark - 0
Australia - 0
Iceland - 0
Italy - 0
Finland - 0
Ireland - 0
Germany - 0
Netherlands - 0
Sweden - 0
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United States - 643,000
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Media: Lying
Comey: Lying
Obama: Lying
Clinton: Lying
Stormy: Lying
Strozk: Lying
Mueller: Lying
Judges: Lying
19 Sexual assault accusers: Lying
Climate change scientists: Lying
17 Intelligence agencies: Lying
Putin: “He means it, I believe him”
~
@realDonaldTrump
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If a brown skin man posted as many pictures of guns and veiled threats as this self radicalized white girl has, they’d be on every terror watch list or “disappeared” already.
Tell me I’m wrong ✋🏻
The left believes in silencing free speech. I believe in silencing intruders.
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The MAGA hat is the white hood of our generation
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Number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills:
Britain - 0
France - 0
Germany - 0
Netherlands - 0
Sweden - 0
Japan - 0
Canada - 0
The United States - 643,000
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People killed by gun last year:
Japan: 10
Sweden: 41
Switzerland: 47
UK: 50
Israel: 105
Australia: 207
Total Population: 246,959,950
Total Guns: 8,804,000
Total Gun Deaths: 460
United States...
Population: 329,093,106
Guns: 393,347,000
Gun Deaths: 39,773
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The send off for Captain Brett Crozier who was relieved from duty for TRYING TO SAVE THE LIVES OF HIS CREW
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“Does anyone really believe that a guy who’s spent his 70 years on this Earth showing no regard for working people is suddenly going to be your champion? Your voice?”
2 yrs later..
He took your healthcare, killed your factories & bankrupted your farms 🤷🏼♂️
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Fun Fact: Guess who’s the chief judge reviewing Trump’s challenge to his tax returns being released?
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<) )╯Merrick
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( (> Fucking
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<) )> Garland
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I’m confident you don’t have to be Albert Einstein to know you don’t need to hold the receiver when it’s on speakerphone 😌
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Fact: If black kids acted like this towards an elderly white man, they’d just be getting out on bail.
The Nazi youth gets a trip to the White House...
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Jim Acosta doing what reporters should have done a LONG time ago.
Keep up the great work
@Acosta
!
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This is Beto leaving the Debate 🤘🏻
What do you think Ted Cruz’s drive home was like last night? 😐
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“Start the car... start the car...
START THE CAR!! 🐾”
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If you ever find yourself banned from a funeral in your lifetime, you must have done someone or something very, VERY wrong.
@realDonaldTrump
has been banned from two this year alone...
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I hate violence & yet I find myself head over heals in love with this girl ❤️
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He claims he’s a great businessman, but won’t show his tax returns
He claims he’s a genius, but won’t show his grades or SAT scores
He claims he’s innocent, but won’t answer questions under oath
I think we’re done here... ✋🏻
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He tweeted 125 times yesterday
That’s 1 every 7.5 minutes for 16 hours straight... 😐
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My October surprise has been Mayor Pete being an absolute assassin on every news channel that will have him
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FBI agent (who isn’t getting paid) to Roger Stone as he put him in cuffs...
“This one’s on the house” 😉
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I am officially obsessed with making sure
@LindseyGrahamSC
NEVER serves another term in the United States Senate.
Everyone keep their focus, I got this one ✋🏻
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Every time Shep calls his coworkers lying pieces of shit on the air, an angel gets its wings. It’s science ✋🏻
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I don’t think a day goes by where Trump doesn’t live up to every bit of this quote.
"Trump is a dumb man's idea of a smart man, a poor man's idea of a rich man, and a weak man's idea of a strong man” - Carl Sagan
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A billionaire president invites a multi-million dollar football program to the White House to give it’s unpaid players fast food...😐
If this doesn’t encapsulate the
@GOP
I don’t know what does 🤷🏼♂️
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To anyone unsure if Donald Trump was the dumbest human being alive...
He just wished a Happy Memorial Day to the JAPANESE Military
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Omg our President just pretended to be his wife.
Tell me I’m wrong ✋🏻
I see the media is working overtime speculating where I am & what I'm doing. Rest assured, I'm here at the
@WhiteHouse
w my family, feeling great, & working hard on behalf of children & the American people!
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"Capacity for the event space was 4,200 people. At final count, 4,169 people attended"
~ Phoenix Fire Department
Thank you Arizona. Beautiful turnout of 15,000 in Phoenix tonight! Full coverage of rally via my Facebook at:
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Serious question.
What.
THE FUCK.
Does Mike Pence do?
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A look into number of planes currently flying all over the world
Wait for it...
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1/ Reminder going into 2020
people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills:
UK - 0
France - 0
Spain - 0
Portugal- 0
Denmark - 0
Australia - 0
Iceland - 0
Italy - 0
Finland - 0
Ireland - 0
Germany - 0
Netherlands - 0
Sweden - 0
Japan - 0
Chile - 0
America - 643,000
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I’m no royalty expert, but I’m confident cutting the Queen off is frowned upon 😐
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To guy in front of me at Target: NEVER EVER GET IN THE 12 ITEMS OR LESS LINE WITH 22 ITEMS AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. I WILL NO LONGER STAND FOR YOUR INABILITY TO COUNT OR DISREGARD FOR OTHERS TIME.
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I’m no dentist, but this body language tells me the guy on the left is a nervous subordinate and the guy on the right is his boss
#Helsinki2018
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Elections. Have. Consequences
- Cost of living, highest in 10yrs
- Gun deaths, most in 50yrs
- Hate crime, worst in 18yrs
- US deficit, $1 TRILLION
- December Market, worst since 1931
- 2018, 4th hottest year on record
Time to end this
@GOP
experiment for good. Literally
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Call me what you will, but I want to punch every person in this picture in the throat.
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Rosenstein announces that we have uncovered a clear and present danger from Russia to the United States...
What does the
@GOP
do the next day? They push to have him fired.
I’ll say it again...
We. Have. Been. Invaded.
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BREAKING:
@PressSec
just tweeted a new photo of
@realDonaldTrump
and his team watching the strike in Syria unfold.
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Every. Single. Player. Kneeled.
Go fuck yourself
@realDonaldTrump
Every player and coach on the Yankees & Nationals took a knee before the national anthem tonight in D.C.
(via
@MarkZuckerman
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The fact that
@realDonaldTrump
has to read from a script when addressing the country about another school shooting is pathetic.
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Riddle me this...
Why would 7
@GOP
Senators and
@realDonaldTrump
meet with Russia and Vladimir Putin exactly 4 months before potentially the biggest midterm election in our country’s history?
In. Plain. Sight.
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Research suggest that every time you interact with your dog their Oxytocin levels spike to a level that equals the feeling a human has when they fall in love - EVERYTIME
Lesson - Hold your dog’s paw today and everyday ❤️
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All this talk about Don McGahn and not one thing about him eating something from his ear in front of 20 million people
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In honor of today, let’s all enjoy Barack Obama meeting every Super Bowl Championship team during his presidency ❤️
#FlyEaglesFly
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I will give every penny of my disproportionately overtaxed paycheck to any Trumper that can make a video of
@realDonaldTrump
showing the same love and respect for our military.
#MemorialDay
You’re on the clock
#MAGA
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You want to to know why we kneel
@realDonaldTrump
?
Because THIS isn’t what America stands for...
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Only 13x in the last 72 years has a sitting US President NOT been The Most Admired Man in the U.S.
So far Trump is 0-2
Obama won it a year before becoming President, all 8 years during and the last 2 years after
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I’ve met some dumb people in my day, I’m mean some REAL FUCKING MORONS. Not one of them were as stupid as this asshole
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Let us never forget, the same day America learned one of its cities was completely wiped off the map, Donald Trump was hosting Kanye West and Kid Rock in a pathetic attempt to drum up votes.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue,
I suck at poetry,
Donald Trump Jr is going to jail 😎
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One of the most jam packed, informative and on task minute protests I’ve ever seen👌🏻
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Dear Conservatives
You elected a demagogue, because you’re afraid. Afraid of gay people, afraid of black & brown people, afraid someone’s going rob you, afraid another country is going to invade you. You love guns & war because it makes you feel safe.
Sincerely,
The Snowflakes
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Nazi - “I want to wipe your whole race off the face of the earth!”
(My man walks closer...)
Nazi - “Ok, ok, calm down, let’s talk about this ✋🏻”
(PING!)
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“Start the car... start the car...
START THE CAR!” 🐾
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I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure Dan Quayle wants to fight Trump. BAD
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Unlike Donald Trump, Macron will say fuck you right to your face 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Fun fact:
George Papadopoulos started a gofundme page on June 24th.
He’s raised $490 😬
Peter Strzok started a gofundme page 2 days ago.
He’s raised $418,872 😎
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What’s more believable?
1. There’s a massive Democratic conspiracy that includes the media, 17 intel agencies, countless woman, a lawyer & MULTIPLE REPUBLICANS?
Or...
2. That an admitted sexual assaulter who’s cheated on all his wives & lied over 5000x since 2016, is a crook?
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Y’all, Y’ALL, he said our army took over the airports during the....
Wait for it.....
Revolutionary War 😐
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Narrator - She hasn’t done shit
"My daughter's created millions of jobs," Pres. Trump says while speaking to a gathering of governors. "I don't know if anyone knows that, but she's created millions of jobs."
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Number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills:
UK - 0
France - 0
Spain - 0
Portugal- 0
Denmark - 0
Australia - 0
Iceland - 0
Italy - 0
Finland - 0
Ireland - 0
Germany - 0
Netherlands - 0
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Japan - 0
Chile - 0
Canada - 0
United States - 643,000
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Retweet if u stand by
@morningmika
🌸 woman everywhere & are against cyber bullying frm a classless insecure tiny tiny man
@realDonaldTrump
👶🏼
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I’m liquidating my 401K (before Trump crashes the market)...
Moving to Maine...
Opening a bed and breakfast...
And letting ANYONE who opposes
@SenatorCollins
stay for free 🏩
That’s my business plan and I’m sticking to it ✋🏻
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You waited until you were 4,000 miles away from him to say this? You weak, weak little man
@realDonaldTrump
The problem is that Emmanuel suffers from a very low Approval Rating in France, 26%, and an unemployment rate of almost 10%. He was just trying to get onto another subject. By the way, there is no country more Nationalist than France, very proud people-and rightfully so!........
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